Sheri's Ranch in Pahrump
Has anyone been to Sheri's? I know it's not a SC but I figured people on this site may have been a customer there. What was it like? How much damage did it run you? Thinking of going but wanted ballpark figures.
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I've seen PLs pay 1k+ at the Bunny Ranch on the HBO series, but find it hard to believe that.
First off, it's a 60 mile hike into the desert and it's one long hour of driving - nothing of visual interest to be had. If you blink at the wrong time, you'll miss Sheri's; it's only marked by a little sign and is way off the road in a clutch of trailers.
You drive up and park, press the buzzer, and the gate opens so you can enter one of the trailers. They bring the girls out into a line-up, but if you're looking for anything close to your fantasies, you'll be sadly disappointed. These girls range from 3's to 6's, maybe, and most look shopworn. It's apparently a hard life of long hours and little sleep.
You can read a menu of services, the prices of which will make your eyes pop - typically like $500-$1000 for basic half and half. If you choose to go with it, you pick your girl and she'll lead you to the sex room, which if you can imagine the skankiest VIPs in SCs, you get the picture. Shit everywhere, dirty, unkempt, and cheaply constructed - think 70's era wall paneling with protruding nails, filthy shag carpet, and grungy bed covers.
The only upside is that once there, you can negotiate some. I basically bargained my girl down to $200 for a sensual bath, massage, and hand-job. Unfortunately, the sensuous bath was just me sitting in a standard tub of tepid water for a few minutes - so much for the advertised sensual bath experience. The brief massage was nothing you couldn't get in any AMP, and the hand-job was nice, but my girl kept insisting I focus so I would cum quickly. There was no sensuality - very mechanical and a "let's get this done" mentality.
The upshot - ironically, legal sex (at least in NV) is awful, and quite expensive. I'd recommend you save yourself the drive, find an escort to your liking in Vegas, and have super time in your room. You'll save time and money, plus have way more fun.
Good luck...
The Bunny Ranch is nice, and, again, there are good looking girls, though they certainly all aren't and they are not as good as the ones at the Mustang Ranch. Even more expensive than the Mustang Ranch, because of the more well known name, I guess.
Overall, though, the whole experience is definitely much more clinical than any OTC you would do with a stripper, and many times more expensive, and I doubt any serious stripper club monger would see much value in it, other than as a novelty thing to try a time or two to say you do it.
Still, if anyone does do it, I would recommend doing the lineups, making a note of two or three girls you like, then spending some time talking to them at the bar, before your "adventure". Some of the girls there seemed overworked, so getting a sense of their energy level before you start could be wise!
It's OVER an hours drive from Vegas and its not clearly marked so it's easy to miss.
The girls will sit in the bar with you for drinks so wait a bit if you don't see something you like.
It's VERY clinical.... They inspect your package and if they see something they don't like, they deny service.
You can also chance your arm and get a casino girl. I struck lucky a few times with them, very high quality and great rates/service if you know where and when to look.
I went to Sheri's a few nights ago with some friends and wound up going back with Olivia. It was a very bad experience. She appeared to be a little drunk and, after we negotiated a price, got really defensive. As I was laying back on the bed, she started five minutes of comments about how she could kick my ass if she wanted to, at one point promising she could kick me in the neck. The whole experience was really odd and definitely took me out of the mood.
After the odd defensiveness, when we started actually having sex, she was oddly unemotional and obviously didn't want to be there. I get that the girls won't always like the guy they are with or actually feel like having sex when they are on duty, but half this job is acting and she wasn't even trying to read the lines. Again, it just added up to a weird experience that really made the sex uncomfortable.
I had negotiated for 20 minutes, and when the call came she jumped out of the bed like it was on fire. I hadn't finished yet, but I could tell it would be pointless to ask her to give me a minute to finish up. She refused to let me take a shower, which is normally a pretty standard part of any package at Sheri's. I walked back out into the bar realizing I'd just paid a lot of money for bad sex.
She has a lot of good reviews (who knows if Sheri's takes the bad ones down), so maybe I caught her on a bad night or unintentionally did something to piss her off. I'll never know.
All that having been said, it would be unfair not to say that Olivia is beautiful. If anything, I don't think her pictures do her justice and she is equally incredible with her clothes off as she is with them on. If all you are interested in is a perfect 10, then Olivia is for you. But if you prefer a little intimacy - real or faked - with your sex, then Olivia may not be the right girl for you.
Yeah, I'm still pissed about it.
What would change it is making it more like a strip club, front room GFE auditions.
SJG
Better to have free form preliminary fraternizing, like in a strip club. At the best, there will be front room GFE auditions. Then it will be good.
SJG
Girl not really open with you?
I know the money can be way out of whack. But in my view if they let the places have a strip club like front room, casual non-committal fraternizing, but with some cost in tips, and then likely going to GFE auditions, then it should be just fine.
Though the price may be higher, in principle these places should be able to be as good as TJ. Correct?
Agree?
SJG
damn sjguy. you need to just go. stop putting it off. take 2days and drive to san ysidro. spend one night in zona norte. it will be awesome. let me know and i'll show you around. then drive back to san jose. i'll bet you will have the time of your life.
Not a recreational consumer. When I do things there are bigger reasons.
SJG
If we can set aside price issues for a moment, shouldn't they have the potential to be just as good as TJ?
SJG
no matter how many times you say this it still cracks me up
I will stick with casino dates when in Vegas. I will avoid these places AND avoid Vegas SCs.
Oh yeah, Dennis Hof is a douche.
Why? It is just economics, or is it cultural? Is it because Mexican girls are just naturally GFE oriented?
Is it because the Nevada houses have too many rules, and because the requirement for girls to get licenses runs the girls off?
Is it the location and Wild Wild West legacy, can't be within 10 miles of Reno ( over 250k population ) and not even allowed in Clark County ( Las Vegas ) at all?
How To Fix The Nevada Houses
1. Reorganize the front room / selections part, make it like a strip club. The experience is not free, but the cost ends up being moderate. You can fraternize with the girls, in an unstructured manner. And of course the idea is that this will end up going to GFE auditions.
2. Fix the back room part, let people have a hotel and a restaurant and room service and Jacuzzi's.
3. Hire a zillion more women so that they are competing against each other, in money, service, and front room GFE.
4. Since there are so many women, don't worry about their time off. So they can have their own offsite place to live, and they can take days off whenever they want and the house does not get any money. Because if the prices are still high, then you want to see your girl offsite and with the house out of the picture. So they just hire a gross surplus of girls to make this a non-problem. ( does Nevada have too many problematic laws? )
How about letting the girls work at the house, but live a short distance away in California or Utah?
Any comparisons between FKK and TJ or Nevada?
PensionKing, you partake with Vegas Casino Girls? :)
SJG
Do they get close and look right into your eyes when they want you to move on them and make it happen?
Do they get an arm around you and start nuzzling cheek to cheek and talking into your ear, knowing that you and she will end up looking into each other's eyes, and DFKing like there is no tomorrow?
Are they vastly superior to White Girls, and a much better experience in a P4P FS situation?
Do you think it would be possible to engage in sidewalk GFE with the TJ street girls?
:)
SJG
TJ Street
http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4119/49421…
Going Down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK36QmX4…
About Nevada, this may sound nice, but I think it shows what the problem with Nevada is.
http://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/sex/vid…
GACA's Thread
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=4…
SJG
Hand of Fate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKH9enYi…