Sheri's Ranch in Pahrump

Has anyone been to Sheri's? I know it's not a SC but I figured people on this site may have been a customer there. What was it like? How much damage did it run you? Thinking of going but wanted ballpark figures.

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  • mjx01
    12 years ago
    I don't know but good question.

    I've seen PLs pay 1k+ at the Bunny Ranch on the HBO series, but find it hard to believe that.
  • Dougster
    12 years ago
    I payed over $1000 at the Bunny Ranch last fall. So believe it!
  • mjx01
    12 years ago
    damn.
  • jester214
    12 years ago
    I've been told that in Pahrump you can expect a minimum of $500 and it will probably be much higher than that. Unless you're obsessed with safety just go to Vegas and find a well reviewed escort. It's also got the added benefit of not being a shithole in the middle of nowhere.
  • Rod8432
    12 years ago
    I've been to Sheri's Ranch in Pahrump (love that name) and to jester214's comment, it's a shithole in the middle of nowhere.

    First off, it's a 60 mile hike into the desert and it's one long hour of driving - nothing of visual interest to be had. If you blink at the wrong time, you'll miss Sheri's; it's only marked by a little sign and is way off the road in a clutch of trailers.

    You drive up and park, press the buzzer, and the gate opens so you can enter one of the trailers. They bring the girls out into a line-up, but if you're looking for anything close to your fantasies, you'll be sadly disappointed. These girls range from 3's to 6's, maybe, and most look shopworn. It's apparently a hard life of long hours and little sleep.

    You can read a menu of services, the prices of which will make your eyes pop - typically like $500-$1000 for basic half and half. If you choose to go with it, you pick your girl and she'll lead you to the sex room, which if you can imagine the skankiest VIPs in SCs, you get the picture. Shit everywhere, dirty, unkempt, and cheaply constructed - think 70's era wall paneling with protruding nails, filthy shag carpet, and grungy bed covers.

    The only upside is that once there, you can negotiate some. I basically bargained my girl down to $200 for a sensual bath, massage, and hand-job. Unfortunately, the sensuous bath was just me sitting in a standard tub of tepid water for a few minutes - so much for the advertised sensual bath experience. The brief massage was nothing you couldn't get in any AMP, and the hand-job was nice, but my girl kept insisting I focus so I would cum quickly. There was no sensuality - very mechanical and a "let's get this done" mentality.

    The upshot - ironically, legal sex (at least in NV) is awful, and quite expensive. I'd recommend you save yourself the drive, find an escort to your liking in Vegas, and have super time in your room. You'll save time and money, plus have way more fun.

    Good luck...

  • mmdv26
    12 years ago
    Wow, a grand for a fuck? I'd pay that if she was Megan Fox.
  • Lionshare
    12 years ago
    If you plan on heading over the hump to Pahrump, I suggest you reconsider. Sure its legal and there are a fee good looking ones there. But if you have , ever seen cat house on HBO, you will see that most of the girls arent very attractive. Same goes for Sheris and its worse. Also because it is closest to Vegas they will charge you a lot of money. Stick with escirts, cops in Vegas dont have much time for busting down hotel doors looking for Johns.
  • Dougster
    12 years ago
    The Mustang Ranch is actually a nice place and has good looking girls, but, yes, it is pretty expensive.

    The Bunny Ranch is nice, and, again, there are good looking girls, though they certainly all aren't and they are not as good as the ones at the Mustang Ranch. Even more expensive than the Mustang Ranch, because of the more well known name, I guess.

    Overall, though, the whole experience is definitely much more clinical than any OTC you would do with a stripper, and many times more expensive, and I doubt any serious stripper club monger would see much value in it, other than as a novelty thing to try a time or two to say you do it.

    Still, if anyone does do it, I would recommend doing the lineups, making a note of two or three girls you like, then spending some time talking to them at the bar, before your "adventure". Some of the girls there seemed overworked, so getting a sense of their energy level before you start could be wise!
  • lotsoffun201
    12 years ago
    I live in Las Vegas.... Been there so here is the story and a tip or two: first expect to pay $500 or so, but if you go during a weekday when it's slow, you could get a bargain. NEGOTIATE!!

    It's OVER an hours drive from Vegas and its not clearly marked so it's easy to miss.

    The girls will sit in the bar with you for drinks so wait a bit if you don't see something you like.

    It's VERY clinical.... They inspect your package and if they see something they don't like, they deny service.
  • londonguy
    12 years ago
    I agree with Jester. If you strike lucky you can get an OTC with a high quality girl from one of the better clubs for about the same price. A girl of quality that I am lead to believe will be higher than most if not all the girls in Phrump.

    You can also chance your arm and get a casino girl. I struck lucky a few times with them, very high quality and great rates/service if you know where and when to look.
  • Dougster
    12 years ago
    I wonder if our buddy-boy sick liver, the Vegas alchy, will chime in on the matter. Actually he probably blows all his pay checks on booze, so couldn't afford it even if he wanted to.
  • bman77
    12 years ago
    I've been to Vegas a few times and had good results with researching independent Vegas escorts on TER(theeroticreview.com) Usually can get a nice looking girl for no more than $400 an hour tops and often 2-300. There may be a few that want more than that but the vast majority can be had for this price range. They also will usually stay the full hour and let you blow twice in that time if you can.
  • hotazguy1
    9 years ago
    Or just go to Los Algodones, Mexico, to the Green Door or Club Hawaii. Awesome girls, especially on Friday and Saturday (especially at the Hawaii) for $100 total.
  • SamJackson
    8 years ago
    Just saw this threat pop up again, so I figured I'd post the following story on Sheri's, which I put on their website too. The short version is: "Fuck that place."

    I went to Sheri's a few nights ago with some friends and wound up going back with Olivia. It was a very bad experience. She appeared to be a little drunk and, after we negotiated a price, got really defensive. As I was laying back on the bed, she started five minutes of comments about how she could kick my ass if she wanted to, at one point promising she could kick me in the neck. The whole experience was really odd and definitely took me out of the mood.

    After the odd defensiveness, when we started actually having sex, she was oddly unemotional and obviously didn't want to be there. I get that the girls won't always like the guy they are with or actually feel like having sex when they are on duty, but half this job is acting and she wasn't even trying to read the lines. Again, it just added up to a weird experience that really made the sex uncomfortable.

    I had negotiated for 20 minutes, and when the call came she jumped out of the bed like it was on fire. I hadn't finished yet, but I could tell it would be pointless to ask her to give me a minute to finish up. She refused to let me take a shower, which is normally a pretty standard part of any package at Sheri's. I walked back out into the bar realizing I'd just paid a lot of money for bad sex.

    She has a lot of good reviews (who knows if Sheri's takes the bad ones down), so maybe I caught her on a bad night or unintentionally did something to piss her off. I'll never know.

    All that having been said, it would be unfair not to say that Olivia is beautiful. If anything, I don't think her pictures do her justice and she is equally incredible with her clothes off as she is with them on. If all you are interested in is a perfect 10, then Olivia is for you. But if you prefer a little intimacy - real or faked - with your sex, then Olivia may not be the right girl for you.


    Yeah, I'm still pissed about it.
  • rl27
    8 years ago
    Sam. I know for a fact that Sheri's and all the other ripoff ranches remove bad reviews
  • san_jose_guy
    8 years ago
    Most anything ever posted about any of these Nevada houses is negative.

    What would change it is making it more like a strip club, front room GFE auditions.

    SJG
  • san_jose_guy
    8 years ago
    Anything where you have to pick a girl from a line up, its almost certainly a bum deal.

    Better to have free form preliminary fraternizing, like in a strip club. At the best, there will be front room GFE auditions. Then it will be good.

    SJG
  • Jascoi
    8 years ago
    my one visit to mustang ranch east of reno/ sparks was sadly disappointing. so much so that i didn't partake. save your money and go to tijuana. hong kong and adelitas will be an easy ten times better at the same overall price.
  • san_jose_guy
    8 years ago
    ^^^^ Your account matches what everyone else says. But would you care to elaborate?

    Girl not really open with you?

    I know the money can be way out of whack. But in my view if they let the places have a strip club like front room, casual non-committal fraternizing, but with some cost in tips, and then likely going to GFE auditions, then it should be just fine.

    Though the price may be higher, in principle these places should be able to be as good as TJ. Correct?

    Agree?

    SJG
  • Jascoi
    8 years ago
    no.
  • Jascoi
    8 years ago
    (response copy from tj article.)
    damn sjguy. you need to just go. stop putting it off. take 2days and drive to san ysidro. spend one night in zona norte. it will be awesome. let me know and i'll show you around. then drive back to san jose. i'll bet you will have the time of your life.
  • san_jose_guy
    8 years ago
    No can do. 24/7 responsibilities. The only privacy I have is online, and that is because I maintain a wall between my online life and my f2f life.

    Not a recreational consumer. When I do things there are bigger reasons.

    SJG
  • san_jose_guy
    8 years ago
    Most people agree that these Nevada houses are horrible.

    If we can set aside price issues for a moment, shouldn't they have the potential to be just as good as TJ?

    SJG
  • DoctorPhil
    8 years ago
    @san_jose_guy "No can do. 24/7 responsibilities. The only privacy I have is online, and that is because I maintain a wall between my online life and my f2f life."

    no matter how many times you say this it still cracks me up
  • Jascoi
    8 years ago
    sjguy. in theory yes. butt in practice no. tj is awesome. i haven't tried fkk in germany yet.
  • Papi_Chulo
    8 years ago
    I've never done a brothel but from what I hear more often than not one way overpays and the service is often not that good - IMO it seems more often than not when there is a middle-man (agency/brothel) one is gonna pay more and get less
  • gammanu95
    8 years ago
    Wow, from these comments, it sounds like the escort clubs in TJ are definitely the way to go.
  • pensionking
    8 years ago
    Having been to three of these places over the years, I will not visit again until I hear that they have reduced their pricing aggressively. I find it so hard to believe they are even still in business. Quality is mediocre and pricing is too high.

    I will stick with casino dates when in Vegas. I will avoid these places AND avoid Vegas SCs.

    Oh yeah, Dennis Hof is a douche.
  • san_jose_guy
    8 years ago
    Everyone says the Nevada houses are shit, whereas TJ is awesome.

    Why? It is just economics, or is it cultural? Is it because Mexican girls are just naturally GFE oriented?

    Is it because the Nevada houses have too many rules, and because the requirement for girls to get licenses runs the girls off?

    Is it the location and Wild Wild West legacy, can't be within 10 miles of Reno ( over 250k population ) and not even allowed in Clark County ( Las Vegas ) at all?


    How To Fix The Nevada Houses

    1. Reorganize the front room / selections part, make it like a strip club. The experience is not free, but the cost ends up being moderate. You can fraternize with the girls, in an unstructured manner. And of course the idea is that this will end up going to GFE auditions.

    2. Fix the back room part, let people have a hotel and a restaurant and room service and Jacuzzi's.

    3. Hire a zillion more women so that they are competing against each other, in money, service, and front room GFE.

    4. Since there are so many women, don't worry about their time off. So they can have their own offsite place to live, and they can take days off whenever they want and the house does not get any money. Because if the prices are still high, then you want to see your girl offsite and with the house out of the picture. So they just hire a gross surplus of girls to make this a non-problem. ( does Nevada have too many problematic laws? )

    How about letting the girls work at the house, but live a short distance away in California or Utah?

    Any comparisons between FKK and TJ or Nevada?

    PensionKing, you partake with Vegas Casino Girls? :)

    SJG
  • Jascoi
    8 years ago
    culture certainly is a huge factor. the mexicans (and most of the world) have a more practical view of sex.
  • san_jose_guy
    8 years ago
    ^^^^^ In your experiences, are Mexican girls more oriented to face to face intimacy, close eye contact, and to DFKing?

    Do they get close and look right into your eyes when they want you to move on them and make it happen?

    Do they get an arm around you and start nuzzling cheek to cheek and talking into your ear, knowing that you and she will end up looking into each other's eyes, and DFKing like there is no tomorrow?

    Are they vastly superior to White Girls, and a much better experience in a P4P FS situation?

    Do you think it would be possible to engage in sidewalk GFE with the TJ street girls?

    :)

    SJG

    TJ Street
    http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4119/49421…

    Going Down
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK36QmX4…
  • WetWilly
    8 years ago
    SJG, have you ever been to Tijuana's Zona Norte?
  • ime
    8 years ago
    So SJG did your ex-wife just marry you for a green card or something? You have clearly never had sex with an actual willing woman or had a girlfriend, damn you are pathetic.
  • san_jose_guy
    8 years ago
    Not been to TJ. But I do plan to. Still has to wait though. 24/7 embedded here. When I go it will be the start of expanding a business across the border. I don't do vacations, sex tourism, or consumer recreation. What I do is always serving a much larger purpose.


    About Nevada, this may sound nice, but I think it shows what the problem with Nevada is.

    http://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/sex/vid…

    GACA's Thread
    https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=4…

    SJG

    Hand of Fate
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKH9enYi…
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