Posts by shailynn

So, with the recent thread about bands to discover... I thought I would share a website I use a lot to capture music. No bullshit, no virus, just mp3 downloads. https://ytmp3.cc/

And saw a book titled “how to solve 50% of your problems.” So I bought 2 of them.

Three Couples, Two Straight and One Gay Three couples, two straight and one gay, are on a cruise when the ship gets hit by a tidal wave. The ship capsizes and they all drown and find themselves before St. Peter. The first…

Here's SJG mom picking up SJG's date. https://s2.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/ZxKjLuFwmezvf8soPEdUEA--/YXBwaWQ9eW15O3c9NjQwO3E9NzU7c209MQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/6e2e72fc862fc1e48bbde41a4de07296 He doesn't need Tijuana when he has babes like this.

There are bullet holes in the mirror.

Interesting Article https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/nike-apos-controversial-kaepernick-ad-200800254.html

So we’ve all complained recently that it’s becomig harder to find hot strippers when compared to a decade ago. Is that because: A. More hot babes are sugaring and they don’t have to strip. B. This generation of strippers…

A woman asked her husband what do you want me to bring for you when i come back from Russia? The husband said: I’ve heard that Russian girls are very pretty, bring one of them for me. After few weeks, the woman…

A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if hes been to this club before. "Oh…

Parents shocked after childrens nursery welcome back students with pole dancers https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/parent-shocked-after-childrens-nursery-welcome-back-students-with-pole-dancers-a3926511.html Think Juice is the “activities director” at this nusery?

A Priest and a Rabbi fly with a class of first graders on a plane. Suddenly something happened and the plane is falling down. Rabbi: “We have only two parachutes! We need to jump!" Priest: "But what about all those kids?" Rabbi: "Fuck…

Okay, strip clubs aside, and staying within the country, if you were to get away (your choice, not your wife, kids, etc.) what ranks highest on your list of reasons to go somewhere? (Please add something if I’m missing…