Motorhead's Girlfriend Has A New Dress

She is not fat!

After we have sex, she just happens to enjoy about a dozen White Castle sliders

Damn, all of a sudden I have a craving for White Castle sliders. Nice looking girlfriend, motorhead.

That is Motorhead! Kate is two-timing me!

Nudity, semi-nudity, are a real turn on in places where they are not expected, bending the rules. I like it when women dress sexy, and especially in public.

SJG

Damn.

Motörhead is a dead ringer for Justin Verlander...

Damn.

Motörhead is a dead ringer for Justin Verlander...

Yep. That's me.

Sorry Motörhead - but I couldn't take my eyes off that great ass on your girlfriend! You are a lucky man!

No where is the nearest White Castle? I need a few murder burgers...

I guess I forgive Verlander for regressing to the point where he is just a so-so starter. I would have trouble concentrating on my job in his situation.