Posts by shailynn

A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if hes been to this club before. "Oh…

Parents shocked after childrens nursery welcome back students with pole dancers https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/parent-shocked-after-childrens-nursery-welcome-back-students-with-pole-dancers-a3926511.html Think Juice is the “activities director” at this nusery?

A Priest and a Rabbi fly with a class of first graders on a plane. Suddenly something happened and the plane is falling down. Rabbi: “We have only two parachutes! We need to jump!" Priest: "But what about all those kids?" Rabbi: "Fuck…

Okay, strip clubs aside, and staying within the country, if you were to get away (your choice, not your wife, kids, etc.) what ranks highest on your list of reasons to go somewhere? (Please add something if I’m missing…

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Wonder who will win the divisions this year? LDK division and the SJG division.

Man all I heard on sports channels this morning was the NFL. No political bullshit just predictions. Chargers gonna win their division. Titans gonna go deep in the playoffs. Steelers eliminated early. What are these…

So last night I finally had some free time and I sat down and watched the Bernie Madoff movie starring Robert DeNiro and Michelle Pfieffer. Decent movie but if you listen to this excellent audible “book” it appears the movie left…

So I just checked with Vegas odds and the over/under right now on how many goats San Jose Guy will fuck this week is 10 1/2. So what are you guys betting? Over or under??? Definite over for me.…

Really? Like you were making so much more money for those Intel Processor commercials. Juice would cut off a toe for 1/10,000th of that.

If you’re getting sick of my posting it, I understand I’m sick of posting it too. RIGHT NOW, TUSCL Fantasy Football League has 11 teams. I need 1 more person to join OR I have 5 slots left to make…

Papi brought it up in another post about most of us being pathetic losers. What is the definition of a TUSCL pathetic loser? Is it: ANYONE that is paying for sex no matter how cool you are or how…