The End of the World is Near

They never tell you what you need to know.

6/9/2016 8:19:39 AM

How do I know?

Because I just left a Target and a mom (probably in her mid 60s) was face-timing with her son (probably my age) bitching him out because he just bought a new house and the kitchen cabinets weren't the "soft touch close" kind. This was loud enough that I could hear the entire conversation 5 aisles away.

I just went in there to take a shit in the bathroom.

Meanwhile Juice is masturbating in the lingerie section. "Clean up in the panty department."

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RandomMember

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8 years ago

Close enough to @Smith's age, and she clearly had her priorities straight. Should have invited her to Detroit to meet TUSCL's most eligible bachelor.

shailynn

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8 years ago

I sit there and think "what the fucking fuck?" Then again I pay strippers to fuck me on a regular basis an amount more than a lot of people monthly car payments, while I have someone at home that will fuck me for free, and a married MILF 30 minutes down the road that will also fuck me for free, so do I have room to complain? Probably not, but I still do anyway! Lol

Friday!!!!! It's only 1 more day away.

warhawks

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8 years ago

The most important part of this post is: you stopped at a Target to take a dump and not a McDonalds.

Brilliant!!!

san_jose_guy

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8 years ago

"Meanwhile Juice is masturbating in the lingerie section."

:)

SJG

Meursault

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8 years ago

Head for the fallout shelter. And you all laughed when I bought 700 lbs of freeze dried chacken fangers.

mikeya02

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8 years ago

Juice never gets caught because of his 4.7 40 speed

shailynn

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8 years ago

^^^^ I laughed out loud at that. 4.7 to cum, 4.7 to get from the back of the lingerie department to the parking lot where his mom has the car running.

motorhead

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8 years ago

Did anyone see the video of the guy trying to kidnap the teenage girl at a Wal-Mart in Flotida ? My initial reaction was it was John Smith.

But maybe it was just Juice trying to get his Capri Sun back

crazyjoe

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8 years ago

Lol

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