How do I know?
Because I just left a Target and a mom (probably in her mid 60s) was face-timing with her son (probably my age) bitching him out because he just bought a new house and the kitchen cabinets weren't the "soft touch close" kind. This was loud enough that I could hear the entire conversation 5 aisles away.
I just went in there to take a shit in the bathroom.
Meanwhile Juice is masturbating in the lingerie section. "Clean up in the panty department."
I sit there and think "what the fucking fuck?" Then again I pay strippers to fuck me on a regular basis an amount more than a lot of people monthly car payments, while I have someone at home that will fuck me for free, and a married MILF 30 minutes down the road that will also fuck me for free, so do I have room to complain? Probably not, but I still do anyway! Lol
Friday!!!!! It's only 1 more day away.
The most important part of this post is: you stopped at a Target to take a dump and not a McDonalds.
Brilliant!!!
"Meanwhile Juice is masturbating in the lingerie section."
:)
SJG
Head for the fallout shelter. And you all laughed when I bought 700 lbs of freeze dried chacken fangers.
Juice never gets caught because of his 4.7 40 speed
^^^^ I laughed out loud at that. 4.7 to cum, 4.7 to get from the back of the lingerie department to the parking lot where his mom has the car running.
Did anyone see the video of the guy trying to kidnap the teenage girl at a Wal-Mart in Flotida ? My initial reaction was it was John Smith.
But maybe it was just Juice trying to get his Capri Sun back
Lol
Close enough to @Smith's age, and she clearly had her priorities straight. Should have invited her to Detroit to meet TUSCL's most eligible bachelor.