Comments by Raincoat (page 2)

I've never seen a pussy that I didn't like. However if it is hidden by bush, well that's a bad thing.

A bar where the waitresses don't wear pants, and it isn't listed on TUSCL. Would someone from St. Louis please review Verlin's Bar and Grill.

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Stiletto: Use the ignore list. It is the only way that the rest of us can keep you from leaving the site. We need your input.

In a recession I would expect more and better looking dancers. However, I'm finding that dancers are fewer and fatter. Could it be that the economy is so bad that customers aren't going to clubs and pretty dancers aren't making enough for it to be worthwhile?

I hate it when they stop in the middle of a lapper to talk. If she's going to stop dancing to talk, she'd better have her hand in my pants.

Loose fitting thin dress slacks are probably the best, but they wearout quickly from too much lapdance zipper polishing. However, based on advice from this site, I bought a pair of thin workout pants. The first time that I wore them to a club was also the first time that I ever had a dancer reach in and give me a hand job. I think the girls like to know what you are looking for, and the right pants send the right message.

With apologies to Stiletto, girl-next-door types are more erotic to me. I really dislike tattoos, but will overlook them on dancers that try harder.

I am almost always more attracted to the waitress or barmaid. It a "grass is greener" thing.

Cicero, IL clubs used to be run by the mob. Strungout fuglies danced on a stage behind the bartender and then came around to talk you into going to the back for a $40 BJ. No one had ever heard of a lap dance.

I am a proponent of using the categories like the following taken from my review of Flamingo in Anaheim. Founder used my concept, but did not use all of my categories. I think that he made a mistake. Facility Quality: 8 Dancer Quality: 8 Private Dance Quality: 8 Mood: 6 Value: 8 Avg Rating: 7.4

Target carries a loose fitting athletic pant by Champion. They do not have a a white stripe on the side, so they almost pass for regular slacks. The first time I wore them to a strip club, I got inside the pants action during every lapdance, and that has never happened for me before. Other posters have said that the right clothing sends a message. They were correct.

I like pretty young things with clean well-pedicured feet. I like it when they dangle their feet off the stage and find my dick. I like barefoot lapdances so that I can feel-up their feet. Like each body part has its own appeal, but needs to be uncovered, and that's why I prefer barefoot or flipflops and I don't like stripper shoes.

I must see tits.

Wear dark slacks and jizz away.

Amateur contests are common place at the BYO clubs throughout Iowa. They have a spirited party atmosphere with men and women in attendance. That should encourage your girlfriend to not get cold feet. Check out the Cedar Rapids clubs where the shows are well attended. Woody's in CR used to have a MAN (Male Amateur Night), in case you want to return the favor.

BaddJack: I assume you meant to write love instead of lose.

Always wear a cheap jacket to strip clubs. You can use it to save your seat when you go to the restroom. More importantly, you can carry it in front you when you leave the lap dance room.

$10 lap contact dances puts a club on my short list for value. At the end of the evening I will have spent more, but had a better time. If more clubs would go this way, the girls would find that they are making more money and the club is taking in more cover charges.

I have always been a proponent of using the following categories: Facility Quality: 8 Dancer Quality: 8 Private Dance Quality: 8 Mood: 6 Value: 8 Avg Rating: 7.4

I am opposed to anything that brings strip club activities to the mainstream. I don't want women becoming too familiar with the gray areas of the law that get explored during lap dances. That is unless they have nice tits and plan on doing some southern explorations of their own.

Picksydusst82, And how do you feel about when the excitement turns into a squirt?

Ryan, Boatmonkey gave you the best answer, except he forgot to mention that black slacks are best so that your wet spot doesn't show when you walk back to your table. PrimO: One time in Cedar Rapids I saw a guy wear a kilt to a club. His girlfriend was with him and she spent a lot of time with her hand inside the kilt.

To bigbadbob8: What's wrong with showing up in a raincoat? I'm deeply offended. :)