First time at the strip club, appropriate clothing?
Ryan21
My friends are taking me to one of the all nude strip clubs here in Dallas (I don't know which one yet)for my 21st birthday this weekend. It obviously will be my first time there and I'm just wondering what the most appropriate form of clothing would be to wear. They are intending on buying me a few private lap dances apparently. I usually just wear Wrangler jeans, cowboy boots, and a t-shirt. I asked my big brother (since he's been to a few strip clubs before) and he just told me that Wranglers are not the most appropriate kind of clothes to wear if I get a lap dance. He just told me to wear nice pants like Dockers that are black or really dark blue and a dark colored pair of boxers and make sure I'm really clean and wear nice cologne and nice shoes. He told me that boxers are a lot better for getting a lap dance since they will be more comfortable when I get a boner and probably cum. I really think he's over-exaggerating, I mean I've had sex before with my girlfriend, I don't see how I'm gonna lose it during a lap dance. But seriously, is what my brother suggested appropriate, or does it really matter if I wear jeans and boots, and any other suggestions for a first time at the club?
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But a good dancer can work with anything. On the few occassions I did wear jeans, my girl had to just unzip me and dig right in there to get the job done, and that ain't bad either!
I get a kick out of the characters who wear baggy basketball shorts or sweat pants, giving their girls super-easy access to their goods. That may be OK in Texas but in Michigan in January it looks pretty funny to see a 300 pound old man in Piston's shorts!
Dress comfortably and I think you'll have fun.
As others said, the underwear is up to personal preference: that which will be comfortable if you get wood. HOWEVER bear in mind: strippers do expect a hardening reaction during a lapdance, BUT, NOT ALL see getting you to pop off as a matter-of-course goal. THAT varies by girl and by club. Like SuperDude says it will likely be at the least used to extract additional compensation if it happens and you yourself need not make it your goal either, if you'd rather stretch the night's enjoyment.
As far as blue jeans go. NO. Dancer: "Thank you for being respectful of my ass".
PrimO: One time in Cedar Rapids I saw a guy wear a kilt to a club. His girlfriend was with him and she spent a lot of time with her hand inside the kilt.
As for me I am cold natured and would be uncomfortable with shorts in the Winter but I usually wear them for Summertime excursions. In the non Summer months I usually wear Docker's or similar pants.
Do whatever you wish, YOU are the customer.
By the way, I found if I wear black pants and a black non-button shirt (e.g., polo shirt or T-shirt), the dividing line between my waist band and my shirt bottom disappears in the club's dim lighting. This allows the girls hand slip inside less conspicuously, as everything's sort of dark and muddled down there, versus what you might see if a contrasting color are moving around.
The quality of his strip club experience might depend greatly on the city he's in.
Interesting note on the black and black. Just last evening I met vm at a club we both enjoy. There I met this Cuban dancer that spent about 1/2 hour at the bar with me while I waited for vm. Her hand rarely left Mr. Happy, and she often let me toy with Miss Happy. Well, when vm got there and I went to the back with her, the black shirt I had on came out of the waist band of my black pants and Mr. Happy met Miss Hand up close and personal. I damn near felt like I was going to be raped.
Bottom line, I liked the black and black combo.
Couple notes - I always wear the shirt out, so waistband access is easy and my shirt can readily flop over to conceal her entering hand. I also found the untucked shirt can sometimes ride up during a lapdance, revealing a little of my abdomen. This sometimes prompts girls to either a) pull my shirt up for breast-on-chest rubbing, or b) see how close my engorged dick was to to my waistband and decide to reach inside to give it a tug or two.
im my area this is normal and clubs dont have a dress code.
i discovered this combination by "accident"
Black and black is quite often my work attire, and black with jeans is normal outside work. So the black shirt is most always worn. I just never thought how well it could work. I shall put it into play more often. Thanks
Yes, but not of you. No offense.