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9 years ago
I don't usually spend much time watching pole work, but when I see it and its exceptional I always tip.
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9 years ago
It certainly doesn't excuse his behavior but sorry to say he might have thought you were her pimp. Does your Cadillac have a velvet interior?
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9 years ago
She paid in cash, but were they all singles?
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9 years ago
quick somebody grab a fire extinguisher for Belichick's and Brady's pants
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9 years ago
Well...I was going to get some work done today...Oh well
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9 years ago
What do trolls eat, anyway?
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9 years ago
Maybe it has something to do with that third eye in the middle of your forehead.
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9 years ago
I really enjoy running my hands through a stripper's hair. Doesn't work well with wigs, extensions or weaves.
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9 years ago
Many years ago I was at a regular bar and met some chick. We hit it off right away and not before long we went to my car to do the recreational drug of that time period. After a quick snort or 2 we started fooling around. When it started getting pretty heavy I suggested the back seat. She agreed but was uncomfortable in the bar parking lot since it was well lighted and had people coming and going. I noticed an adjacent parking lot that was empty and pulled in there. We climbed in the back seat and started getting busy. While we were still in foreplay mode there was a knock on the window and that's when we noticed the flashing lights. I pulled up my pants and she covered up then I rolled down the window. The cop was very nice about and just told us just to get moving. I climbed back in the front and that's when I noticed how stupid I had been. We were in the parking lot of a bank. Probably the place where you would most be noticed by a cop. Good thing he didn't come along while were in the front seat!
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9 years ago
JS69 +1
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9 years ago
My guess is he was going for the New Orleans pronunciation, but not sure why.
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9 years ago
Ok then...
There once was a young woman from Calgary
Who had an erotic photo Gallery
Though try as she might
She just couldn't quite
Make as much money as Farmer Art's salary
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9 years ago
Nice one, Shadow
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9 years ago
To bad nothing rhymes with Calgary...
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9 years ago
Mr_O + 1
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9 years ago
Yes Art, but remember the old saying - Life is like a shit sandwich, the more bread you have the less shit you eat.
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
well said Subra
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9 years ago
Shit, I thought it was Titties for review!
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9 years ago
Don't know about the clubs but the rioting really only lasted one night and the rest were peaceful demonstrations.
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9 years ago
So sorry to hear that. You will be sorely missed. Maybe those of us in your area (not sure where that is) could throw you a going away party?
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9 years ago
Sorry, you have to give to get. I saw your article that said you've been strip clubbing for 30 years. But you have no reviews.
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9 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Stealing from the Stern show - Silver Dollars - euphemism for the shiny round spot on your pants after an LDK.
or maybe
Mister Jizzster
Pop goes the Weasel
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9 years ago
or then again....don't
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9 years ago
1/2 time zone, I had no idea. That's crazy.
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9 years ago
Art, its the new math. 3 geographic areas, 4 time zones. So 22.5% of Michigan should be in the Midwest, I think...