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Title pretty much says it all. Kind of sad that those guys are totally obsessed with yours truly.
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Let's see how many replies we can get to this! BTW Mikey-man, I'm proud o' yo'. You didn't reply to my last thread! Perhaps you're learnin' that I'm just pokin' at you. Alas, it took you a bit longer to learn…
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So, how many replies can expect to get on this thread?
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I felt slightly bad about getting the lulz by trolling you conservadudes but y'all have to admit your responses we're pretty durn fun-EE with a capital FUN! See https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=44262 if y'all doubt me! My fave was the proclaimin' by one…
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It was cute how you thought I was being serious. My heart weeps for those who were actually serious in their replies.
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Why do you want Russian thugs to slap our good and wholesome American memaws? You must really hate America! When Hillary is elected I'll be first in line to invade Russia. I'll take out Putin and yell "WEEE-YAWWW!!!" when I do it! You'll…
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Okay, this is for the "I don't think I could take Hillary appointing supreme court justices" or "I know that Hillary had Webb Hubbell's first cousin's dog walker killed because he knew to much about Bill Clinton's affairs" conservadudes. Who…
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This thread is an experiment. I want to see how long it takes those little bitches to put me on ignore. Vikings posts his lil' brain-dead comments. If he enjoys that good for him. But he cannot stop reading and…
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So did any of you conservadudes notice that Melania Trump's speechwriter plagiarized both Michelle Obama and Rick Astley? youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ WEEE-YAWWW that is some wacky wacky shit!!!! Almost as crazy as some o' y'alls theories 'bout da gummint! But don't worry, Hillary is gonna…
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Does my Juice bro still post here? I bet he was a consultant on the KFC: The Colonel Corps comic book. www.comixology.com/KFC-The-Colonel-Corps-2016/digital-comic/393832 www.comicbookresources.com/article/11-things-dc-comics-taught-us-about-kfcs-multidimensional-colonel-sanders I just hope that there is a dimension where they serve the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay This has been a public service announcement…
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Since coming back and deploying my ingenious system for troll identification (aka "Zippy's Crucible o' Troof(TM)", patent pending) Dougsta has revealed himself to be none other than DoctorPhil! TUSCL has long had a troll problem. The first step to solving…
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...wait for it...Colonel Harland Sanders! Check out the Colonel's FBI file (look at page 5)... https://vault.fbi.gov/Colonel%20Harlan%20Sanders/Harland%20(Colonel)%20David%20Sanders%20Part%201%20of%201/view "Wanda Boner"...like that's a real name and not some made up porno name that the Colonel made her adopt when she starred in his groov-EEE drumstick…
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As a public service I have presented incontrovertible evidence that Dougster is trolling the board...OK, that is pretty obvious! But didja kno that ol' Dougsta is trolling the board under two identities? Yup, ol' Dougsta has a meaner an' stupider…
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That mothahfuckah be tryin' to find ways to combine pizza and fried chicken! Check dis shizzle out... http://sploid.gizmodo.com/this-crazy-pizza-fried-chicken-has-permanently-warped-m-1715187778 WTF Juice bro? A drumstick up the anus wasn't good enough for you? Those poor girls be workin' haaaard fer their money and you…
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You can order a bucket o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay and immediately start sodomizing the sexy dancers with drumsticks! WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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I have to share this with my old pervert friends. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh1NEa-lcsg Now, I would have preferred a Power-Girl show, but I admit it would have difficult to find an actress able to fill out that boob window! So Supergirl will have to…
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Alas, I did not go last night because I thought it was likely to be a mob scene, but I thought I'd share some coo-el Elizabeth Olsen images: http://moviepilot.com/posts/2015/04/27/scarlet-witch-loves-getting-naked-says-elizabeth-olsen-2890282 I bet that nobody has let loose with a groovy WEEEEE-YAWWWW in a…
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Turns out you can bronze your anus: www.egotastic.com/2015/01/behold-the-bronze-butthole/ Have any of you perverts done that shit?
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Dude needs to get his #sausage.fingers on KFC's latest -- a hot dog in a fried chicken bun covered in mayo or some shit. The story claims that it is Colonel jizz...what the hell, let's just assume it is jizz.…
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Words of wisdom from Iron Mike? www.tmz.com/2015/01/23/mike-tyson-madonna-cameo-mussolini-was-my-inspiration-hitler/ Discuss...
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Just noticed this review of "The Treasure Clib" in beautiful Asheville: "January 19, 2015 • Spent my Martin Luther Kings day with some of Asheville's finest. I google'd "Strip clubs Asheville" and it seems that this is the only bar/club around.…
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I always thought you were classy, but then I see this shit. www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/16/paul-bennett-sex-postbox_n_6487290.html Mind you, people fuck mailboxes in public so often in Florida that it doesn't make the newspaper. They just have a sign a the Georgia border that says "Welcome…
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If you thought RickDugan chasing hunchbacks was fucked up, prepare to be knocked out of your socks.... http://jezebel.com/this-interview-with-a-woman-dating-her-father-will-haun-1679768194 There is no place good that this is going. This union will no doubt produce a mutant cannibal child that wears the skin of…
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Has this shit been posted? www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/12/thomas-allopenna-jonathan-crespo-shovel-gun_n_6457562.html Turns out that shovel beats gun. At least it does in FloriDUH.
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The ol' StroDiggs system is more convoluted than Ricky Boy's system. Monsieur Diggs spouts some BS, but his actual system is: 1. Realize you're a loser that can't afford a lap dance. 2. Write a book with some nonsense about how…
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