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ime posted a tread about squirting that prompted an argument. All i'll say about the argument is that google can be your friend, people... A quick google search led me to this summary at New Scientist -- www.newscientist.com/article/dn26772-female-ejaculation-comes-in-two-forms-scientists-find.html New Scientist is the…
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Rumor has it that Gemma Atkinson is the current favorite to play Supergirl in the upcoming TV show... www.break.com/picture-topics/gemma-atkinson-nude-photo With those tits she should be Power Girl. Fuck yeah!!!
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Have you old perverts seen this? www.infowars.com/lawsuit-claims-prince-andrew-had-sex-with-underage-sex-slave/ These allegations have been bouncing around for a while, but now there is a court case naming Prince Andrew as one of the dudes that indulged. Personally, I think he did it but didn't know…
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Now that we know Qdoba's policy is to have the girls blow you while you eat your burrito it got me thinking. Yesterday I noticed that the Panera chick had crumbs in her hair. Do you perverts think I could've…
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Dude, stop making these videos... www.wwtdd.com/2014/11/scott-stapp-tests-faith-video/ Looks like Mr. Creed is talkin' to Metatron. Or the dude in the alley who calls himself Metatron and offers a hit of crack and the "white goo of prophecy" if you suck him off.
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What did you give thanks for? Did anybody deep fry a turkey for the big meal? (BTW, Juice doesn't count for the deep fried turkey question 'cos that crazy SOB deep fries everything!!!)
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I mean, I know that the Dugan dude has his system. But I'm talkin' about the real bizzaro pickup artist shit. My take on the PUA culture is http://xkcd.com/1027/
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The Cosbypolitan... Like a Cosmopolitan, but with an added Roofie. There is also a version with GHB.
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...doncha know you'll stain the carpet? Steam cleaning necessary after webcam show in University library. www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/19/university-of-newcastle-library-sex_n_6188376.html I have one thing to say... WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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I hear everybody in this vacant hotel walks around with a 40 oz Malt Liquor taped to their hands. Colt 45s, the Schlitz (both red bull AND blue bull). Some of those crazy SOBs even tape Mickey's big mouths to…
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Well, I have a lil' something for all you TUSCLers to contemplate. If you change the silent letters in a word, does it change the word?
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I hear that the demons who dwell at this hotel have erected a perfect duplicate of Stonehenge in the parking lot. They perform bizarre rituals, sometimes using the visitors to Club O. Stay away unless you want to be flayed…
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I hear that Styx, REO Speedwagon, and Journey are planning a two day festival in the parking lot of this vacant hotel. OMFG!!! The horror must end!
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After all, the actress has great tits but doesn't show her labia? http://nudesman.com/sophie-rundle-episodes-s02e06-hd-nude/ Seriously bros...check it out. #mammothmelons
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Lena's post about the dude that liked the ol' nutcracker got me thinking about over the top extras. What do you guys consider over the top -- way beyond standard fare like BBBJ or covered FS? I'm not just talking…
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All this talk about chicks in the Carl's Jr/Hardees commercials got me thinking about a real sex symbol -- Hedy Lamarr. Would have been 100 on the 9th. Skinny dippin' and acting out an orgasm on screen in the frickin'…
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Fuck these economic predictions. Did you know the sun will become a red giant and boil or potentially even swallow up the earth. We only have 'bout 5 billion years left. Sucks! And the whole universe may be in a false…
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I'm only asking because things seem even more fucked up with that family than I thought: www.wwtdd.com/2014/11/honey-boo-boos-family-seems-fucked-up/ (OK...super obvious URL) I did not pay that much attention when there were reports of Honey Boo Boo's mom dating a released pedophile. But it…
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Woke up this morning to discover that slaux_pas has gone full-bore psycho on me. I shit you not, there were like ten PMs from that moron. Just deleted the majority. Read the first two -- same bullshit about how I…
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Remember, even American Kobe breeds have lips and assholes. Take that stuff and pack it in a sausage casing. What do you have? A groovy Wagyu Kobe Hot Dog!!! I actually couldn't resist when I saw them on the menu. Only…
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OK, OK...I'm prefacing this by saying I love the Sunshine State. I own property there and was even lounging on the waterfront in the St. Pete area not too long ago. So no disrespect to the Floridians. But FUCK...Fla USA…
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I was watchin' the ol' idiot box tryin' to get inspired to have fun while Mrs. Zip be out o' town when what did I see? The AT&T commercial with the hot chick named Lily (I did not know the…
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Check it out...dude in Colorado got all twisted on the drugs, stole an ambulance, and got tased without saying "don't tase me bro." To top off that evening of badassery he apparently decided to jack it in the police station…
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Australian chick filmed having sex with dog. www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/31/jenna-driscoll-bestiality-dog-sex-video_n_6082646.html Surprisingly attractive for a dogfucker...
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Explanation for iconic photo of Sophia Loren giving Jayne Mansfield's tits "the look" www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/05/sophia-loren-jayne-mansfield-photo_n_6108252.html
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