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zipman68

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366 posts by zipman68

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Riddle me this...

Is tusclpolice911 growing on anybody else? I totally think that dude is a cop. Folks are complaining that he can't spell "legal" or "cell" or stuff like that. Shit fellas...that is what has convinced me he is a cop! What is…

zipman6812 yrs ago 6

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Quality reviews!

There have been some complaints about the low quality of reviews from certain joke members. Generating joke reviews is seriously uncool. After all, there is enough variation in review quality due to honest issues without adding in the shitty reviews…

zipman6812 yrs ago 1 21

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6 Tips if a superheroine digs you bro

1. She points he orgasmatron ray gun at you and shoots...even when you're alone. 2. She shows up at your door dressed like Powergirl...but she ain't Powergirl. 3. She alters reality to make you king of the world. 4. Flys…

zipman6812 yrs ago 1 2

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What makes a good thread?

Alas...another potentially good thread degenerated rapidly into poo-flinging. This raises the question of "what does make a good thread?" However, this question actually has many different answers. The answer is obvious for a more serious thread. It is simply…

zipman6812 yrs ago 9

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OT: Ben Affleck as the Dark Knight...pro or con?

I think the dude can pull it off. Yes...Daredevil kind of sucked. But it wasn't due to Affleck. It was overall just a poorly done movie. Batman has had many incarnations...from campy to dark and brooding to the bat suit…

zipman6812 yrs ago 1 17

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Again with the weird hypothetical shizzle...

How. Would the world be different if Ben Franklin had printed the world's first full on porno mag with all sorts of crazy shit like woodcuts of guys with big cocks DP'ing hot blondes? Discuss...

zipman6812 yrs ago 1 12

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Have you ever...

Asked a woman to dress up like a superheroine or supervillian and fuck you?

zipman6812 yrs ago 25

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Making the case for A2Ms

Since brother shadow made the case for ATMs I thought I should take up the banner of A2Ms. That's right my brothers...a FULL THROATED defense of that grooviness porn move...the ASS.TO.MOUTH!!! Fuck yeah!!! Here it is...a girl who will let you…

zipman6812 yrs ago 8

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OT: The secret of the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay!!!

Check out theirs commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P5cP3QlhC0 Is that some creepy ass shizzle or what?

zipman6812 yrs ago 6

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Hottest sci-fi actress

Which sci-fi actress would you most like to see in the club giving slutty, slutty lap dances? Right now I'm voting for Rachel Nichols from Continuum. Pretty fucking hot!

zipman6812 yrs ago 26

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Is the chosen one among us?

It is prophesied that a chosen one will bring balance to the force and end the pointless battles between the Jedi and Sith. We here at TUSCL are in the midst of such a battle. Will someone step forward to…

zipman6812 yrs ago 1 21

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Where has Juice been?

C'mon dude tell us...have you: 1. Been away in a cave getting revelations from an Archangel? 2. Touring Russia with the Bloodhound Gang? 3. Curled up in the fetal position crying like a baby? 4. In a parallel universe where JFK lived and the…

zipman6812 yrs ago 1 16

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Edward Snowden

Candybro's post about the Russian hooker site made me think...is Snowden getting a lot of hot Russian tail? That would be seriously coo-el! I hope they give Snowden the Nobel Peace Prize. Or he should at least get the "free access…

zipman6812 yrs ago 9

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Serious topic: Tone, moderation, etc.

A few thoughts about recent threads discussing the tone of the discussion board and (at least for some posters) calling for moderation: 1. MODERATION: Shadowcat spoke against moderation and cited the 1st amendment. Chill Palmer disagreed, stating that the 1st amendment…

zipman6812 yrs ago 15

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Slouching toward enlightenment?

Gutei raised his finger whenever he was asked a question about Zen. A boy attendant began to imitate him in this way. When a visitor asked the boy what his master had preached about, the boy raised his finger. Gutei heard…

zipman6812 yrs ago 4

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Aiden Aspen -- pretty fuckin' HAWT

I dig that our new bud Dacandyman pointed out that Aiden Aspen has a pierced taint. Never seen a piercing there on a stripper! You know that a girl with an anal piercing will do just about anything. I bet…

zipman6812 yrs ago 1 9

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Haters gonna hate

Looks like we have a dude trying to take Juicebro's place. I kind of like this candydude, though I think he should riff on the whole "doggy cone 'round the penis" shizzle. 'Twas Juice's anarchic humor that made me laugh.…

zipman6812 yrs ago 1 7

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What is your Anthony Weiner sexting name?

Mine would be "Enrique Clandestine". Much cooler than "Carlos Danger". I mean, Carlos Danger is so obvious. It is in yo' face, but not in a good way. Enrique Clandestine is...well..it is clandestine my bros! So, for the pervo-dudes on here,…

zipman6812 yrs ago 19

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Wonder what's up with...

Our bud Bullwinkle. Mr. Moose was a pretty coo-el dude. Hope he's having a good time. And of course Farmerart. Really didn't appreciate the flurry of troll posts from our buds Juice and Dougsta. I have to admit that I…

zipman6812 yrs ago 1 20

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World Cup babes...

There is some truly groovy body painting out there for the World Cup: xhamster.com/photos/gallery/322219/world_cup_bodypaint.html If only all sporting events were accompanied by similar photo sets. Or if these babes were body painted as superheroines or sci-fi characters. Drool...

zipman6812 yrs ago 6

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Need some friggin' LARFS -- defending da Juiceman!

OK bros (and sisters, bros pretending to be sisters, and -- of course -- the resident 'tards): I'm going to offer a spirited defense of my bro -- da Juiceman. Lest I be accused of being "sycophantic" by the resident 'tards…

zipman6812 yrs ago 16

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Fun topic

OK bros... We've probably had too much "so-and-so is a dick" posts and bullshit 'bout Martin/Zimmerman. I guilty too and some of it is pretty fucking funny...but we do like sexy girls her, n'est-ce pas? We did have a…

zipman6812 yrs ago 1 8

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Ok...which one of you dudes filed this lawsuit?

Dude supposedly typed fuckbook rather than Facebook, somehow ended up addicted to porn. Decided to sue Apple to force them to protect people from porn. WTF? abovethelaw.com/2013/07/lawyer-apple-should-protect-me-from-my-porn-addiction/

zipman6812 yrs ago 2

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South Carolina cheerleaders...

Does it get ANY better than this sizzle? www.americasbestonline.com/cheerleaderusc1.htm

zipman6812 yrs ago 14

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What would be your power if you were part of the "Juice Justice League"?

I would have the power to dematerialize women's clothes. But only if they are hotties. If they have hidden stretch marks that are really unsightly or a really ugg-LAY tat under their cloths, da clothes say on. My zipman sense also…

zipman6812 yrs ago 1 6
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