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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Oh, and regarding the Mansfield daughters...
Not to shabby:
Mariska Hargitay - Boobpedia - Encyclopedia of big boobs
www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Mariska_Hargitay
Jayne Marie Mansfield Playmate daughter updates on Playboy Blog
www.playboyblog.com/playboy-special-features/jayne-marie-mansfield/
Weeeee-yaaaaww!
But where's the bush? C'mon Jayne Marie...those were 70s photos. Spread those legs and show us whether you hairsprayed that bush!
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11 years ago
Well, I have to say I was expecting something far more disgusting at https://www.buydumpcakes.com/ than I found. Whew! I almost didn't click, but I had to. Just like you have to rubberneck when there's a car accident. Saying to yourself "I hope nobody was hurt" but half expecting to see something else...
For this, knowing it was CJ, I was fully expecting the scatological. Good surprise CJ!
Of course, they could still be disgusting is The Minion (http://www.porninspector.com/reviews/review/the-minion/) rubbed 'em all over himself while fucking...
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11 years ago
True dat Slick. Some PLs are way scarier and crazier than the craziest stripper.
And don't get me started 'bout some of the craziest TUSCL posters. Yep...you know who you are. The mean crazy not the socially acceptable PL crazy.
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
A bush hair helmet chastity belt!
I love it! I wonder if this is a thread that will generate a TUSCL meme as long lived as the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay?
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11 years ago
Just chug some LN2. That shit'll make you all cold.
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11 years ago
As long as it can't bite you in the ass go for it my brother!
Just think carefully about the ways it could bite you on the ass.
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Good topic ilbbaicnl. I'm laughing myself silly!
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
On the other hand, keeping the penalty low could open it to being more like a bachelor kind of show, full of emotional bodyblows BEFORE you get to the blowjobs.
How about this:
4 bangin' pornstars
80 dudes, each of whom kick $1K in to participate.
Each porno chick has 20 dudes to choose for her PL posse.
They live on a porno ranch for a week of two. During the week the do a bunch of crazy porn shit. The girls dance for the dudes, lez out with each other, etc. There are booths where dudes can record what the think and what they want. But the recording booths have glory holes. But the thing is, you never know if the person on the other side is a porno chick or another dude. If the dudes are all pent up with sexual frustration you let 'em hire hookers (and require them to secure a release to film from the hooker).
Then the group of dudes gets whittled down. Since each porn chick has 20 dudes to choose from she lets 10 go in round 1, 5 in round 2, 3 in round 3, and picks the one she wants to fuck in the last round. Parting gifts are big ol' butt plugs.
Now that setup has pathos. I wouldn't do it -- $1K to be treated like shit -- but I'd fast forward to the good parts if the chicks were HAWT.
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Well, the big penalty could make a show akin to some of the -- shall I say -- more "special" porn sites that pair girls up with guys that are kind of...well...disgusting. I did a little googling, and came across "The Minion" -- a fat hairy dude that apparently eats while he fucks. Mind you I HAVE NOT WATCHED ANY OF THESE VIDEOS. However, you should read the review:
www.porninspector.com/reviews/review/the-minion -- excerpts below...
The content inside is just completely explicit and gonzo. This site spares no expense on gross out factor. You can see him doing everything from picking his nose to smearing food all over his hairy body while he fucks these chicks. It's definitely a one of a kind site and if you're not repulsed, you just may get turned on!
The site is definitely weird, extreme, and entertaining. If you like extreme gonzo sex or just the completely kinky, you're gonna find this one to be fun. The Minion is a completely disgusting slob of a man, but he's got so many cute girls in here that he completely defiles. It gives hope to the average joe who wishes he could fuck such hot pussy. You just put yourself in his shoes and have a nice time!
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11 years ago
Esta my bro...just ask for a hummer from the babe in the burqa. You never know...she might oblige!
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Peshaw... A duck with an 8-incher? That duck should go find a Lake duck (yup, an Argentine stifftail) sporting it 42.5 cm (a lil' over 16 and a half inches). Make ol 8 inch duck feel all inadequate and shit!
Found! The longest bird penis ever › News in Science (ABC Science):
http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2001/09/14/366856.htm
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
You know I dig your off the wall antics ilbbaicnl but can I ask a semi-serious question?
What was the motivation for asking about Frankie and Annette? Don't get me wrong, it was a coo-el topic. But a bit off the wall, even for you.
Keep up the good work and keep likin' dem big butts ilbbaicnl!
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
I've grown to appreciate ilbbaicnl's posts. I'll translate...
I thank dat Frankie ant gots know dickh. I fukked Annette an da bitch toll me dat shiit. Bitch laffed at his tiny dickh so he slappd da bitch. But he culd knot hitt hard an she kickhed da wimpy asswhole Frankie in da nitz and he passd out.
When da asswhole woke up he sayz he post on TUSCL az Txtittyfag.
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11 years ago
@chessmaster -- that's the fun of the game. You don't know who the Juice aliases are. You can make some inferences though. Just list out the aspects of a putative Juice alias that make the alias more likely to be Juice and those that make the alias less likely to be Juice. For example:
1. BigTuna - writes a lot of joke posts (+1), has admitted he's Juice (+5), has not posted anything serious (+2), posting rate negatively correlated with other Juice aliases (+3). Ding ding ding...it's Juice!
2. Dougsta - writes a lot of joke posts (+1), attacks Alucard and RickyBoy a lot (+1), was attacking Alucard and RickyBoy before Juice ever attacked folks (-3), has posted on serious topics (-3), posting rate NOT negatively correlated with other Juice aliases (-5). Nope..it ain't Juice.
3. Txtittyfag - writes a lot of joke posts (+1), but they are stupid rather than funny (-5), attacks many people (equivocal, so +0), has attempted to post on serious topics but fails miserably due to overwhelming stupidity (-5)' posting rate NOT negatively correlated with other Juice aliases (-5), clearly is sad little heterosexual man that can't get any, even when he pays, that pretends to be gay for supposed comedic effect (-5). Nope..it ain't Juice.
And that, my friend, is how you tell Juice from an idiot. Juice is often funny and his BEST humor typically doesn't involve attacks. An idiot like txtittyfag comes up with a name that is intrinsically an attack and goes downhill from ther.
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11 years ago
On a serious note ranukam...would it bother you if she used to do OTC but doesn't do so any longer? If that doesn't bother you just go out and see how things evolve. Cross the "does she fuck for money" bridge if it becomes serious.
But use condoms dude. You don't wanna catch herpes simplex IX and have parts start to fall off!
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11 years ago
He still posts here as DoctorPhil. Alas, his posts have become MUCH stupider.
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11 years ago
So... Any new thoughts on prep H?
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11 years ago
Tittyfag... I know you're upset 'bout the fact that you've got a teeny lil' weenie but you need to stop posting stuff like this. It makes you look psycho.
and stop using aliases you weirdo. It is just sad that you post as badnews50, DoctorPhil, Bonerbreath, and txtittyfag.
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11 years ago
@mikey -- Rufus is a great name for a piranha.
I have betta named Siobhan. I figured that would make him one badass fish. Kinda like a boy named Sue.
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11 years ago
Ooo... DoctorPhil is tryin' to be clever. I'm glad you've chosen the alias that is an infant character. You MIGHT be able to write posts as clever as those written by a toddler.
You fell a lil' short this time. But keep tryin'!
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11 years ago
My GAWD Tittyfag. Can't you read when a frickin' thread was started? You must be a complete 'tard.
Wait... Wait... I have to be nice to you so you don't lose it and jump in front of a bus.
OK lil' feller. I'm proud that you recognize that 30 June 2013 has passed. Can you tell me what the date is. I'll give you a gold star if you answer correctly.
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11 years ago
Mellow out Tittyfag.
I feel bad for you. Your obvious obsession with ranukam's penis size suggest you aren't happy with your own penis size. That's understandable. You aren't very smart so the only thing you have to offer is your sexual prowess. It is understandable that you would be unhappy if you have a tiny dick. Try to find some other basis for your self worth.
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11 years ago
Don't worry Tittyfag. You don't have to be embarrassed. Everybody understands that you can't write posts anywhere near as clever as anybody else that posts here. You can't help the fact that your mommy contined to drink a fifth of whiskey daily while pregnant with you and then dropped you on your head repeatedly once you were born.
Why don't you try to write posts as clever as the BlankSpace character? I bet you can do that!
(Sotto voice... let's all praise Tittyfag regardless of how painfully stupid his posts are. The lil' feller needs to feel better about himself)
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11 years ago
Fox News is shitty news, but they know how to get cleavage on the air.
http://postimg.org/image/6tmblg6v9/
Fuck yeah. Not Megyn who I don't really dig, but I still dig the Fox chicks! Yeee-waaah!!!!
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11 years ago
For me it was Ariel. Early 20's, blond with shortish hair, rockin' D-cup tits, a helluva pussy. Loved to dance to Peter Gabriel songs.
That chick shocked my monkey 'til she became my fave.