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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Films sound pretty disgusting, but they're freedom of speech.
Different folks draw the line different places. Some folks find all porn disgusting, other draw the line at DPs, etc.
Then there's Juice...that dude produces some KA-RAY-ZEE AZZ shit. Sodomizing chicks with XXXtra KRIS-pay chicken and all dat. Would you want to infringe upon Juice's freedom of speech? NO FUCKIN' WAY!!!
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11 years ago
So, if she says "yes" would it change your mind?
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11 years ago
But I don't dig ectotherms. They remind me of my pet turtle.
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11 years ago
Slick -- any temperature? I likes my chicks to be around 310 K. If they are from another planet I'm ok with a little higher or lower.
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11 years ago
Send your Lego Starfury with a note reading:
The Babylon Project was our last, best hope for peace. A self-contained world five miles long, located in neutral territory. A place of commerce and diplomacy for a quarter of a million humans and aliens. A shining beacon in space, all alone in the night. It was the dawn of the Third Age of Mankind...the year the Great War came upon us all. This is the story of the last of the Babylon stations. The year is 2259.
The name of the place is Babylon 5.
- Captain Sheridan
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11 years ago
I don't know sofadude... That chick is a bit too tatted for my taste.
But if you dig her, build her something coo-el like a Lego Babylon 5 Starfury! You can see if she's a SF geek!
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11 years ago
@george - don't let anybody tell you what's cool. If you enjoy it, do it, even if the haters call you a geek!
I mean really...a lot o' folks on here give LDK shit for diggin' the ol' jizz in trousers. I say that if a dude enjoys jizzin' in his pants, HE SHOULD JIZZ IN HIS PANTS (just dont do anything stupid, like ask random people if they want to look at your cum stain).
Same idea for computer games. If you want to play Skyrim then Skyrim on my brother...Skyrim on indeed!
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11 years ago
@shark -- did the alien stripper was to give you an anal probe? 'Cos I'm only down with givin' the anal probes, not gettin' 'em!
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11 years ago
@CJ - it ain't paranoia if ev'rybody is out ta get ya!
Don't worry...if you smoke ENOUGH 420 you'll relax. So keep smokin' 'til ya can't smoke no more!
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11 years ago
And rockstar-dude, I think Thurston Howell III was also gay. Lovey was just a beard.
And Bugs...totally gay! Yosemite Sam too!
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11 years ago
TT -- I honestly don't know what issue you can possibly have with this.
I can almost guarantee that you could find shows focused on any range of topics. Most of them are crap -- the Boss says, there's 57 channels and nothin' on...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAlDbP4tdqc
But there are actually something like 257 channels (and nothin' on). Why are crappy shows about gay folk worse than crappy shows about catchin' catfish with your bare hands? If I don't want to watch something I change the channel. If something REALLY offended me (say a pro-genocide program) I might consider joining a boycott. Nothing has offended me that much.
Turn of the TV and go to the club. Or find some groovy porn on the computer and fap away. Your choice dude!
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11 years ago
It wasn't you alabegonz? C'mon dude! You're among friends. Tell the truth. 'Twas you a starin' at the pussy with yo' unblinkin' eyes.
You were all like the all seeing eye of Sauron my man, but you were only focused on the poon. You were like "Poonon the all seeing".
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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11 years ago
What does a stripper do with her asshole during work?
Let the paying custies sodomize her with a drumstick o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay!
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11 years ago
Hmmm... She left off #38.
38) YES...I totally dig the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay. You're the first REAL MAN I've seen today. So why don't you take that sexy sexy sexxxy drumstick and put it in my asswhole. And yes, I do spell asshole with a "w" 'cos it's a WHOLE lot better that way!
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11 years ago
I wonder if ol' TDHQ (the real one) will be back. He was one of our most obnoxious trolls. I hope the dude fills whatever hole in his life that compelled him to post the crap he posted.
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
@Shark my man...hard to tell whether random Internet shit is real, but one can make inferences from the "breastimonials" on the site:
"I've been sagging for the last 30 years. Thanks to the Helium Boob, I'm now getting fresh with all the boys at the local senior center!" - Nora, age 73, of Sarasota, FL
"If you squeezed her old implants, they would just ooze. You squeeze these babies and they just go WHEEEEEE!!!" - Mike of Kansas City, MO
"Now my boyfriend doesn't just dress like Mickey, one snootful of my Helium Breast and he's talking like him! Helium Breasts have really spiced up my love life!" - Minnie
Oh and there is the fact that you can order t-shirts, mugs, etc. but the actual implants are on back order through 2013. Given that its 2014 I guess we'll find out soon whether they're real!
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
But hydrogen boobs could turn a chick into a superheroine that shoots fire out of her tits. And that, my friend, would be coo-el with a capital COO and a capital EL!!!
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11 years ago
I always introduce myself with a groovy name like Kal-el or Wally West or Clint Barton. Sometimes I throw in a James Tiberius Kirk for the hell of it.
Joking aside, I just use my real name. As long as you avoid using last names (and your first name isn't too distinctive) there is little or no danger.
Of course, if you dig being called Tony Stark or something like that, go for it!
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11 years ago
DJscud dude....tell the bouncer dude that you want to find a stripper chick into shit like this:
http://xhamster.com/movies/1749766/ami_emerson_eats_a_cum_omelette.html
Make sure you have the video cued up on your phone show you can ask strippers if they would dig doing that shit AND ask bouncers to identify girls that will do that shit.
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11 years ago
Coo-el...riddle me this GMD...d'ya think Jen was into the same ball-to-the-wall action as Sasha.
I bet that chick was a class A-1 freak behind closed doors doing shit with a roomful o' dudes and other chicks. Shit that would make Caligula say "whoa...mellow out there" (in Latin, 'cos he's Caligula).
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11 years ago
^^^
True dat duo.
Didn't really try to read since it didn't appear worthwhile, but a quick scan of it elicited a response similar to duo's.
Write using paragraphs DJscud my man. Or go full on Juicinese, but keep it short you know...
Whut u thank if u gots a 9 o 10 striper bich an shit don go way u lik???
Or write in Esperanto. You're choice dude.
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11 years ago
Yeah dude..use English!
Or go to full on Juicinese...that might be funny.
Esperanto would also be OK.
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11 years ago
Guys...I'm sure ol' art ain't gonna ruin any lives. He is a man of letters and erudition.
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11 years ago
Well OK juiice...you can soak your cheeseburger with a French fry bun in purple drank before deep-frying it and also do some purple drank as a refreshing beverage alongside. Will that work for you?
And WTF...add some bacon to that bad boy!
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11 years ago
WTF uwotm8? Don't you believe in freedom my man? There is ONE commandment for strip clubbin'
HAVE SOME MOTHAHFUCKIN' FUN. WEEEEE-YAAAAAAW!!!!
OK, maybe there are two...
1. HAVE SOME MOTHAHFUCKIN' FUN. WEEEEE-YAAAAAAW!!!!
2. If you bring the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay to the club make sure you bring enough for your bros.
But everything else is on the table. Fuck yeah!!!