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10 years ago
@Bonesbrother -- I get it. You claim that you don't like me or Juice. That's cool, if it is true. To each his own.
However, I'm confused by your posts. You never seem to post about strip clubs. Hell, I don't think I've ever seen you post about women. All you seem to focus on is racist slurs, Juice, and now me.
I don't understand the motivation. When Juice was posting a lot I could understand the anti-Juice sentiment. He posted a lot. He used a lot of aliases. Some of us found him funny, others didn't. If you didn't find him funny I can understand the bitching. I can understand the complaining about me. We've had arguments. To me they were a joke. A little diversion to pass some time. But I'm now "outta da game" with you. I can't see anything funny or illuminating coming out of further interaction, unless you change.
So, in the spirit of changing the dialog, I'll answer your "WEEE-YAWWW!!!" question. See https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=30556
Beyond that, I'll just urge you to reexamine your posts. You're still obsessed with a non-issue -- Juice posting too much. I you want to remain obsessed that is your choice, but I hope you can see how sad it is. Perhaps you just want an excuse to use racial slurs. If so, that's kind of dickish.
Maybe you should consider posting material about strippers or strip clubs. Could be fun. But it's ultimately your choice. My choice will be to avoid responding to BS like this. I figured one last reply to say "peace" would be reasonable. Ball is now in your court. I suspect I'm going to be ignoring you going forward, but I'm always willing to be pleasantly surprised.
Peace out.
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10 years ago
Plus the site lists her as having done some hardcore shit. 18 years old and DPed on camera. WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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10 years ago
@jerikson40 dude...cute face. Tits actually a bit too big for my taste, but I figured they might be your speed. Not sure what the mo-head dude is talkin' 'bout though. I've seen chicks that look like trannies...this chick doesn't look like a tranny (not that there's anything wrong with that, sa the Seinfeld dudes would say)
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10 years ago
@jerikson40 -- relax dude. I don't think Mikey is bragging about this cable of Netflix subscription.
I hate to tell you what I'm having for breakfast. I mean...I don't want to come across as bragging.
Oh well, I guess I'll take the risk. It's granola. And yogurt. I feel like a frickin' rich dude!
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10 years ago
Keep posting away Steve dude...us PLs need to have the info to avoid #ebola.strippers
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10 years ago
@shark dude...maybe Penelope Cruz is the sexiest woman alive in some parallel universe. And maybe there is a universe where you read only Esquire. And one where jerikson is incessantly positive about things. His catch phrase in that universe is "I'm totally stoked" and he says shit like "the hottest stripper in the place was ignoring me but another stripper eventually came by and I was TOTALLY STOKED!!!"
In that universe Juice is the smartest man in the world and he goes by Ozymadias, not Juice. But he still has #sausage.fingers
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10 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Take a chill pill jerikson dude. I think the Chandler dude was agreeing with you. The manager at his club probably reads TUSCL and said "hmmm...these are GOOD ideas" to himself.
Quick, chandler...does you fave club have a banner reading "don't worry! no #ebola.strippers here!" hanging by the door?
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10 years ago
^^^
But jerikson dude, it ISN'T satire. They gave that shit up. This story is 100% heart attack serious. That stripper really liked the dude that wrote they story. They're going to get married and at the wedding the groom will be a gentleman and tell all the party guests to tuck money in the side of he G-string, not the front.
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10 years ago
Motorhead. No -- the med school thing is totally real. Totes McGotes.
With the economic boom we keep hearing about, most strippers will become nurses but the smartest strippers will become doctors. Let's be real, she's going to a D.O. school. But still...
And the last I heard the Onion had dropped the satire bit. You should now believe *everything* in that paper. It has the highest journalistic standards.
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10 years ago
I don't know SlickSpic...the Steve-dude has pointed out something remarkable here. The theory had been that the coming economic boom would cause all strippers to shift their careers to nursing, real estate, and waitressing at upscale cocktail bars. But here we see evidence of a whole new career avenue:
Ebola facemask fashion designer!
#ebola.strippers
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10 years ago
^^^
True dat Steve dude. He digs washing the strippers with his falafel thing.
#fox.news.hookers
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10 years ago
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azddOn the prowl in Tucson and Phoenix
@azdd - ask the dude who she is and say "I'd really like to pay her $100 for a lap dance". That's how LDK would roll. #capn.stickypants
Now the Juice dude would be even more hardcore. He'd describe exactly what he likes to do with the KFC drumstick. #sausage.fingers
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10 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
But this is all academic. The coming economic boom will result in such a tight stripper market that managers will have no leverage. Don't believe me? Read any of the Steve-dudes posts.
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10 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
My mind is certainly bogglined by this.
I wonder what the penalty for bringing Ebola to the club is...I bet it is a pretty penny.
#ebola.strippers
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10 years ago
On the plus side, Portland has "not-2AMers". Doe other cities have that?
And really good food trucks too. If only they had legal weed...
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10 years ago
Juice is a dead man if there is some news correspondent out there that really digs strippers and KFC. Dude has two routes of exposure. #ebola.strippers #sausage.fingers
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10 years ago
OMG! OMG! We are one Ebola-infected hound dog away from a strip club Ebola pandemic! #ebola.strippers
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10 years ago
Oh, and Dookie-dude, I think KFC is probably your center. You should find a way to stay there 24/7. Camp in the men's room. Ask patrons for lappers. But -- most of all -- be in the moment.
#zen.sausage.fingers
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10 years ago
Is Lil' Debbie pissing in the sink at 0:07? I hate it when bitches be all pissin' in my sink.
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10 years ago
^^^
You don't have to die from that Mo-head. According to Eric Cartman, most people bleed out of their ass when they eat Chipotle.
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10 years ago
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azddOn the prowl in Tucson and Phoenix
Yes...all hot chicks are strippers.
Plus, we know all ASU coeds WILL make a porno. That porno is likely to include a rimjob. This probably applies to U Arizona too.
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10 years ago
^^^
Plus, let's face it, customers can be nutjobs.
I heard about this dude in North Carolina that kept wanting to put a fried chicken drumstick up the dancers asses. Said it was the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay. If you had to put up with shit like that you'd have a short fuse too.
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10 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Much as I hate to say it, given that the DuganDude can sometimes be a bit of an asshat, but the Rick dude is making total sense.
His point, as I understand it, is that we have two groups of people that are kind of crazy on average.
Take customers -- we range from fairly normal dudes who just dig lookin' at naked chick to...well, to Juice. So we know the mean craziness level of that distribution is "fucking crazy-ass wack job whose eyes are all Helter Skelter". I contend that the median isn't quite so extreme, but it still somewhere around "slobbering sex fiend".
Now dancers. Some are pretty normal and functional. Like trixxi, who seems like a nice, goofy chick. But there are extremes there too. Some sad, some just as nuts as ol' #sausage.fingers. So again the mean and median are on the crazy side of life.
How can management find ways to enforce rules on these crazy populations while also looking away when girls arrange to meet you PLs OTC?
Be careful what you wish for my brothers and enjoy the wackiness while it lasts.
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10 years ago
And Dookie-dude...you seriously need to low down. Take a day or two and ind your center. Stop living so hard.
#zen.sausage.fingers
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10 years ago
Duke69 dude, I plan to die at the age of 127 while getting a 0.1 G lapper from an uber-HAWT Russian chick on a space station/strip club.
My prediction is that the Russians will initiate a space tourism industry that includes space strippers. It will be a groovy rotating structure. Dock in the middle where it is in free fall (and you can see nekkid chicks all floating round in 0 G) then board a special lift to take out to parts of the habitat with gravity supplied by the rotation. Old dudes can hang out in low gravity parts of the habitat.
E-cigarettes and -- more to point -- e-doobies will be freely available. So I'll get all stoned, go to the back room with Irina (who will be a sweet looking blonde with a natural body and no tats), and she'll grind 'til I LDK and expire.
WEEE-YAWWW!!!