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11 years ago
Has this woman even acted in anything? (other than some reality dreck?) she isn't even that hot. WTF.
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11 years ago
Mais non Jus-soixante-huit. Pas l'homosexualite!
Seriously though...if you wanna do LDK style right you should bring in LDK to tell you how.
And you're not supposed to apologize to the stripper. You offer her a tip if she cleans you up! Jeez...do I have to tell you folks everything?
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11 years ago
So the price is high but not that out of line. Interesting... I'm sure she actually meant FS, not just doin' it LDK style. She was at most a 7 though. Blonde with big fake tits. No obvious tats though. Exuded a ROB attitude.
$400 for a good time in the CR would be fine and if that is what she typically gets i might be down. But if a girl like that -- nice looking but not spectacular -- can get more like $800 or $1k I don't envy you Miami folk!
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11 years ago
Or smoke MORE weed before you go to bed.
If you do it correctly you can dream of blonde octopussies my brother!!
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11 years ago
I've seen them in a number of places. Perhaps the most extreme is Cafe Risqué in Florida. The start advertising at least 2 hours away from the club on I-75. Club sucks, but the pour the moolah into advertising by billboard. Probably reflects the fact that it is a truck stop with strippers.
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11 years ago
The most disgusting bathroom I've ever seen was in a Waffle House I stopped at after a Dead show. I won't share details.
Not sure if it was the normal state of the Waffle House can or if some deadhead all trippin' balls was in there before me and hallucinated that the toilet wasn't really where it was...
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11 years ago
You have to dig South Carolina. Any place where the cheerleaders wear outfits with "cocks" written across their asses is super-groovy in my book!
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11 years ago
Minors in the club a seriously uncool. No sympathy for the dudes. If they had checked IDs and been fooled with a good fake I might feel a bit. But it sounds like they didn't give a fuck...should haul 'em off to jail.
Keep thing legal bros
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11 years ago
Was she willing to make and drink an ass smoothie? 'Cos dat shizzle be hardcore!
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11 years ago
Gawk on Gawker dude.. U B coo-el!
But next time tell her "zucchini in the pooper or GTFU". That would make u a serious pimp like that Macdude.
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11 years ago
Roofies ain't coo-el dude. Strippers should be wooed with roses and fine wine.
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11 years ago
Gawker dude... What, no zucchini in the asshole?
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11 years ago
Yo' b a real badass Mac-dude. What b yo' feelings 'bout produce in da asshole?
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11 years ago
Yo Mac1413-dude...I heard that this girl named Kara...I think the last name is Zorel...is really keen on a new job. She likes to wear a one piece outfit cut high on the sides with cleavage window. She has rockin' tits my brother. Whadya think?
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
True dat! Motordude b one coo-el dude. Hope he's having a blast and will return with some super-groovy stories.
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11 years ago
Bang-dude, don't get band!
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11 years ago
Have any of you guys looked at Mac14113's profile? It is friggin' HI-LAR-EE-OUS my pervo bros. he b a BoSs, not a PiMp.
Juice...tell the truth. You're Mac14113, right? Wait...don't just come out and say it. Start weaving a produce and KFC theme throughMac14113's posts. Like "must dig having a cucumber up the ass, will also consider chicks who enjoy a small zucchini up the ass"
That would be fuggin' coo-el.
Do this shizzle for cambydude. Trust me, he actually loves you antics!
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11 years ago
Fuck yeah! QUEEEEEEEEF!!!
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11 years ago
Maybe she should just bathe in the perfume.
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11 years ago
Turns out peyote and autocorrect result in subbing the contraction "we're" for the word "were"... I'm going to use "we're" all the time now! And "you're" for "your". And "shizzle" will be used liberally.
Juice dude...write yo' gospels with those word substitutions. Future generations will DiG It BiG LeAgUe my brothah! Juice on bro!!!
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11 years ago
Seriously...I would hate for my obit to say I was shot by mistake after exiting the Tres Equis Adult Theater...couldn't they have said "the victim had stopped by a nearby circle K for a diet Pepsi and pack o' slim jims? Really...let's show respect for the deceased...
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11 years ago
OMG! Is it possible that Fred William Turner IS brother Juice? Will we need a requiem for da Juiceman?
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11 years ago
Multiple wives could be coo-el. Depends on the details bro...do all o' the wives look like hot ass strippers? Are the into all sorts of kinky ass shizzle? Can you trade 'em in for younger models periodically?
If those conditions are met it might be better than going to the club!
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11 years ago
Actually, I meant "reviews from Mr. Kat" -- he is like Yoda (the cool one on Dagobah, not SW). With da Juiceman you never know what you're going to get. Last time I tried to shove a KFC drumstick up a strippers asshole she had the boucer kick me out. Juice apparently gets away with dat shizzle!
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11 years ago
I only trust reviews from brother JUICE. He knows what's going on...