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11 years ago
Any other take home lessons, my brothers?
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11 years ago
Dougsta my brotha...I've learned so much more:
1. Crack ain't whack. It be good for you!! Bother Juice be livin' proof!!!
2. Sodomizing women with the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay (good drumstick my bro) be super-groove-EE. Produce like cucumbers also be coo-el. But don't use Popeyes 'cos the spices will burn the strippers asshole (lil personal lesson there).
3. Da Juiceman be a motherfuckin' prophet o' the LORD. Testify brother Juice...TESTIFY!!!
4. Alucard is a dick. Which is ironic, 'cos I suspect he HAS a tiny widdle dick... :-(
5. Don't go to strip clubs on the Klingon homeworld!
6. Emma Frost be a ROB. But Kara Zor-L be off da hook!!
7. Never choose between moose and squirrel. But always bet on roadrunner over coyote. This one is a little unfair, 'cos it is really a life lesson, not a TUSCL lesson per se.
8. It be super fun to JACK IT on 69th Street!!!!
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11 years ago
Becky and Kaitlynn are pretty hot.
But my fave is Kara Zor-L. They don't put her pics up, but she is off the hook!!!
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11 years ago
JohnSmithDude...do you have an ancestor name Joseph with a lot of wives? He never had that problem.
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11 years ago
Right on Jack! Testify you CRAY CRAY motherfucker!
Do you ever sodomize your S.O. With a KFC drumstick? Or maybe a cucumber or some other produce? 'Cos that be coo-el!
Frost on brother...frost on!
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11 years ago
Stupid autocorrect...
"No, if there is no way I'm EVER going to want a dance."
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11 years ago
If she is hot I'd buy the drink and consider getting a dance. The real question is...if a dancer you don't perceive as hot wants a drink do you buy it?
For me is is:
Yes, if she is at least passable. I've had the occasional interesting conversation with a girl I thought of as OK but not spectacular. Actually ended up liking a few girls that started off that way.
No, if there is no way I'm every going to want a dance.
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11 years ago
The problem with TUSCL-fags is that they be uncool. So I don't have a favorite. Bonedbro and his pussy psychology is just boring. I come to TUSCL to laugh and forget the real world for a minute, not to have erudite conversations eithe everybody.
And the there is Alucard. I used to thing the pathetic act was an act, and somewhat funny. But that dude seriously needs help. He could become a danger to himself or others. I'm serious as a heart attack about that...Alucard, please get professional help, then (if and when you are ready) come back and joke around with us. A short sabbatical won't make us love you less, brother! Although methinks thou needest a LOOOONG sabbatical.
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11 years ago
Rejae...why don't you stick around and chat with us pervoids? I for one would like to see your club wax!
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11 years ago
Bonerbro... Dude has only reviewed ONE club and he be tellin' valued TUSCL members like da Juiceman and all o' his Juicey personas and Dougsta that they be immature attention seekers. True dat...but they be immature attention seekers that give me the LARFS!!
You don't make me LARF bonedbrother... So u b a fag, and not in a good way. Good fags be dudes that just be comfortable with fuckin' and suckin' other dudes. Ain't nothin' wrong wit' dat my bros. nope...bonedbrother be the kind of fag who revs his Ford Fiesta on you lawn and dares you to drag race with him. What a fuckin' fag.
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11 years ago
Yo Juice you one KAH-ray-ZEE mothahfuckah... Once, just once, say no to the drugs.
Wait. I didn't mean that. Embrace the dose-response curve my friend. Bigger dose = bigger response my brothah. Juice on you KAH-ray-ZEE dude!
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11 years ago
PS. Don't engage too much with Alucard. I think he's a project Cadmus plant. I put him on ignore when he slipped and used too many Cadmus codewords.
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11 years ago
Motordude.. Cadmus has their fingers in so much more than energy in Idaho. Just read the PDF for "Idaho residential energy code compliance". The slipped up and admitted that the office is in OR and the document was printed in CA dude.
But if you're scared of the IRS having guns and ammo but not paying attention to Cadmus you're missing the boat. Cadmus is seriously scary shit. Like we are nazis and going to make a race of supermen kind of stuff. They've got guns and biotechnology brothers. Be worried...be very worried!
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11 years ago
Dude, there is only one valid answer: go early in the day and find the right girl, leave it in her mouth, have her show you your jizz on her tongue, then she swallows. Then I go out and treat myself to Italian while she DFKs one of you PLs.
Or you can just LDK, your choice brothers!
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11 years ago
Groovy dude. Just remember to post LONG reviews my brother. We want details. Happy hunting!
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11 years ago
That is OK dude. Since you're new to the game we just thought we'd help. One more hint...you should go to New Solid Gold on Blanding. Used to be full nude. This girl named Betsy who dances under Sighlack or Psylack will still get nude in private if you tip well she can almost read your mind!
Hope this helps bro!
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11 years ago
But I know I'm NOT on Drac's enemies list 'cos we're buds. Some clown named z8 is on the list though, right Ad bud?
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11 years ago
Wow...Alucard is following the eccie.net protocol in his super secret Dick Nixon enemies list. Who knew?
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11 years ago
Too bad. Kara is off the hook. There is another dancer, goes by "Frost" or "Frosty" but her real name is Emma. Wears really sexy white lingerie and looks a lot like January Jones from Mad Men. Has a tat that says "Hellfire". She is pretty fucking good too. When I met her she claimed she could read my mind. You should ask for her.
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11 years ago
Mr. Kat be just like J'onn J'onzz my brothers...and it don't get cooler than that. He be the conscience of our league.
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11 years ago
No, but have you ever seen Kara Zar-L when she dances at Wackos? She is blonde, has HUGE tits, and always wears a cape and this outfit with a cleavage window. Heard her say something about being from Atlantis if this was an alternate universe. Not sure what she meant by that.
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11 years ago
Yeah..but I don't think the NSA cares 'bout random dudes getting a lil somethin' somethin'
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11 years ago
Shit...I bet an LDK with an angel stripper beats Earth sex any day...'cos I almost died when I ATM'ed an angel. I'll have to ask the angel to let me try an LDK next time she manifests herself. I bet angel clean the jizz out of your pants when you LDK.
Prophet on Juicemon...prophet on!