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11 years ago
Yes, you dudes are totally fucking up this board. You need to be band.
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11 years ago
Are the $500 rooms worth it? Seems extreme unless it is basicly a hidden suite (Lipstixx in Tampa used to have a room hidden behind a mirror...but i would never have dropped $500 at the stixx, even in its heyday). Not that I would want to drop a grand on the chick I talked to...but maybe if there are 9+ babes willing to have fun...
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11 years ago
Yes. And Cambydude is too stupid to skip topics he isn't interested in. We're confusing the little fella.
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11 years ago
Wow. Gawker just burned Cambydude. Camby tries to embarrass Juice by pointing to a SW post and Gawkerdude engages with Juice's comment, not Camby's.
Conscious or not, that is a metaburn! Cambydude is so uninteresting relative to Juice that people engage with Juice even when Camby tries to burn him.
Don't worry Camby. This isn't me being a Juice sycophant. You are so uninteresting folks would rather engage with ANYBODY other than you! But don't worry, I still find you funny. In fact, I'm laughing at you right now.
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11 years ago
Wow. Cambydude really put me in my place! I'm going to cry now... Me am SOOO sad...
I mean...Cambydude,,,a TUSCL hall of famer,,,doesn't like me. :-(
Wait...Cambydude is just a twit that is too stupid to skip topics that don't interest him. WOW!!! You've got to be pretty fucking stupid to be in that boat. Me am happy 'cos Cambydude's opinion is worthless! Yay!
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11 years ago
Yeah Juice. WTF?
Cambydude isn't smart enough to read topics. So he gets all lost when you post a lot. Let's only post stuff Cambydude is interested in. After all, he is a "special" little boy!
Ban Juice!
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11 years ago
Yep... I dig showing off my muscles. As does Juice. Then we pick up a hot chick and DP her. But nothing gay. I mean one in the pink and one in the stink bro... None of that two dicks in one hole shizzle.
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
But Sclvr... Have you ever jacked it to an Aphrodite painting or statue?
Admit it. You have. Who among us hasn't?
I'm going to have to make it rain next time I visit MoMA!
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
I regularly visit art museums when I travel. I'm actually lower key in the club than I project in comments.
Indeed, I used to find a club I went too almost 20(!) years ago way over the top. The would do lesbian shows and encourage men to wad up dollar bills and throw them as the girls lezzed out with dildos and whatnot.
DJs claimed that you got 10 years o' good luck if you hit a lesbian's asshole with a wadded up dollar bill. My poor sensitive clubbing buddy was so traumatized the he wouldn't participate. I was bemused by the experience but felt it was over the top.
I did TRY to hit the lesbian's asshole though...
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11 years ago
Did you ever see the film "nude on the Moon"? In the early sixties you could apparently film nudists for "educational" purposes. It is hilarious. Astronauts go to the moon where the encounter topless moon babes. The topless babes wear cheap antennae.
Unfortunately, moon volleyball isn't as exciting as earth volleyball. :-(
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11 years ago
Oh, and Mikeydude... I ask Juice to push the cart so I can ride in it and yell "wheeeee!" He does it 'cos he's my bud. But it isn't a gay thing.
P.S. don't you know you're supposed to add "not that there's anything wrong with that" when you make a joke 'bout folks being gay?
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11 years ago
I could expound on the irony of somebody stating in a response that they aren't responding to anything. But I'd like to dial it back a notch so I won't go any further.
Since cambydude is making a serious statement I'll proffer a few points. Sorry about the length, but a serious comment deserves a serious answer.
1. This has been one of the most active threads today. A lot of folks posting 'bout how they dislike threads like this. Essentially you are accusing me of trolling. Well, the line between trolling and joking is sometimes paper thin. But if you feel I'm clearly on the troll side, why are you feeding the trolls?
2. A number of folks you mention don't participate in the more juvenile joke threads. E.g., Shadowcat. That's cool. He has his idiom and posts interesting material. His choice regarding what to post. He's being cool doing what he wants. Others like Duo sometimes post bemused responses but largely stay above the fray. Again, her choice. But then there are those that call troll and promptly feed the trolls. Why?
3. Your statement about Juice posting a lot is correct. Whether he hits or not is in the eye of the reader. I find him funny much of the time. You don't. But you seem bothered by the posts. Why? I would add that I post way less. I won't guess regarding my hit rate, but some appear to find my antics funny. Others encourage me to continue joking by *claiming* to dislike my post.
4. The argument that we clog the board is bogus in my opinion. Is it REALLY that hard to skip material you aren't interested in? Do you expect everybody to post material to find interesting? Should those who "clog" the board with topics you don't like be banned (or band, as the case may be)? If there were no joke topics and Juice or I or somebody else invaded and changed the tenor of the board that would be one thing...but that wasn't the case, was it?
So...peace out Cambydude and friends. If you want this topic to die...well, that is your prerogative. It is within your power. The reality is that I've probably killed it by being serious. But don't expect everybody to post only topics you enjoy.
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11 years ago
Wow! This is a rip-roarin' thread. It has exceeded my expectations! I've really acquired haters... Not just ol' Monsieur Draques (and where is Draques...he has really given up trying to delight and amuse).
So, I'll shift to some observational humor. Ever notice that people will continue arguing despite declaring their opponent a moron that is beneath them? (Seinfeld theme...) Why do you think that is?
Well...I can speak for myself. Because you dudes are HI-LAR-EEE-OUS! You eat the posts about "nothing and anything" up. And you respond with "put downs" that would be viewed as immature in the 5th grade. What LARFS!
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11 years ago
'Tis true Mikey. Though I put a few hits o' windowpane in the milkshake.
Hmmm... But you have to respond, don't you sclvr? One wonders why.
Seriously, why don't you start a thread that reads like William F. Buckley after a particularly invigorating strip club visit. I've got the comic book references covered. Juice has posts about "nothing and anything" covered (wow...that sounds like it is seriously transgressive...perhaps Juice should publish in Social Text). Perhaps Sclvr could join us as our resident intellectual. So, are you going to amaze us Monsieur Sclvr?
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11 years ago
The Pasco clubs serve alcohol. So 18 is too young.
Just take him to Mons to lose his SC cherry.
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11 years ago
Wow bait he'd breath rather than baited breath. My autocorrect was channelling Cambydude. Coo-el!
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11 years ago
Wow Cambydude... "SMH" is an important contribution! Please share more! I'm waiting with bait he'd breath. Wait...wait...
EGH
Jngu
Fnhnihfnihnfwhierniwh
NURTEVNVHIRNVHIEN
YKM
...whew. I was just channeling Cambydude. I'm sure whatever I typed was insightful though.
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11 years ago
Funny how Juice's threads are among the most commented upon. Two explanations --
Bonehead, sclvr, Uncillaroo, Cambydude, et al. Are actually entertained but can't admit it.
-OR-
The Bonehead crewe like to hear themselves bitch but don't wanto to contribute.
Y'all do know 'bout ignore, n'est-ce pas?
Me am now back to talking like Bizzaro now. Me enjoy Bizzaro. Bizzaro am cool and come from Htrae. Htrae have good strip clubs. Me am go to Htrae strip club now.
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11 years ago
Me am Unchill Palmer due. Me insult the Zipper 'cos him enjoy laughing wit' da Juiceman.
Take a chill pill Unchill dude. I enjoy reading Juice and encourage the dude to embrace his inner prophet. I don't know how Juice is at SW 'cos SW bores me. Juice makes me laugh and if that makes me sycophantic I'll cop to that crime. Though encouraging behavior you find entertaining seems more like serving oneself. So Juice on Juicedude...Juice on!
And Cambybeeoytch -- me am still mad at you fo' the sockpuppet accusation. Me am so mad me talk like Bizzaro.
But seriously Cambydude, tittyfag, sclvr dude. -- I'm waiting for some positive actions. Let's have some erudite conversation and interesting topics.
Are you smart enough to step up and do it Cambydude?
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
I suspect the answer is "never". Girls who are open to P4P can use a number of web sites to contact folks. So civvies who aren't open are always going to exist and won't take kindly to offers of money for a little somethin' somethin'.
Seriously, I suspect that even some girls open to P4P might take offense at contact through other channels. One thing to answer a web posting, another to just ask...
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11 years ago
Coo-el... Pink Pony trip!
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11 years ago
True dat Mikey...always hide your produce and fried chicken. Especially if it is Popeye's, 'cos dose spices can BURNNNN!
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11 years ago
Zipper dude: but...I feel all dirty when I pay $1K. Let's not sully the moment...I've got a tenspot in my wallet with your name on it!
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11 years ago
True dat Duo...
C'mon SassyBecca. How would you react to business as usual. You'd go for the filthy lucre, no?
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11 years ago
This looked long but not amusing. I'm willing to read long if I'm likely to be amused. Or a short question if I can post an amusing response.
So DJscud-dude... Write something shorter. Or put aliens in it. That would be amusing