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19 years ago
Quicksandman...it's not the public arena that is weird to me...it's that you have to walk out of there and drive home with spoo in your pants...how many layers do u have to wear? How many songs does it take?
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19 years ago
A Good Rule to Employ...
"Don't sample the goodies unless you are prepared to go through addiction AND withdrawal."
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19 years ago
She is tall, blonde, thin, big boobs (altered). Very energetic.
I know this could describe alot of stippers. i know she worked in OH right after she left Memphis.
I saw her TN drivers license and her real name is Heidi and her last name begins with an "S". Unless she showed me a fake...say it aint so...
She talks like she has adult A.D.D.
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19 years ago
BTW...I had her phone #, but when she moved it was no longer valid...thanks for the insightful tips RL...
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19 years ago
Thanks everyone. Believe me, I have moved on and you are correct...there are alot more out there.
I just thought if she was at another club in the area, I'd look her up.
BTW, she did call me from Dayton,OH after she left and gave me her new digits, but in a fit of morality, I deleted it...I know...STUPID.
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19 years ago
I give up. What is a LEO?
Also, I'm used to spending $40 for a 2 song dance. Is it too much to expect a 2 song discussion before going to the back based on that price. Should you tip on a $40 2 for 1? If so how much?
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19 years ago
Like many of you, just being myself is the way I play it now. But...occasionally I'll make some crap up just to see if it will fly. I told a stripper in Memphis that I worked for Animal Planet and was in town to shoot a documentary on the Mississippi River Penguin. She said she didn't know there were such things, I said "Oh yeah, up north in the headwaters of the river there are..." She bought it.
I saw her about a month later and she remembered me. I told her I had fed her a bunch of crap and we had a good laugh.
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19 years ago
There is a mother AND daughter that work at the same club in Memphis.
The mother is hideous. The daughter will be.
Luckily they don't troll together. Yuck
On the other hand, I know a 40 year old stripper who is all natural and awesome. Doesn't look 25, but is sexy as hell.
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19 years ago
Thanks for a topic that is not some esoteric BS!
All you mentioned is cool. A couple of times I've had dancers reach in my pants before the song starts for a slight "adjustment. Had a few french kisses, although you have to be careful with that one. They were girls I knew and we were comfortable with each other.
Have had MY nipples sucked a few times...very cool.
I had a new one tonight...at the end of the song the girl told me to close my eyes. She then lightly licked my eyelashes...sounds weird, but my gosh..it was awesome. Very sensual and unique.
I feel that there can be "chemistry" even in a strip club...if it's there the dances can be really good for you both.
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19 years ago
You might as well ask...It's not like she's the last hot stripper on the planet.
Just don't be a freaking nerd. Don't act like she'd be doing you some favor. I've actually taken a few dancers out for dinner. I assume they probably have not had a nice meal with a decent guy at a decent restuarant in quite some time, so they should feel honored to be asked...if they don't, you know you have a real low class red-neck on your hands. Move on. It's actually fun to treat them to a nice dinner and like a lady...we're all human beings and they have always expressed their appreciation afterwards.
One big thing is don't buy more than 2 songs before asking them...them more you spend on them in the club, the less human and more pathetic you look.
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19 years ago
You fellers sure have big vocabalarys...I'm feelin' a bit intimedated. Guess its a good thang I got a big dick an a pockit ful of munny...
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19 years ago
From your list: Butt, legs, breasts.
I find that great legs and a nice ass usually go together, but I must say, a toned, flat tummy, on a girl who knows how to use it, is tops for me!
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19 years ago
To Tropical, the dancer: Why do you prefer shorts over pants? Seems like dancers would prefer the latter...maybe I'm learning something new here...
Guys, any insights?
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19 years ago
Sounds like my man was the recipient of some serious stripper agression...I guess that's why strippers and power don't mix...
I have seen this done at a big club in Memphis...wondered when the first lawsuit would be filed...
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19 years ago
Is there such thing as a vicehobby or hobbyvice...that describes me pretty well
Kind of like the Mafia...Just when u think ur out, they pull u back in...
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19 years ago
I agree w/ SC...I've never understood a dancer giving herself a hard slap on the ass...does nothing for me...in fact is a little distracting....why do they do that...should we tell the to stop...Is it a case of them THINKING they know what we want???
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19 years ago
I'm just imagining that the shorts and pants mentioned would look pretty sloppy...do you look or feel out of place?
Lots of useful info...let's here more
And Tropical H20...if you ever get East of the Mississippi River, let me know...
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19 years ago
I prefer face to face b/c is more imtimate, but front to back sure feels good...
BTW...I've noticed that many of you refer to "climaxing" during a L/D...am I the only one who has NOT done this...grosses me out, honestly.
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19 years ago
Ditto on no jeans!
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19 years ago
I appreciate davids's use of the King's English.
"Behaviour" instead of "bahavior"
"Favourites" instead of "Favorites"
Brilliant.
Even if I don't agree with it, I always enjoy a nice piece of literature, or should I say, "Litter-ature"..
I, for one, go to the SC to relax...not conduct experiments.
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19 years ago
In my regular club I always pay attention to the girls walking in and out in their street clothes. I have often wondered why someone doesn't work the room in the type of street clothes previously mentioned...it would add a slight hint of reality, but then that's no neccessarily what guys are looking for. Maybe H2O can tell us...it may just be too much darn trouble to get in an out of streetclothes...but I wish some of them would try it...bet they'd make a fortune.
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19 years ago
Bony ass vs padded ass?
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19 years ago
Dear davids...
I thought "Litter-ature" was pretty creative...
And I generally define a typo as an unintentional mispelling where one's finger accidentally hits the wrong key....since you typed "favourites" the same way 3 times, I assumed you meant to spell it that way. Thought maybe you were from England.
Anyway, I generally read your posts, even the insanely long ones...I pick up nuggets here and there. You are definately one of my favourite posters, maybe the saviour of the board, even if you sometimes have bad behaviour...
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19 years ago
There you go.
A simple matter of pounds per square inch.
And muscle does weigh more than fat.
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19 years ago
Are any dancers paying attention to this??????????
Another one that has not been mentioned in this string is cheap and or heavy PERFUME...Gag.