Stripper Friendship Puzzle Solved
Sunday, July 31, 2005 11:24 AM
Ok, it took me a while but I finally figured it out:
What strippers mean (perhaps 98.7% of the time) when they say you are their friend is literal "you are my regular customer". Apparently this is a running joke (at least at the local clubs). When strippers talk to each other in the dressing room they will even say things like "oh, your friend blahbah just arrived". I think they may even pretend that all customers are away of the joke, so this can used as a rationalization when lying to unsuspecting customers.
(A couple of side notes:
1) I am also starting to beleive that when strippers say that they "love you" or they tell other strippers "I love blahblah" it is code for "blahblah sure spends alot on me". Perhaps some stripper reading here can confirm or deny?
2) Intuitively there ought to be away to turn this back on the strippers, I think the key is to let them know you are in on their inside joke. I'll make a more formal post when I've figured out the technique.)
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