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9 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Seating EtiquetteAFAIC, he's SOL.
You should feel a bit vindicated knowing that the freeloader never even bought any dances, so you weren't depriving him of any dance opportunities. Fuck 'em.
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9 years ago
What ever became of Clubber and Farmerart?I hope they both are ok.
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9 years ago
Sweetie stopped texting me....@mikeya02- Like Papi said - you still have us! We'll hurl loogies at you, punch you in the arm, give you atomic wedgies and chase you around the backyard with a stun gun*. We are here for you, to help take your mind off of that ungrateful trollop.
* stun gun optional.
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9 years ago
Healthy cumI've been told that I taste pretty darn good. but never that I tasted "healthy".
I will definitely ask that next time.
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9 years ago
Female friends to go to strip clubs with@sharkhunter - I think that bachelorette parties at SC's are a way for some straight women to feel like they are totally off the hook and doing something outrageous and still somewhat verboten. It also gives them a chance to diss all of the hot dancers because deep down they are very insecure people. I suspect that lone straight women want to go to an SC to see exactly what their BF's are doing (and getting) when they do a "boys night" at the clubs.
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9 years ago
How truthful are your posts?It's all real, baby.
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9 years ago
Female friends to go to strip clubs with@former_stripper - I have taken platonic female friends to clubs on three occasions, and they all were pretty lousy experiences. These straight female friends wanted to see what stripclubs were like, and I was by far the most experienced clubber available. And they all hated it. So my days of stripclub tourguide are officially over.
And you're correct....normally any two women visiting a club together are usually a couple in a romantic relationship.
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9 years ago
McConaughey line from Dazed and Confusedawright awright awright
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9 years ago
Female friends to go to strip clubs with"platonic friends"?
I'm out.
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9 years ago
7 pix of Helga LovekatyPerfection!
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9 years ago
Two girls and a bunch of hot dogs pic....Not my cup 'o tea, but better than 2 girls + 1 cup.
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9 years ago
mjx01Aspiring Global Hound
Reasons strippers stop strippingThey realize all of the no-mileage princesses whining on SW are all liars and they can't just stand there and have PL's throw money at them for doing nothing.
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9 years ago
Lazy dancers"This is not the norm by any means"
Au contraire - sadly it is all too common.
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9 years ago
EscortsTER is your best friend in the world of escorting. It is the champagne of escort sites, while BP & CL are more like MD 20/20 & Ripple, respectively.
Escorts and OTC strippers each have their pros & cons.
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9 years ago
Lap Dance QueenI dunno about that.....I disagree (big surprise!)
Although I don't like the term and never use it - if a "LDK" is a guy who jizzes during a dance, isn't a "LDQ" the female equivalent?
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9 years ago
breaking news. Just heard on the local newsCan't wait to try that!
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9 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
How did you become a TUSCLer ?I had just discovered clubbing thru some co-workers, and I knew that there was way more out there then where they had brought me. I was intending to research local boards, and I did.....but at the time their forums were unnecessarily complicated and often not very active. TUSCL was fun because I could get a glimpse of other clubs (and clubbers) from around the country, so I decided to stick around.
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9 years ago
hey all new guy here love the siteIt's my raging camel toe that got me my TUSCL creds. All the girlies go wild over it!
Welcome to the circus, hokieman.
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9 years ago
Fixing crappy managementMany of the clubs in LA/OC area do read the reviews and comments on the local SC sites (zbone, BonedIn), and I have seen quite a few changes as a result of it. I think clubs, if they are willing to do it at all, would be more inclined to monitor local web sites since it caters specifically to that region. And if an area as big and diverse as LA/OC can do it, other cities can do it too - especially if they have local SC boards that are maintained and updated regularly.
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9 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Approached in the nude ?One of my fave clubs pays their dancers to walk around in the nude, and I knew that when they started doing that a couple of years ago that it would impact my wallet significantly, and it did.
I remember seeing a 'meh' dancer on stage - physically not my type at all. Didn't like her look, or the way she moved on stage. She was kind of hyper, which I don't like and can indicate that her dance style will be too fast and not to my liking either. Sure enough she bounced off stage, still naked, and came over and jumped in my lap. I didn't expect it and hadn't even tipped her onstage....I was completely surprised by her actions. So here was this not-my-type naked chick in my lap doing and saying all kinds of naughty things and sure enough I wind up taking her to VIP for several sets. Damn nakedness.
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9 years ago
Dealing with rejectionI never ask for their number, but I am usually willing to give them my Google Voice number if they ask. And they ask alot. I guess they figure what have they got to lose by lining up another possible income source.
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9 years ago
Just for lopaw. LOL.It's sad that I got absolutely nothing to add here.
You guys are a hoot!
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9 years ago
Just for lopaw. LOL.Lol
Brilliant!
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9 years ago
Clubs in atlanta where the girls dance on the dick?Oh yeah.
All the time.
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9 years ago
Meow meow it's me.@twentyfive - the way I figure it - us dayshift folks may not get the tasty entree, but we can quench our hunger by filling up on some pretty decent side dishes.