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Comments by lopaw (page 41)

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    8 years ago
    gothamyte
    from that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
    Hitting The Strip Club because it's your Birthday
    Totally agree with Dominic77 about doing the birthday thing specifically if you are meeting up with a CF or ATF if you go alone. To go to a stripclub alone on your birthday with no particular dancer to hang with and just sitting around hoping that a Ms. Right will wander by just seems kinda sad and lonely.
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    8 years ago
    There's gold in those hills
    Wow vm.....not sure where to begin! So as not to send you off on a wild goose chase (no I won't send you to the Wild Goose since it closed in 2008!), what type of experience are you after? Mileage requirements? Preferred body types? How much wallet damage are you comfy with? Inquiring mind(s) wanna know!
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    8 years ago
    ButterMan
    Indianapolis
    Sometimes you have to let strippers know exactly where they stand
    Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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    8 years ago
    Darkblue999
    Somewhere in the club
    9 or 10s at 5k to half marathons
    I appreciate top tier athletes of all kinds, but runners (especially long distance) tend to be very thin and sinewy, which makes for a very bony and uncomfortable lap dance.
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    8 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Epic Fail: Taking a Civie Girl to a Strip Club
    Oy! If there is one thing that you NEVER do, its bringing an uninitiated straight civvie chick to a stripclub without telling her first! I'm soooooooo disappointed in you, shailynn. *smh*
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    8 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    What are you most known for on TUSCL?
    I'm the token TUSCL resident female monger, and one helluva real estate agent ;) And since I'm both gay and female, I'm sure Founder qualifies for some sort of affirmative action grant or special govt funding for the site. Woo-hoo!
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    8 years ago
    gothamyte
    from that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
    Ever happen to bump into a dancer you know...in the street, outside the club
    I've run into several dancers while moving about in the real world, and most have been smart enough to either not acknowledge me or maybe just offer up a slight nod. It's better that way for all parties.
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    8 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Yes or No ?
    No. Not my type at all.
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    8 years ago
    Kimi
    Illinois
    LA Dallas or Jacksonville
    True, Papi_Chulo. If you are looking for as close to a guarantee as possible then Trop Lei is the way to go. It's about another 25-30 min drive east of the COI. Well worth the trip.
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    8 years ago
    Kimi
    Illinois
    LA Dallas or Jacksonville
    @billyba - not necessarily a sure thing (few things in life are) , but the odds are in your favor compared to other areas of LA.
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    8 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    Strippers are gonna be strippers
    Nah. Like a bus or train there's always another one just around the corner.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Kimi
    Illinois
    LA Dallas or Jacksonville
    Every nude club in the COI has it's pro's and cons.Check out either zbone or bonedin for local intel.
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    8 years ago
    New in the game, smell advice...
    If you can't shower afterwards, you're taking a huge risk. And if you think that perfume and general stripper smell is bad on clothes, just be glad that you don't have long hair (I assume that you don't). If I didn't shower and wash my hair before heading home I'd be busted faster than you could say "I wasn't at a stripclub, dear....I swear!"
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    8 years ago
    johnbrwon001
    Maryland
    Hoarding small bills for SCs
    I hoard $10's since they come in handy for tipping and other SC related fees. I wish ATM's would dispense them along with $20's.
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    8 years ago
    Subraman
    Car key and wallet dating your sister
    Importance of grinding: from 1-10
    It's no surprise that I would put it at a 1. There have been a handful of dancers over the years that knew how to give a me a grind that KMSO, but they are few and far between. Now scissoring is a whole different thing :)
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    8 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    OT: Forgotten Companies / Brands
    Kodak.
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    8 years ago
    Jascoi
    mr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
    one and only.
    I think that we are in the majority, justme62 but society in general doesn't want to admit that human beings are not monogamous by nature. It would upset all of the brainwashing that has been going on for hundreds of years.
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    8 years ago
    gammanu95
    My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
    Who has been thrown out of a strip club?
    I've never been 86'd from a club but I hope to one day! There have been more than a few times that a floater has walked in while my stripper & I were getting down to some serious bizness and each time I expected to be at least bounced, if not arrested when we finished. But they just kinda stare open-mouthed then move on. Good times.
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    8 years ago
    Tiburon
    Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
    Founder has eyes everywhere...and makes a comedy out of it
    That Founder is awfully zany.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Do Tou Tell Strippers About TUSCL?
    Speaking of Yelp - I'll sometimes use Yelp when checking out a new club in order to get some basic general info (open/close time, cover price, address, etc). And of course I gotta take a peek at the reviews. They are often unintentionally funny and off the mark completely. Many are written by women, who go on Yelp to rip the clubs apart. Makes me wonder what the fuck they were even doing at the club in the first place if they hate them so much.
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    8 years ago
    Darkblue999
    Somewhere in the club
    First song or second song decides..
    I'm a VIP kinda gal, so I make sure that any dancer that I am taking for a test drive KNOWS that she is being evaluated for potential VIP action. If she doesn't bring it on the first song (or two if it's a 2fer1), it's over and I'm on to someone else.
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    8 years ago
    gawker
    Older than dirt
    Attitudes toward sex workers
    Well done, gawker.
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    8 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    How many strippers have REALLY kissed you?
    Let me know when, vm....I'll pick you up at the airport and we'll head right over to my fave club and the "help" shall begin ;)
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Do Tou Tell Strippers About TUSCL?
    Unless I've lined up a meeting with a dancer that I chatted with online, I never bring it up. It's way too easy for them to figure out who I am on review sites so now even if they bring it up first I deny any knowledge that such sites exist.
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    8 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    How many strippers have REALLY kissed you?
    lmao shailynn. :-D