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12 years ago
"Lucid" and "stripclub" should never be in the same sentence.
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12 years ago
It means that she'll also do windows.
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12 years ago
Farting in this guy's face would be an insult to the fart.
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12 years ago
lol I suspect that this item is found in the bathroom.......
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12 years ago
There's some taxpayers $$$ well spent. Not.
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12 years ago
I dunno, rick. Maybe it's all a coincidence but the customer forum on the pink site is all but dead. True...in the recent past it was a bit of a zoo, but it was lively and entertaining. Now it's like a funeral home. And the blue basement is REALLY dead.
Maybe they ought to just make SW a strictly dancer site since customers seem even less wanted there now than ever.
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12 years ago
I think there is a lot to be said about keeping things very impersonal and surface-level when meeting strippers OTC. I agree w/ what art said waaaaay back in 2010 - when I start learning things about them, like learning their kids names or where her parents live, then I'm in too long. The sex suffers. Time to dis-associate and move on to new blood. For me it has to be that way. There are a half dozen or so strippers that I now see as friends after the OTC has run it's course, and only then do I feel comfortable learning about the her and her life outside of the stripping world.
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12 years ago
lol farmerart
Want me to send you some close-up pics? ;)
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12 years ago
I'm also not a big fan of stripclubs during big sporting events. I always feel that I have to divide my attention between whatever is on and the girls. My having ADD doesn't help much either.
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12 years ago
Lol last week when I was visiting my fave club a hot little Russian number commented on me having a huge camel toe while she was attending to me in VIP. I was wearing very thin slacks and she was quite pleased with herself in her ability to make that happen. Yup - she's a keeper.
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12 years ago
If you come to Los Angeles be prepared for alot of contact and alot of competition, especially at the nude clubs. Extras galore. Not for the faint hearted.
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12 years ago
I know that many of the "upscale" clubs near me reject alot of dancer wanna-be's that audition, but they'll never take down their "Vacancy" sign out front. The turn over rate is just too high to stop auditioning & hiring.
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12 years ago
I leave virtually every visit covered in stuff that either came off of or out of strippers. What can ya do. I just hose myself down as best I can before going home, and figure that it is just another cost of doing business. I can't even remember how many white jeans & white wife beaters that I've tossed in the trash due to spray-on tan & facial foundation. Sheesh.
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12 years ago
Even in a fixed price club there are ways to negotiate. I frequently visit with a dancer at an "upscale" club who will quote a fixed price (say, $150) and direct you to the cheap topless section, where she payouts out 1/2 of the topless rate to the house. If she knows that she can get you off in a minimum amount of songs, it's a great money maker for her since she'll only pay out the club for the time spent in the cheapo section and pocket the rest of the $150.
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12 years ago
Do I have what it takes?
Oh,indeed, yes I do.
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12 years ago
Have you checked behind the sofa?
Sometimes they roll back there.
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12 years ago
The Offshore Technology Conference?
Oh yeah....this year I think it's in Houston.
Better reserve your tickets now before they sell out.
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12 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Jocelyn Wildenstein and that guy on the subway who eats his own face
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12 years ago
I've had a few dancers grind on me super hard in a misguided effort to ensure that they made contact with the little button. But sometimes they go too far and bruise me pretty badly before I can pry them off of me. Sometimes my screams of "DEAR GOD STOP IT ALREADY!!!" falls on deaf ears.
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12 years ago
If it's a choice between rushed sex or GFE, I'd pick the GFE. If it's a choice between un-rushed sex and anything else in the world, I'd pick the sex.
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12 years ago
Well, truth be told carolynne, I would really need to see, feel & taste all of those luscious boobies in order to determine a fave. But judging solely on headless pics, I'm leaning heavily towards #1, which appears to be a brunette and has a body style that I prefer.
So my guess/hope would be that you are #1.
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12 years ago
I'm all for more women visiting clubs as long as it's for the right reasons. The worst outcome would be that that are just more stupid bitchy females acting inappropriately & pissing off the dancers. So far I have not seen any increase in female attendance at the clubs I visit, at least during the dayshift which is when I usually go. It stands to reason that any increase would no doubt be during weekend nights.
And as far as contact & extras go - mine are usually off the charts. I doubt that more women in the audience will have any impact on mileage or contact, since many women like myself are looking for that type of thing just like the guys are. And the ones that might be offended or not like it aren't going to stay very long anyway.
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12 years ago
So the Brother Bowl it is.
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12 years ago
It's been said here many many times but it's worth repeating -
Q:How do you know a stripper is lying?
A:Her lips are moving.
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12 years ago
Damn entertaining stuff.