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Baby Juicy

motorhead
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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

13 yrs ago · 1 min read

Juiceman is such a crazy fun dude....

Been tryin' to decide who did the nasty and conceived such a goof. Was it the love child of....????

Bart Simpson and Roseanne

Adam Sandler and Rosie O'Donnell

Tim Tebow and Courtney Love

Chumlee (Pawn Stars) and Christina Aguilera

Chris Farley and Opraha Winfrey

Charles Barkley and Britney Spears

Charlie Sheen and Serena Williams

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tumblingdice
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Colonel Sanders and Whoopie Goldberg

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tumblingdice
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Manti Te'o and Lance Armstrong

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tumblingdice
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Shadowcat and blhannah

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shadowcat
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stumblingdice & Avalons07

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tumblingdice
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James Earl Ray and Coretta King

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tumblingdice
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Cat! You had a bad tude all day,everything ok

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mikeya02
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John Belushi and Phyllis Diller

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Dougster
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Hilary Clinton and Andre the Giant

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shadowcat
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bad tude? I'm fine.

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tumblingdice
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OK,just checkin

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tumblingdice
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Al Roker and Joe Biden

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gawker
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John Kennedy & Marilyn Monroe?

Janis Joplin & Malcolm X ?

Bob Dylan & Martha Stewart?

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tumblingdice
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Doug! that is one ugly mix

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lopaw
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Jocelyn Wildenstein and that guy on the subway who eats his own face

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staxwell
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Bill Goldberg with help from Booker T & Martha Stewart

...juice crew

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JuiceBox69
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I've been clubbing my fuckin ass of all night and I come back online to this wonderful thread about me....god I love all my people.....juice crew 4 life

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gatorfan
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Mike and Ike

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zipman68
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Juice is all of us my friends. He is some sort of groovy fried chicken-eatin' gestalt entity that reflects the id of TUSCL readers. He spang forth from TUSCL like Athena from the brow of Zeus my friends!

That said, I also thank the dude has some Timothy Leary and Janis Joplin in him. And Elvis. Gotta have some mothafuckin' ELVIS!

Juice for moderator!!!!

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bang69
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i agree with zipman68. juice funny & keeps things interesting

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Tiredtraveler
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Bill Clinton and Hiedi Fleise

Snoop Dog and Michelle Obama

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TortillaChip
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Sarah Palin and Kim Dotcom Sarah Palin and Danny DeVito Sarah Palin and Kim Jong-un Sarah Palin and oh who are we kidding she wouldn't know who the baby daddy is anyway.

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mikeya02
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Colonol Sanders and Wendy

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crazyjoe
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Why did Wendy get pregnant?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper

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mikeya02
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Jack in the Box sounds scandelous also.

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Doc_Holliday
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Velma and Scooby

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JuiceBox69
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Lol.....juice classic

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JuiceBox69
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Hylen van white and bob Ross

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zipman68
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What do you think Scooby Doo would say to Velma when he tries to seduce her? And would he have a shot with Daphne?

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motorhead
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"What do you think Scooby Doo would say to Velma"

Woof woof ?

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JuiceBox69
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This is so juice crew aproved

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carolynne
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there goes zipman again, showing off his classically-educated ass. can u say tuscl trip to the acropolis?

personally i think juiceman is the love child and thelma and louise

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staxwell
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Thelma & Louise? That would mean juice must've been conceived during a hardcore, sweaty, scissoring session. I wonder if either of them squirted...I dated a squirter once...goodtimes.

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JuiceBox69
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Stax I dated a pisser a few times now that was some juicy times lol

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crazyjoe
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@ JUICE did she get pissed off?

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Electronman
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Chris Rock and Sandy the insatiable.

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