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11 years ago
Clubber,
I don't see us ever leaving Cali, and if we do it would be to move to Canada since we both love Vancouver so much (note to self - begin investigating Vancouver SC scene). I could see us ultimately retiring up there someday. We'll definitely keep better in the colder climate!
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11 years ago
I once walked into the restroom only to see the club's resident most-annoying dancer sobbing on the dirty floor. This chick had been working at this club for 15 years and I don't think that I ever saw her sell a dance to anyone. I felt so bad seeing her like that that I bought like 5 pity dances from her, once I helped clean her up and got her off of the floor. Got a good look at her under the unforgiving florescent lighting in there, too. Argh. Those were the most awful dances that I ever had. Pay it forward, baby.
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11 years ago
lol jackslash.....I could just imagine her side of the church filled with friends, relatives & coworkers, while my side filled with strippers, escorts and you characters.
Fastest.Divorce.Ever.
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11 years ago
Prices here in the greater LA area range from $10 topless specials up to $50+ nude dances during peak times. Extras for me are usually $0 but I always tip well afterwards because ...well....she works hard fo da money.
Bullwinkle - you really should look into being reincarnated in your next life as a lesbian SC hound. It's quite amazing. I'll put in a good word for ya ;)
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11 years ago
I have a long time GF that will legally become my wife next month. She doesn't know about my little hobby and I wouldn't think of burdening her with such a trivial thing. In other words I'm REALLY good at hiding it.....so far.
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11 years ago
Like you, cc, in the beginning it definitely helped me learn how to talk to and ultimately hit on women in general. It was a skill that brought on a confidence to chat up ladies in all aspects of life, not just the clubs.
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11 years ago
*smh* - oh curiositycat....I'm very disappointed in you. It's not every day that someone gets invited to an all girl 4some. Next time let me know and we'll tag team ;)
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11 years ago
Never been, but I think that this is the place that curiousitycat likes. Would like to get her take on it.
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11 years ago
My fave club is 2.7 miles away....about a 5 minute ride.
No wonder I'm always broke.
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11 years ago
lol Bullwinkle......I'll light a candle for ya ;)
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11 years ago
Yes I do it regularly and the strippers seem to enjoy it immensely, probably because I don't make a mess. I'm so thoughtful.
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11 years ago
Nowhere.
I got it made right where I am.
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11 years ago
I have a phone full of stripper numbers, and I know that it's a risk, having an SO and all. But telling them that you're married should be a sure fire way out of it.
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11 years ago
Lol love it, Slick!
You gave me second thoughts about clubbing tomorrow. I can already sense the predatory desperation that I will undoubtedly encounter on the last day of the month.
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11 years ago
I very much prefer to fly solo. Every once in a while it's nice to hang with someone or with a group, but then I know that I won't be focusing as much on the girls which is the whole reason I am there.
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11 years ago
Been there done that. Obviously not a big deal for me, since the last time I got some monthly residue on my slacks I got all of the hot girlies washing me down in the ladies room which is always fun. But even I can't get away with bringing another woman's evidence accidentally back home with me. That's very very bad.
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11 years ago
Usually they have meetings only when something bad has happened or is about to happen. From what I have seen the non-corporate "mom & pop" joints are poorly managed and I wouldn't trust most managers to change the toilet paper in the bathrooms. They are often incompetent and clueless.
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11 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Us married folk often think of clubbing as an extreme thrill sport. I have come home with enough DNA evidence to fill a crime lab. I've had too many close calls to mention. After a few years you learn to be very diligent about removing anything incriminating.
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11 years ago
What are you, like fucking 12 years old?
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11 years ago
Throw a $5 on the floor and make a run for the exit.
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11 years ago
I was looking for Vegas reviews and zbone didn't really have anything so TUSCL came to the rescue.
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Oh hell yes! I'd fuck all of the other strippers in the DR. I'd never make any money, since I wouldn't dance for anyone and I'd spend all of my time lurking in the DR waiting to pounce on the poor unsuspecting hotties that would wander by. Yeah, I'd be a terrible stripper and probably starve to death for lack of money.
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11 years ago
"Never" works for me too.
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11 years ago
Like the OP I tend to start in the back to scope out the room and then I creepily move up closer until I am a table or two away from the stage.
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11 years ago
metrocard11 summarized it pretty damn well.