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11 years ago
Wow. What timing. I am on an antibiotic myself right now for a UTI that I can firmly trace back to a particularly aggressive dancer that had her way with me a few days earlier. Dammit the things we put ouslves thru for dancer pootang!!
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11 years ago
I originally listed Danica primarily since she's inspirational to me as a female immersed in a male dominated sport. The fact that she's hawt is just bonus, not the original reason that I mentioned her.
I thought that this thread was about inspirational people - not necessarily hot ones?
@motorhead - I agree completely. When she went nascar I was genuinely pissed. I used to follow her Indy races avidly, but I don't care for nascar so for me she feel off of the radar.
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11 years ago
Sorry, OP...my "routine" wouldn't work for you.
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11 years ago
@SlickSpic - yeah it was quite an experience. I heard that she went on to become a pretty successful porn star. Hope she didn't in advertantly damage any of her co-stars.
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11 years ago
Pathetic.
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11 years ago
Danica Patrick. I would have loved to have met Sally Ride before she passed. And Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
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11 years ago
Yeah I've had it happen a few times and I tip accordingly.
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11 years ago
I also love neck nuzzling and having her run her fingers thru my hair. I also love some underrated things that are unique to a female anatomy. I used to like nipple sucking but some dancers like to bite or suck really hard, so now I am leery of it, especially if the dancer seems a bit on the dom side.
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11 years ago
A badly bruised labia from a dancer who meant well but her grinding was so hard that she damaged me - both physically and spiritually.
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11 years ago
That shitty attitude is on her, not the whale. Some of these bitches are so short sighted that they don't realize that the person they are dissing could also be a big spender, and when her whale eventually waddles off to greener pastures, guess who will be left out in the cold because she treated everybody else like shit.
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11 years ago
Go to a stripclub to tip the dancers, get some couple's lapdances as foreplay and then the two of you go back home and fuck. Trying to pick up a stripper for a possible 3-some will most likely not turn out well. Many dancers avoid couples because of stuff like that. They want your money, not an invitation back to your place. Best advice is to go visit websites that specialize in what you are looking for.
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11 years ago
"Oh nice, is that on Lake Havasu?"
Well it certainly can be for the right price!
Will that be cash, check or bitcoin?
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11 years ago
"because I'm the only man she meets OTC and has sex with--or so she claims."
lol that was my laugh of the day. Hey I got some beachfront property in arizona to sell you too!
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11 years ago
I'll second ( third?) Synn as well. Amazing club. SRI was dead the last time I was there but Im planning on giving it another shot in the near future. DVCOI is also a popular club that might be worth a visit.
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11 years ago
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trixxiformer stripper is now an internet slut
Yes I used to do it all the time and I'd have the dancers go down on me too. I started getting too paranoid about catching something so I rarely do it now except with dancers that I know pretty well. I have had better luck stopping myself from diving in compared to attempting to stop a dancer when she's begun DATY on me. If I have my eyes closed and I feel a tongue there I rarely have the will power to stop her. I'm WEAK DAMMIT WEAK!!!!!
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11 years ago
Sounds super sketchy. If we don't see you post here for awhile we'll send in the popo.
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11 years ago
@joker44 - heh heh heh
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11 years ago
@gmd - everything you mention is true, but in the junior high school mentality of a stripclub, the obvious rules of society are often out the window.
What I have come across is that if a dancer ignores someone because that person is in her "undesirable" category, she has already mentally closed the window on that person. If that customer were to approach the dancer in the nicest way possible, she most probably (in her narrow and limited way of thinking) has decided to blow them off or if she does decide to grace them with a dance, it will no doubt suck. The exception to this are the cripplingly shy dancers who just can't bring themselves to approach someone that they are intimidated by. Sometimes those types of dancers turn out to be keepers because she is relieved that she didn't have to do the asking.
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11 years ago
"The *really* good ones can pull of the Goth without loads of makeup, though."
Good point, gmd. When the makeup is so heavy that she looks like she belongs in a Tim Burton movie it's time to step back a bit and re think it.
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11 years ago
I've never taken my tip off of the stage but a few times I'd fuck with a dancer that pissed me off by approaching the stage while holding out some singles like I was gonna tip her. I'd wait until she saw me then I would reach the money out, make a frown while shaking my head, and I'd put the money back into my pocket instead and head back to my seat. Psych!!! Sends a clear message. A girl really has to piss me off for me to do this.
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11 years ago
I like alt girls so pale skin with black hair and goth make-up will get my attention.I'm probably in the minority on that one.
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11 years ago
The second a dancer starts yapping about a boyfriend/baby daddy/ kids I am gone. Complete fem-wood killer. And because I'm female many dancers think that it is something that I want to hear about. I sure as hell don't want to hear about that shit. Now if you want to tell me all about getting down & nasty with your girlfriend then I'm all ears.
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11 years ago
@Briguy78-
There are plenty of lame dancers that wont dance for some groups that they dislike for whatever reason- fat guys, old guys, black guys, women, etc. You name the group and there will be someone who wont dance for them. But rest assured that for every stupid dancer who discriminates there are plenty more that would be more than happy to dance for you.
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11 years ago
"Blow jobs are to men what flowers are to women."
lol I doubt that. I honestly dont know any (straight) women who jizz over getting flowers. Maybe jewelry.
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11 years ago
I will approach on occasion but like others have mentioned it doesnt always turn out well. I would expect that if you approach a dancer that has been ignoring you she will be flattered and give a great dance. But if she agrees to a dance but was ignoring you for a reason you stand to get a shitty dance. Its a crapshoot.