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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I get "clam-jammed" alot and I have found the only way to successfully break away from the ones that sit and refuse to leave is to excuse yourself and go approach any available stripper that appeals to you and start a convo. Although its rude it gets the message across while also securing some time with a dancer that might actually interest you.
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10 years ago
More importantly - does the carpet match the drapes?
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10 years ago
I am very well aware of my clitoris and all she does is get me into alot of trouble.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Tallest: 6'5"
Shortest: 4'8"
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10 years ago
No BYOB clubs in Cali. That's why we smuggle it in in cleverly disguised flasks that resemble cellphones.
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10 years ago
Lmao if a whale is hogging all the girls it saves me a ton of $$$ for next time.
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10 years ago
Cold turkey til friday? No effin' way.....thats what hump day is for ;-)
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10 years ago
I will indulge in my usual Cinco de Drinko curriculum - eat some Titos tacos,get shitfaced on cheap tequila, 69 a hot latina, puke in the parking lot, sleep on the couch, next day buy wife new living room set as penance.
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10 years ago
Yeah but I always wake up just before the good part.
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10 years ago
lol the vodka/cranberry has to be the quintessential stripper drink.
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10 years ago
I get clam-jammed by chatty strippers all the time. At first it bothered me because they wouldn't shut up and they wouldn't leave, so I never got the dancers that I really wanted. Now I look at it differently - they save me tons of money because they are too busy yapping it up to ask for dances.
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10 years ago
For as long as I've been clubbing dancers have been talking shit about each other. It may seem worse nowadays due to cut-throat tactics from some girls to diss others so that they won't make money. But it also depends on the clubs themselves. Usually the more upscale clubs really crack down on ghetto behavior. Some of the real down & dirty, nasty clubs that I occasionally frequent are the ones where bitter & angry dancers not making any money will badmouth their rivals as often as they can.
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10 years ago
lol yeah what sclvr said
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Lmao sorry DoctorPhool but if you had actually read what Tempest was saying regarding female customers you'd realize that in her example and context I really am in that 0.4%. But apparently you "read" and interpret in a way to suit your protagonist agenda.
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10 years ago
A whopping big thumbs down. I imagine everybody has handled or sneezed on everything, despite all of the sneezeguards up to dissuade that sort of thing. Ew. I'd rather take my chances with food coming straight from the kitchen, although all kinds of nasty stuff happens in there too.
That's it. I'm eating at home from now on.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
lol motorhead.
It's ok....I am that 0.4%
Tempest also wrote "Too bad that the good ones suffer because of cuntwads that are the overwhelming majority", and she's right. But I am slowly spreading the girlie sunshine, one lapdance at a time =)
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10 years ago
Never heard of it.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I happily pay more for guaranteed privacy. I no longer buy dances at clubs that don't offer VIP or other types of private rooms away from prying eyes.
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10 years ago
There is all kinds of talk on zbone and bonedin in regards to the latest crackdowns at DVCOI. The powers-that-be have been gunning for those clubs for years. I suspect that it is just more of the same. I was there last week and like sclvr said it was UHM bizness as usual.
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10 years ago
Ew.
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10 years ago
Im not sure but I think that Clubber already knew that my wife is of the Asian Persuasion ;-)
@sclvr- she's Cantonese. Born in Hong Kong.
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10 years ago
Clubber -
"lopaw" is the phonetic writing/pronunciation of the word "wife" in both Mandarin and Cantonese. Its what my missus and I call each other.
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10 years ago
Thanks ilbbaicnl. Makes sense.
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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
yeah that would be me. Guilty as charged.
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10 years ago
Bondage? Yes!
Bonding? Alas, no.