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3 years ago
Speaking of the Bronco... Extras packages like this are offered because the manufacturer knows there are at least a few retards that can’t wait to be separated from their wallets. If you are going to waste your lottery winnings can’t you at least pick something with at least a smidge of class?
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3 years ago
Body vs Face epiphanyChessmaster - if you think plastic surgery is easier than being born gorgeous you are confused. High end surgery is very expensive and usually requires months of recovery with lots of inconvenience and lots of pain, in my mind it is not the “easy” way. Watched it first hand.
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3 years ago
Climaxing during a lap dance?I’m with sirlapdancealot. I can be finished in 1 song or in 10, kinda depends on how many I want at the time. It is a special situation when when my wife or a dancer makes me pop before I’m ready so sessions last as long as I have interest in making them last.
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3 years ago
The Public Cleavage ShotBack in the day when gas stations did full service I was a pump jockey who always washed windows with a squeegee and when the female had a low cut top on I would scrub and scrub those bugs til the glass shone and my spank bank was refilled. Odd what some women will do in their cars as if they think they are invisible, even with a 17 year old future PL standing over them, barely a foot away.
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3 years ago
border crossing Rumor from a Canadian government source (the prime minister) is that the Canadian border will open early august for vaccinated US tourists. This will immediately trigger opening of the US Mexico border.
Assuming LA county surge doesn’t morph out of control by then. Sigh.
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3 years ago
novelty machinesThe machines are found (and current) in a lot of places in Western Europe including the German and Belgian airports.
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3 years ago
gothamytefrom that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
i wanna be petty so badAt first I thought you meant Tom Petty, so sure.
After reading this though I realize, just another PL trying to live in the past.
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3 years ago
gothamytefrom that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
who here has ever worn strip-club merch...in public?Unless I’m painting or under a car I’m not going to be some businesses unpaid billboard.
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3 years ago
Always take a condom with you to a strip club.If a dancer is out of condoms it’s because she has already used the dozen she brought to work. You might want to take a rain check on her offer?
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3 years ago
TetradonI'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
Dancer Rating Scales in ReviewsOne thing not mentioned here is that dancers who convince me they are interested in me for more than $ move up the scale, if they convince me by rubbing or kissing my cock they can move up the scale quickly, at least for a few minutes.
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3 years ago
Looking for Fun in My Move to New JerseyIf you think using “code” because is required because someone complained is going to stop the whining you might be in the wrong place.
Truthfully, didn’t it make you feel like a tittering school girl just to write that?
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3 years ago
TheMattJust Go To The Clubs For The Articles
Shortz in The KlubI have been told by dancers that when they see a guy in shorts that it is an indicator that he knows what he’s there for and he is an experienced monger. Just like wearing jeans is the mark of a nubbie.
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3 years ago
It appears that strip clubs, etc reduces sex crimes.It would be interesting to compare sex crime levels in permissive areas, cities or countries vs puritanical areas. I have not seen such a study but I bet I can predict the outcome.
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3 years ago
first timer, anyone want to joinMongo - an alternative is to tell them at check-in that you want the card. They will send a guy to get it for you and you will tip the runner a buck or two. This simplifies things if you have any bags since they will need to be screened by the HK doorman. This can be invasive or cursory depending on his mood, so save the hassle.
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3 years ago
Strip Club MulliganMy usual MO in a new club is to walk in, use the can, go straight to the bar, get a drink and then walk around casing the joint. This helps me avoid the “new guy clinging girls” and helps me find the best place to sit before committing.
Lots of times I never find a place to sit cause the vibe is too negative, and on many occasions I have ditched the club before even getting the first drink.
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3 years ago
FKK sharks is now openI would wait for some recon info since a lot of the girls come from places that are still locked down and they won’t be able to travel for a while. It won’t be normal for several months and I suspect it will be a sausage fest till then.
Good news though
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3 years ago
RIP John MacAfeeAgree w 25. Mcafee lived the last half of his life paranoid and sure everyone was out to get him. They probably were cause he was such a wack job. Hard pass for me also. And good riddance to John M.
Btw, imagine trying to probate his estate. What a nightmare.
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3 years ago
I’m laying claim to be the fastest gun in westYes I think so
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3 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
OT: Meet your new landlord Shadow. I’m on an HOA board that tried to enforce the no renters clause in the CC&Rs and we lost. Be thankful that no one has challenged it yet.
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3 years ago
TetradonI'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
PSA: Stop writing/approving reviews that connect girls by name to extrasI agree w Papi and Ishmael - naming dancers with regard to what they will do is not cool. Helping identify clubs that are more likely to offer the services I seek is helpful. It still requires recon to procure said services and it requires “club smarts” to determine if you leave happy or broke.
Reviews are a starting place to help determine if a visit, when you’re only in town for one night, is worth the effort. General ideas of prices are essential since extras can be had at every club for the right $$. Knowing that someone “enjoyed themselves” doesn’t mean shit.
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3 years ago
TetradonI'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
PSA: Stop writing/approving reviews that connect girls by name to extrasWhen I read a review I want to find out if a visit is worth my effort. And that means extras. Making all reviews politically correct makes them useless. I can use the yellow pages (if they still existed) to find boobies. I want to find those special places where Bowie’s are $50.
Dumbing down the reviews would result in them all reading like “bathroom in the back and I had a good time” whatever that means.
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3 years ago
Your Top Chain Restaurants Mister orange - don’t know about nj but around Nevada if a drive thru location hasn’t opened its dining room it’s because they can’t find staff to run it. Everyplace seems hard up for help.
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3 years ago
Street vendors.And it’s not a red state/blue state thing. It’s crazy bad in Texas. It seems to be worse where the weather is better. In Nevada it’s bad in the winter and eases up in the summer. West coast is bad all year.
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3 years ago
drewcareypnwnot the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
Regional differences in mileage / extrasIf there is a constant ebb and flow to the rules, enforcement of rules, what people try to get away with, and so on. Look at Phoenix, five years ago it used to be off the hook now it’s an effort to find a simple little HJ inside the club.
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3 years ago
CristobalI give in to sin because you have to make this life livable
A Blast from the PastYou might have dated this incorrectly - you mention august 2019 but in the first part of the review you talk about staff wearing masks - I don’t think that was 2019.