You never know when you might need one. I remember one day at Follies a dancer that I only casually knew came up and asked if she could borrow one. The men's room troll was out and her customer did have one. I had to turn her down. I didn't have one and even if I did I wouldn't have "loaned" it to her to use on some one else.
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Always take a condom with you to a strip club.
Jul 3, 2021, 9:54 AM
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^^^ Why should you show restraint when no one else here does?
You could have sold it for $5 or $10 like the bathroom troll.
Could you have traded it for a BBBJ?
Now I know why Juice goes to the club with 3 boxes of condoms! All this time I thought he was getting mad pussy but in reality he’s creating an enterprise.
“I didn't have one and even if I did I wouldn't have "loaned" it to her to use on some one else.”
And it would have been too large anyway on someone else. The girls at Follies told me you are well endowed with a sparkling personality and, ahem, other things too
Condom is definitely in the category of things you don’t let someone borrow. Who in the hell wants it back?
^ sounds like a George Carlin riff
Shadow, I had the same thing happen to me once. Fortunately I had a spare out in the car to give her.
No condom is a good reason to go bareback.
If you're gonna pay a hooker. Never do one who doesn't have condoms on her. Thats common sense. Lulz
Many hookers around here specifically avoid carrying condoms. The fucking stupid ass cops view that as "suspicion of prostitution" and will harass the fuck out of them if they find condoms on them.
Thats what broken windows right wing policing looks like.
lol @ the bathroom troll charging 5 bucks for a rubber. Man that dude was obnoxious
Take two or three. Why not have one to give away? Pay it forward lol.
If a dancer is out of condoms it’s because she has already used the dozen she brought to work. You might want to take a rain check on her offer?
Omg I was gonna make a joke about pegging but I'll just shut up for now.