Comments by ozymandias (page 8)

I've never heard of a single one, myself. O.

It's just plain unprofessional. Also, I'd bet my life that he didn't plan on claiming the dances as in-kind trade or barter for tax purposes... O.

A good body is easy - hit the gym, leave the fries on the plate. A nice face pretty much comes down to genetics. So, I'd say a good body/bad face is far more common, at least in my experience. Really take a look at porn stars and strippers - how many are actually "beautiful"? Not many. How many have bangin' bodies? Plenty. ... Now, in the "real world" it's reversed - nice face, bad body - because "normal" women don't "need" great bodies to do their job. O.

I knew a stripper at Cheetah who liked to get a load in her pussy from Guy A, and then later - without mentioning it - have Guy B eat her (and the load) out. It was some kind of revenge thing against customers. Granted, this is unlikely to happen, but if a dancer lets you eat her pussy, you KNOW several other guys have eaten her out already, so at best your licking another guy's plate. It's just plain nasty. I mean would you pick up a piece of used chewing gum off the floor and stick it in your mouth? It probably would taste just fine, but it's still nasty ;) The only way I'll eat anonymous pussy is if I see the chick take a shower first (in my hotel room, say), so I can at least verify it's clean. O.

What's scary is that parodyman actually took 20 minutes or so out if his life to craft that fairly predictable response. Very, very creepy... and certainly far more sad than pay-for-play. O.

I've never "travelled" to a club, ever. If the mood strikes, I go to whatever I know has good quality girls and is nearby or in the vicinity. The only time I would ever travel for adult entertainment of any kind would be a trip to a country with good fucking - like Costa Rica or Thailand - because then it's a *vacation*, and I can shop, sail, dine, etc. in between LBFMs. O.

I will say 3somes are probably more fun when you really don't know either girl - just good fucking, no entanglements. The best ever though is if you know a girl who's just a total freak/slut, and you and she are pussy-hunting fuck buddies. I used to hang with a little bi Asian girl from Pink Pony, and she and I would hit up other clubs and score our third. Fun times. It's amazing how better a wingman a bi chick is than another guy ;) O.

I'm not sure if it's more "Tom & Jerry" or "Dracula & Renfield" ;) That said, I'm glad for the post - I never really payed attention to banjo music, but this prompted me to look some up, and it's good stuff. Amazing how fast some of those guys can get their fingers going; puts a number of good guitarists to shame! O.

Fuck "relationships" - it's a threesome with two hot strippers. What should you do? well, for one, bring a lot of condoms - it's good threesome etiquette to switch condoms when you switch holes ;) Seriously, they're strippers... your "friend" is a slut, so don't forget it. Where are your priorities, man! O.

He's just a freak. Everytime shadowcat posts, parodyman has a reply literally minutes later - like he sits there hitting "refresh" on his browser all day long, waiting for a new post to arrive. Very, very creepy. Of course, what would the internet be without fuzzy forum trolls? O.

Many stereotypes are based on observable patterns; generally, I find them reasonably accurate. It has certainly been my experience that black girls are far more promiscuous than white, asian or hispanic girls. When I want a "sure thing" in a club, I go for the hot black chick. It's not a judgement call - promiscuity is neither "bad" nor "good" - just a cultural difference. O.

I nearly always do that... the only time I don't is when I'm checking out a new club or scouting new talent. I'm pretty busy, and just don't like to waste time. O.

I tired of clubs awhile ago - I just go occasionally now to prospect for OTC girls. It's a normal progression, becoming jaded. Hookers and sex tourism pretty much cuts to the chase, and in the long run is cheaper than clubs. O.

Very, very few strippers have house mortgages, and most drive pretty crappy cars. And bank accounts? are you serious? retirement planning is generally the last thing on the mind of some 22 year old slut as she's sucking you off in VIP. I'll bet fewer than 5% of strippers file taxes. O.

I always tell the girl she'll be starting with the next song. O.

I live in Atlanta, which means about 20% of the attractive girls I see ARE strippers. If they could form a union here, it would have actual political power in city government. O.

Perky. I like women built for speed, not buoyancy. O.

Wayyy too "Jerry Springer" for me. Plus I'd be distracted by the idea of how fucked up the kid's life is going to be - nothing like nine months of growing in a womb ensnared by cigarette smoke and booze, and then being born to "the kind of stripper who actually dances when she's pregnant". Just another welfare kid I'll have to finance via taxation! O.

I never even noticed there were club boards until I saw this post. Glanced at a few faves though and they all either have zero or maybe one or two really old posts. Not a useful resource, it seems. O.

All the girls I know who have clit rings love them. Not my favorite thing either, but it is one more thing to play with. Silver lining, etc. O.

I go to clubs sometimes with whores or other strippers who are friends of mine, and usually it winds up with them making out with or fucking (ITC or OTC) the strippers. So, that's hot, yes. O.

I appreciate professionalism. If a girl puts some thought or effort into her costume, then I know she takes her job seriously. She's more likely to be a "better stripper" in other dimensions (like talent for sucking a dick) as well. Same goes for dancing - girls who actually dance and have a routine are just better strippers. A girl who sways around looking bored probably IS bored, and isn't likely to be much fun. Costumes can go to far, of course - anything can - but generally any indication she wants to be competitive bodes well, in my experience. O.

Well, I never really have "favorites". To me, strippers are meat-on-a-stick: if they look good, smell good, and taste good, then I guess that's a "favorite" ;) If I'm sitting with a girl, and she leaves (to "freshen up" or whatever) and a new girl I like as well or better comes along, I'll buy dances from the new girl. It's all about ME if I'm at a club, and one thing I absolutely will not do is sit around waiting for my "favorite" to come back or decline dances from hot girls out of some kind of silly loyalty. If a girl I don't like asks to dance, I have no problem at all saying "no", or even "get lost" if she tries to persist. Same goes for those girls who just come sit down without asking, hoping to "guilt" you into a dance if she stays long enough. I'll just say "not looking for company now, thanks" and generally they get the hint. Guys, you're the CUSTOMER, not a guest. Remember that! O.