Went out on a Wednesday night---bad idea
potheadpl
Florida
Friday, July 16, 2010 11:17 AM
My former wingman had a day off leash, so he called me up asking to hit the strip clubs two days ago. I usually only go out on Friday or Saturday, but it's rare he's free so off we went.
He wanted to try the only club in Pasco County we haven't hit, a place called Diamonds. TUSCL and SCL reviews aren't good, but we had to check it off the list. Well, the reviews were accurate. Every single dancer was ugly, old, had scary tats, or bad teeth. The dancer who latched on to me was a methed-out 40. We stayed for one beer and off we went to my favorite club.
Brass Flamingo was better than Diamonds. None of my favorites were there, but I got a dance with a smoking hot Hungarian woman who informed me she'd blow me for $150. Didn't have the money but def put that on the hard drive. Buddy was impatient(and drunk LOL) and wanted to try Emperors', which has a free breakfast buffet. I know, SC buffet(?), but it's usually pretty good.
Emperors' had NO FUCKING AIR CONDITIONING. In Florida. Girls were not quite as bad as Diamonds' but not good. In a matter of 10 minutes a heavily tattooed 40 year old showed me her pussy that looked like box full of tongues, and a skinny Italian girl decided to use my shirt as a towel and wiped her sweaty back all over me. The horror....
I think I'm sticking to the weekends.
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