Comments by EarlTee (page 14)

nashley is a piece of shit

When I encountered a dancer with my mother's name, I hesitated for a fraction of a second and then went for it. This dancer was crazy gorgeous, and the dances were excellent. A name is just a name.

The strippers I've talked to about this issue would not want to give up their independent contractor status just to be paid minimum wage. As independents they can set their own schedules, which is generally one of their favorite things about the job.

"Most crime in most cities tends to occur around high schools." Well there you have it! Tax the zits, not the tits.

I take my 4-year-old into the club with me and pay the men's room attendant to watch the kid.

I'm with Ermita.

Sort of. If you're looking for, say, reviews from Saturday evening visits, you can type this into the Search box on TUSCL: === Cheetah "Visited on: Saturday Evening" === (With the quotes but without the equals signs.) You probably want to add a city name or some other info, because there are plenty of clubs with Cheetah in the name.

I'm not sure I've heard "mileage" in a club either. Or "OTC." Or....

I too have no facebook account.

Shadow... I'm 56... it was actually1990 I think.

This was around 1949... I had been in clubs with no private dances (stage only) and didn't know private dances existed. On a business trip I went to a club that turned out to have private dances... got a few from this raven-haired beauty... she rubbed my dick through my pants... and I went back to my hotel and jerked off.

VV33D? VVh0r3 are WEED and WHORE. I'm an old fart too.

Ned Flanders.

The tits are awesome. The whole body's really good. The face... so-so. I can't assign a numerical value, because to do so would be to objectify women.

I love when a strip club story has a happy ending.

I believe that Shadowcat's comment about the expiration of Pfizer's patent on Viagra is incorrect. I'm pretty sure that the patent has been extended until 2020. I don't know the complex legal details.

Cops responded at 3:15? Or the shots-fired call was at 3:15? This might still be within tolerances for 2:00. Attention drunk assholes: Leave your guns at home.

"I Go to Strip Clubs because I Hope to Meet Stephen Hawking" The first time I read that, I laughed. Then I read it again and threw up a little in my mouth.

My salary puts me in the top 10% of American earners.

CG, I'm remembering (from the late 80s) a topless place on the south side of Sherman Way. In my mind it's a bit farther east of Reseda Blvd. Real dump... there were heavy drapes hanging in the door, and they looked so disgusting I hesitated to touch them. Below-average women. No idea what the name was. I was a Candy Cat Too regular.

Da Bears by 14.

Zappa: - We're Only In It for the Money - Cheap Thrills - Sheik Yerbouti

I went to a club today and failed to get blown in the VIP. I'm trying my best to figure out what I did wrong, so I don't repeat my mistakes. Oh wait! I figured it out! Sometimes my failures are not my fault.

"Also, allow me to assure any such spouse that there are few places where your husband's fidelity is safer than a topless bar." As a married guy who has to keep his hobby secret from the wife, I love when people write nonsense like that.

I'll start propping all my own reviews right away!