Comments by EarlTee

Taxi

I'm going to wait a loooong time after the "all clear" before I go back.

I'm really mad at myself for missing these signs all these years.

Ivanka would be hotter without the fake tits.

Uh, there were actually two such episodes. I think they're the same two where bunches of people got killed.

These are such good ideas! I'm ashamed to admit that whatever they're selling, I always buy.

PM me if you give a shit what I think about Abigail Ratchford and her tits.

Female strippers? It makes a difference.

HOW TO WRITE REVIEWS. 1. USE ALL CAPS.

I hate to admit it, but my dick is smaller than the White House.

I'm headed over to the pink site to post How To Be a PL.

Dehydrated water.

Clubs are loud. The word "head" can be misheard lots of ways. I say "blowjob" and it's understood 100% of the time. (For extra credit: What rhymes with "blowjob"?)

Most of the clubs I went to in the 80s had no one-on-one dances (table dance, lap dance), let alone private VIP booths. Dancers danced on stage, period. So uh, yes, things have changed. But you didn't miss a memo, you missed TUSCL reviews and discussions. Society is a lot more permissive now than it was back then. Movies, TV (including commercials), billboards... sex is in your face everywhere.

Throw us a few more repeat posts, and we'll tell you.

Why bother tipping housekeepers at a hotel when room are overpriced? Why bother tipping valets at a hotel when parking is really, really overpriced? a) Because that's what's done. b) To be nice. c) Why not? d) All of the above.

My money's on Ditka.

Wow, I got a minute and a half into that inarticulate crap before I had to stop.

" Well, I hope the new CEO is reading this. " He's a McPL?

It isn't as amusing as the laugh track seems to think it is.

I can't judge until I've played with them.

Creep up real close and lean like fuck on the horn. What I've wanted to do, and what I've done.

Papi and Subra are right. Long ago, I was one of those guys. Didn't know any better. Of course, there were no interwebs, let alone TUSCL, back then.

hiroaki +1