NO LAPDANCES - ONLY EYE CANDY :(

Guys, I have written quite a lot of reviews about some of my favorite clubs, and sadly, my favorite club - 1320II club in Springfield, VA closed down on December 30th, 2016. Not sure why or what happened, but they were the only ones that were grandfathered into allowing lapdances where you could touch breasts and many times, the girls knew exactly how to rub you the right way so you leave the club "satisfied" (if you know what I mean). No hand stuff or anything through the pants - they would just allow you to adjust your dick to get the most pleasure out of the dance. And yes, I did take my liquid lapdance pants along with me many times, so I did end up leaving the club having had an orgasm. Anyway, let's talk about Camelot, since I had to come here yesterday after I sadly found out that 1320II closed down. The only other club in Virginia is Paper Moon, which is a fucking ripoff, so off to Camelot we went. This club is in DC first of all - so absolutely NO LAPDANCES, NO TOUCHING THE DANCERS WHATSOEVER. They had some special day yesterday and there was some theme night it seemed. There was a hot girl dressed in army gear doing pull ups, a hot as fuck teacher that came to our table to whip us because we "didn't do our homework" and a girl that dressed up like a sexy bunny rabbit. In between these hotties, I found myself playing Words With Friend on my phone. Yes, most of the women are beautiful, but so what? A lot of them had silicone breasts (of which I am not a fan). My friends and I like lapdances and touching the girls. At this club, you go up to the stage, and throw a few dollars on the stage as they dance. It is no different than looking at a cage dancer at a rave, except for the lack of clothes. Rather than spending money on the drinks at this "strip club," which are expensive, you may as well go to a home with a girl from a night club, which I ended up doing that night anyway. Or go home, watch some porn if you want to see hot naked women and jerk off. None of my friends enjoyed this club. If you are a lover of lapdances, forget about this place and go to Hustler Club in Baltimore. You'll get way more mileage and they have a free entry coupon on their website. The bouncer may stand there and look at you, but if you ask the girl what is the most private area, they will entertain you.