First DC SC experience

I read the reviews, and should have known what to expect from DC strip clubs, but nevertheless, I wanted to "see" for myself. Actually, "see" shouldn't be in quotes, since that's really about all you're able to do in a DC strip club. No touching dancers, no private dancers, and you are unlikely to be touched.

Upon arriving at Camelot, I was escorted by the well-dressed bouncer to a table near the stage. He apparently asked a waitress to come over to help me, but it took several minutes of me nervously waiting, as I only had a single $1 bill in my wallet for tips, and each dancer will make her way around the club after her stage show for a $1 dollar parade, and I had already spent my sole single.

Eventually she appeared and took my order for a bottle of water. Fancy Perrier glass bottles here, and they weren't cheap. I got my change and started taking in the scene.