Camelot
1823 M St NW Washington, DC 20036

Continues to be the best in DC. Very steady place for years, beautiful dancers

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DollarRalph
Sep 10, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

I don't bother much with the other clubs in DC. They are always disappointing compared to Camelot. As many have accurately stated before, DC's laws allow nude dancing but absolutely no dancer/patron physical contact. The way I see it, with no LPs, clubs can compete with each other in 4 areas: dancer quality, physical condition, service and prices.

1. Dancers here are very hot. Since dancer quality asks us to rate beauty and friendliness, I rated these dancers at 7 but that would probably be about 8.5 for physical appearance and 6 for friendliness. The dancers are seriously hot, almost without exception but, while they are polite when accepting tips on stage and at the tables after their set; no way I’d say they were friendly. I’d say they are mostly indifferent to customers.

2. Most DC SCs are physically pretty run down and in so-so locations. Camelot scores high in both. The interior décor is good and well maintained (although it looks pretty much the same as it did 5-8 years ago) and it’s in a quite decent location. The only club that can compete in this area is Mpire – a couple of doors down the block. It’s newer and I’d rate its décor higher but there are usually only a few dancers and not all measure up. So, Mpire is well below Camelot overall.

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