I came here for a friend's...

I came here for a friend's bachelor party on a Saturday night last month. That was a bad idea, but we didn't realize why until we were inside.

It was around 1 am when we entered, and the host gave us a table close to the middle. It was fairly dark, but most of the tables were pretty close to the stage. Which is good, because that's where the ONLY action is. More on that in a minute.

A very attractive and busty server came to take our drink orders--less than $10 for a bottle of beer, which I guess isn't too bad for strip clubs nowadays. At that hour, we weren't there for the booze.