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What is your favorite colloquialism for a woman’s rear end?

Talking to a white stripper, this is your standard looking white girl next door, who said she won't date black guys. She said they're nasty and rude and always smell like shit (me being the exception because she's not…

They can't understand that you should stop when you encounter a period.

BROOKLYN, Ill. — A hazmat situation inside of a Metro East strip club sent several people to the hospital, police said. Two officers with the Brooklyn Police Department responded to Roxy's early Friday morning. Four patrons inside the building were discovered…

Q. What is the difference between a calendar and a strip club customer? A. A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

Loren Gray aka Loren Beech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK785wpKUQQ https://www.instagram.com/loren/?hl=en

My ATF and I drove from MA to VA today. SC tomorrow. I was reminded of a story I heard. A nearby zoo had a problem. Their prized couple of porpoises were extremely randy and given the size of the male’s…

From a recent review of Synn North Hills, CA: "... I was in the area and debated on going here or Oddball down the street. I stopped here first to check it out and if it sucked I could go the…

I am one month away from a 4 day stay at cascadia. Should i be excited? Any advice from all the tj regulars?

From a recent review of Treasures Houston: "... I decided to take a trip to Houston to kill time and relax. I went to two clubs. Centerfold and Treasures. Treasures was a lot more active. This means more dancers. However, I…

Let's knock this next hundred pounds off

Scroll down, pretty funny photos. https://twitter.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1011362138772918272/photo/1

a) Kill yourself. b) Spend all your waking hours on TUSCL, putting people on ignore and posting about your glory days with your ATF from 20 years ago?

PL - Phatboy99 Dancer - Nicole1994 Finally bringing some fresh takes and new energy to this mausoleum of a discussion board. Truth.

With all the LDK talk it reminded my of my first one... feel free to share, and ladies on the board feel free to share the first time a customer LDK’d with you if ever. It was in the early…

Any advice plz? Thx -this i think will b ny fave discussion thread (;

Which troll would be best to go see to get laid? Nicole 1994, mamasan, tijuana tim, mack truck or sjg,s goat?

Any recommendations on good outside the club dancers in the Dc, Maryland, Virginia, Pa, Wv area??

Hell yea your Alcohol Tobacco and Fire Arms

Tittle says it all

Since a lotta white guys seem so perplexed about it, here's my two cents. When you're from a community so goddamn poor and you could get got over $20, well the absolute status of success is being so rich you can…

And somehow the prices doubled. Still thought I looked sexy as fuck though.

What do you gents tell the Mrs. when you go to / get back from the strip club?

150 million hotdogs are consumed in America on July 4th. Joey Chestnut, professional contest eater, broke his own record in NY yesterday eating 74 in 11 minutes. I had 2 yesterday. Wonder how many Juice had? I wonder…

Q. What is the difference between a stripper and the wind? A. Some days the wind doesn't blow.