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PSA: Ghetto Nacos may sound like troll, but trolls are more intelligent

Phatboy is a ghetto naco almost-mojado, not a troll. So stop insulting troll by calling him one Si he's from the lowest ghetto trash you can get and He's around people who aspiration is to be able to at least get…

GACAVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 8

IF YOU REALLY WANT TO CLASS UP STRIPPERS: HONEST ADVICE THAT WORKS

Lotta niggas want to know how a stud like me gets with these classy stripper hoes, and get me some when I want. Kk some tell you what my system is. Read RBD's the system. Now remember that only works for…

GACAVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 3 20

ESL for Phatboy

Because Ingles isn't tú first lengua. Bitch is actually a not nice word, muy malo palabara. Nos dicen dama (lady) in Ingles. Also Las drugas aqui no es medicine es muy bad too. Being a pimp es el mismo como un ladron.…

GACAVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 7 1

Tips for buying a VIP membership?

So I have been going to a different club recently where the club takes a $50 cut if you want to go into the VIP. Obviously the other option is purchasing a 1 year (or lifetime) VIP membership. Reading TUSCL…

PaulDrakeVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 5 16

What is there to do around Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club if you're not in the mood

Any places to check out or eat?

LiwetVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 40

Strip Bar Rescue! (Club Platinum - Las Vegas)

So, I got the free trial for Philo the other night (no credit card needed, they text you a code) and Bar Rescue was on with a strip club episode! They had found a slow dive in Vegas where…

ppwh8 yrs ago 5 2

What kind of dancer do you look for ?

We all have our own reasons for visiting the clubs ,but it usually has something to do with getting away from reality for awhile. With that being said do you prefer a girl that is in the 8-10 range with…

SmalltowncplContributor8 yrs ago 5 48

CockRings

What the general feeling about wearing a cocking to the club? How would the dancers feel about it?

LostinFLAContributor8 yrs ago 10 15

Iguana burrito Floriduh style.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5905521/Meet-woman-hunts-cooks-eats-IGUANAS.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

shadowcatElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 4 6

Extras etiquette

If I am going to a club where extras are on the menu, should i be prepared with my own condom?

LostinFLAContributor8 yrs ago 24 14

I shit so much...

I shit so much my pants fit different. I need a new wardrobe and a smaller belt. Shitting is so fun! Try it sometime.

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 2

Rape Foreal

So, I was at a club in baltimore and I got into the room with thegirl. showed her the condom as if it was on and then continued raw she was uncomfortable and un sure and I had sex with…

SCPanditVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 4

MackTruck Took A Wrong Turn... Into WalMart

https://www.google.com/amp/s/boingboing.net/2018/06/29/enraged-gentleman-drives-his-p.html/amp All this over a pallet of water.

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 3

For those of you that like full figure models.

https://www.instagram.com/tessholliday/?hl=en

shadowcatElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 20

OTC Hotel

SO this girl I met at the club I told her I would give her money for the sex OTC, and when I got her to the hotel I Banged her out and then took the money back when she…

SCPanditVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 3 1

Next time, Buy the tie!

A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurries toward the mirage, only to find a little old Jewish man standing…

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 4

Looking for a high mileage in NYC /NJ

Hello all, Regular visitor of Gallagher's. I love Gallagher but same faces are getting little old. I am looking to try a new spot or two so would love to get some recommendations if possible. I enjoy a good grinding…

GabebjContributor8 yrs ago 3 5

Being in a busy strip club makes me feel like a geologist in a canyon.

I'm surrounded by cleavage!

LiwetVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2

Why are strippers like clouds?

Q. Why are strippers like clouds? A. Eventually they go away and it's a nice day.

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 2

Shitting

A couple days ago I was out and about and I felt the urge so I found a McDonald's. It was one of those turds you cant trust. Some guy was hogging the stall and would not come out. I…

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 3 3

Why?

Why are so manybpeople scared of shitting? All you got to do is stop by your local McDonald's or bleachers and let er rip. Make sure you have shop towells in your car

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 3 3

indica.

i’ve encountered a dancer named indica. and a dancer sativa. both fun butt relatively low mileage. sativa was kinda disappointing. next time i’ll try to focus on indica more. this vague subject refers to girls. and next time indica 420…

JascoiVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 4 2

Stopped at the Strip Club today and never went inside lol

Taco Truck parks in the parking lot so I spent $30 Anyone else got a taco truck or something similar outside their strip clubs ?

JuiceBox69Elite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 22

OT: Funny sight at Starbucks

During a visit to Starbucks, I saw a sketchy homeless looking dude completely passed out in a chair leaning against a wall. Mouth wide open and totally out. Appeared to have a glass of water in front of…

Lone_WolfVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 13

What’s The Craziest Position A Dancer Got In During Your Alan Dance?

Last night I got a dance from an A A girl at a club nearby. I had never seen her before and she was quite a stunner. Hair cut short in sort of a 70’s black exploitation film look. Terrific…

jsully63Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 4 8
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