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Happened to watch 'From Dusk to Dawn' the other day. It may have the best strip club scene I've seen in a movie, including a young Salma Hayek dancing with a boa (unfortunately she doesn't get topless). I know…

It is in dallas..my home town.havent been bc i didnt start visiting strip clubs until.after having moved to.austin and have not been to dallas since. How was pandoras mens club in dallas like for anyone who has ever been? My…

So can anyone think of a reason a stripper would be fired from a strip club? I just finished a conversation about 30 minutes ago with a girl I haven't communicated with for some time ( she had left…

https://twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews/status/1015986456144371714 Answer: www.tuscl.net/city.php?id=763

I've had a few times when I have been sitting with a favorite and she sees another of her regular customers come in and then she asks "Do you mind if I go give him a dance first? He usually…

I think the voting process to approve reviews has certainly made TUSCL a lot better. We no longer see anything like the following show up in the Daily Reviews section. https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?id=318881 Anyone else recall a review that was so bad you could…

Q. Why is porn better than strippers? A. You can put porn on mute.

In a strip club an hour or more from home. Waste of time? Or other? It's been a waste of time in my past experience. They just want lap dances and nothing else. I haven't really pursued…

Seems any review that isn’t positive about a club isn’t getting posted!? Is the admin being paid off by clubs?

What are your favorite TV shows? Off the top of my head, my personal selections: Favorite Cartoon: King of the Hill https://youtu.be/QLpUq__iQqw Loved this show. Almost everyone else I know prefers Family Guy or The Simpsons, but I always liked how Hank Hill wasn’t some…

Did you ever prank call a club?

I'm the guy who posted a little while ago about my buddy dating a stripper. It finally ended, but ended well, all things considered. The blast radius was very narrow. She left on good terms by way of…

When you cmub late at night and you are hungry after, where do you eat?

Yesterday, I was at a club when a fight broke out between a dancer and the bartender. It was mostly yelling, although I think there was a bit of pushing. The dancer actually called the Police on the…

I want 2 wear a crop top bc its hot outisde and bc it makes my everything look good lol. I understand if i guys are gonna look and im not xpecting them not to, but do they seriously have…

I saw a dancer sitting with a couple guys at the bar for a long period without them buying any lap dances from her. Finally I approached her and told her if she wasn't busy while I was there I…

I told them they should come over 4 sex if interested jus to c what they would say. Only like 2 out pf 5 knew i was not serious lol Sry 2 dissapoint u at how boring this expetiment was

If you guess wrong he will dump a load in your basement

Whenever I see a review for a club that I have never seen before or rarely, I am inclined to have it published. This is especially true of international clubs except Canada and TJ. I don't care if it…

He wants me to take him to disney land for his bday bc he said he nvr got to go as a child. Im thinking abt it .what do yall think?

The club is Big Earl's Goldmine, which has to be one of the best strip club names. A good place for gold diggers. https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/2018/07/07/stormy-daniels-des-moines-iowa-big-earls-goldmine-strip-club-donald-trump/761390002/

There are people on TUSCL who are not exactly what they seem to be. The most common pattern is guys pretending to be strippers. But in the case of MackTruck I think it is the other way around. I have it…

Q. What did the dentist say when he examined a stripper? A. "You have the nicest set of teeth I could ever hope to come across."

I’m a big baseball fan who watches Quick Pitch on MLB Network every night. Just got home from the bar and I’m watching now and incredibly turned on by Jamie Hersch’s legs. A little on the thick side, especially the knees,…

Eva Longoria Sandra Bullock Maria Shriver All stunningly beautiful. In each case their man went for a non-looker. Good looks don't translate to satisfying sex. So much for the $400B industry selling better looks.