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I was reading about strippers who actually BRAG about being CHEAP tippers. These may be strippers who also COMPLAIN about customers who are CHEAP

Are you looking to CUDDLE with strippers and willing to PAY for it?

How much would you PAY a stripper to CARE about you?

Who is getting lap dances for FIVE DOLLARS and WHERE????

Just curious in what the weirdest experiences people ever had at the club? Just thought I would share mine, I was sitting at the bar nursing a beer, watching and scouting the talent. An older gentleman (50s) starts talking with me…

Aries (March 21- April-19) LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If…

As a contrast to the thread on bad lap dances, what in particular made a Lap Dance an outstanding one. Recently I was at Club Risque in Bristol PA, a place I've frequented for several years when driving thru the area,…

OK, at the risk of apprearing to be a "snob". I've poked around one of the other strib club review sites and its trash, short comments basically that seem to be centered on bashing other posts and the…

My tit preferences. For your edification and enjoyment. Complete with pictures. Happy holidays. :) For me, tits are nicest when they are near to spherical. No explanation needed there. Also, I prefer that the "connection zone" where breast-tissue connects to chest-wall just…

You try a club you've never been to before. You've heard good things about it here on TUSCL. But it's a big letdown for you. What's the most common reason you've been disappointed? Too expensive? Too busy? Girls don't circulate?…

I noticed FONDL's comment in another thread that he hadn't been to a strip club all year. As I look back I know that my visits, though no less enjoyable, have decreased from once or twice a week to about…

After all mention of Memphis Platinum Plus was deleted, it has suddenly been brought back to life. Why was it deleted in the first place? Yeah it got busted and pad locked but not the first time. WTF.

Hey guys. I hope you are having a good holiday season. As the sun sets on 2006, I can't help but be wistful about what's happened to be me, stripper-wise, this year. It's not all good.…

OK, you visited a club for the first time. The dancers were attentive, you tipped aggressively at the stage and were rewarded with very good lappers in the VIP or whatever they call their private dance area. You begin to…

I have visited clubs rated on this board that have been given Top 40 ratings and some that have landed in the Bottom 40. I will agree that the worst clubs have been true to form and deserve such marks…

In STONE PARK, IL, a small suburb, just south of Chicago's O'Hare Airport and coincidentally home to at least 3 strip clubs; the cops have set up a sting operation at a local self-serve car wash to entrap, arrest and…

Topic says it all. Why don't we wish each other a Happy New Year and wish that all our strip club dreams come true in the new year!!!

Do you ASK strippers if they WANT to KISS you on the mouth? Do you ASK strippers out on DATES?

There may be strippers who REFUSE to give out their PHONE NUMBER to customers who CARE about them. Strippers who ONLY want MONEY and LIE about the reasons they REFUSE to spend time together OUTSIDE THE CLUB…

Over at friends' house for Christmas, I was presented by their darling daughters, ages 10 and 8, a nice little cookie-tin full of goodies. The tin featured quite prominently the word "SNOW" in big block letters amid Christmas scenes. I…

So I'm in a multi-couch LD room and an elderly dude in there starts scamming his hottie for a senior citizen discount. Obviously ready for this one, she responded with, "Senior citizen discount?! I should be charging you double old man!". My…

Hypothetically speaking, the stoned fantasy can be so intense that I'd never enter another club without a good buzz on. And my Hot Personal Supermodel is a dead-ringer for Rachael McAdams in Mean Girls. Lotta stripper-worthy babes in that flick. Lacey Chabert. *yum* Just…

I am planning a trip to Vegas for AVN. What clubs offer the best mileage and why? I will do a VIP if I think it is worth it. Any Vegas lizards out there?

question: I am going to Houston in January and was thinking of visiting Treasures. Are the VIP room worth the money and how much money should I bring to have a good time?

I was wondering if there are ever any requests for people to visit certain clubs. I go to clubs on occassion and try to post a decent review about them. But, I have noticed that there are so many clubs…