Strip club clothing

They would probably have to close down a strip club for lack of business if they didn't allow shorts here in the South where it's often in the 90's outside. I'm glad I don't live near Detroit.

I've seen such signs too but they usually refer to short shorts, I've never had a problem with Bermudas. But to answer the question, I dress pretty much the same as if I was going most anywhere else - khakis or Bermudas and a polo shirt, short sleeves in summer, long sleeves in winter. Unless I'm going to a blue-collar joint where I know all the guys will be in jeans, than I am too. But I'm not usually looking for real high mileage.

Some clubs in the Detroit area have posted notices that if you wear shorts the doorman will not let you enter.

I think regular dress pants would be best - that way it could be easier to cover up if someone goes by. That would be accented by a lose fitting shirt that can cover things as well.