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This past spring while travelling, I had a great time at two clubs in different cities where you're not allowed to touch the dancer, but she's allowed to rub her body over yours in every way imaginable. It had been…
What do you call it, the kitty or the pussy, or something else? Shadowcat the other day said a group of his faves asked him why guys on TUSCL write kitty and not pussy. I thought that was odd, because I…
"Yes IT IS!!!!!!!!! I have to lie [sp] about my name so psychos [sp] like you don't follow me home. I have to lie about marital status because when a guy knows that you are married, they don't…
Does this ever happen to you? You've been to a club where the dancers are not bad looking, you hear they have a website, so you browse it, and YEEEEOW!! Can these rather scary looking creatures you see pictured possibly…
I believe the answer is some guy who keeps asking for REAL names and phone numbers, only wants to spend $5 and expects to get full service outside the club just because he thinks so highly of strippers. I…
Thanks to all the rantings & ravings of RomaticLOSER, the joke exchange has disappeared. Anyway to retrieve it or do you have to post jokes as a new topic?
Any customers out there who are EMOTIONALLY NEEDY? Do you PAY strippers for CONVERSATION because no woman would talk to you unless you PAY her? Do you PAY for SEXUAL SERVICES because no woman would MAKE LOVE to…
At some clubs, there's a big effort to get everybody to make a lot of NOISE. Not just appreciation for the girl dancing onstage. More like a constant din, like the 4th quarter of a tight football game. The DJ's…
I think I saw something like this on Zbone a long time ago and thought it might lighten the mood. 10) That bitch is playing my song! 9) That bitch is stealing my moves! 8) That…
There are a few things that come to my mind that you should not do at a stripclub. 1.Do not pay extra or give a tip for a Lapdance no matter how good. If it's a dancer you've been knowing…
I've been trying to solicitr my services in the club I frequent. I've giotten a couple of girls to actually come out for shoots. Any Tips
I have heard that clubs use black lights to expose semen -- that it glows under a black light. Can anyone corroborate or refute this?
I had another interesting experience in a club I started going to in the last couple of months. There is a dancer there that I had a great time with one night. Now every time I come in,…
Has anyone ever notice a difference in the quality of dances depending on whether the dancer is in a relationship? There have been a couple of dancers at a club I frequent whose dances have gone from somewhat tame…
Sometimes I need to be reminded why I dislike strippers in general. A conversation from last night: Me: "So your regular is spending twice the regular price on dances from you?" Her: "Yeah." Me: "Are you doing hardcore extras? I mean even if…
Okay... I'm new to this part of the board, but I couldn't resist. Excellent topic suggestion. Here's my tried and proven technique. You sit alone at the bar or a table, with your back to the stage.…
One night I'm sitting with two of my faves, Kerri and Toni. I decide to try an old trick I'd seen Groucho Marx pull on You Bet Your Life. Groucho had used it to "steal" a kiss for a dollar,…
No offense intended towards the residents of Houston but I just keep thinking about Houston and Rita and I heard that RL may live there. RL, do you feel lucky? Hopefully the storm won't be too bad, I…
Odd it seems to have coincided with the "departure" of davids. Just a thought. DavidS, any time, any place, any topic.
You can read the news right here by copying and pasting the link below. This is shocking news indeed. http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/sex/61280 Note: To copy and paste, highlight with the mouse, press ctrl+c to copy and ctrl+v to paste. I have yet…
Another long boring topic to flog to death. I like to have favorites at the clubs I go to regularly. I started to do this defensively at a time when the dancer quality at my local clubs was…
Just a weird topic that might be interesting. I'm white, 5'8" 200 lbs, wear glasses. Full head of brown hair. Blue eyes.
Club reviews often recommend dancers by name "for a real good time". I've included it in my own reviews, because details like that make for more interesting reading. However, I never follow up on them myself when checking out a…
The accusation seems to be flying, so maybe let's review. From the Glossary; "PL Pathetic Loser - get a grip, she's not in love with you, she just wants your money. All of it." I think we…
Ever had a dancer sit at your table and within two seconds before you can even talk to the dancer some annoying waitress comes over and asks if you need anything or would like to buy the dancer anything?…
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