I haven't found a favorite yet, as I don't go to the clubs very often. But if I did, she'd look like Stacey Donovan/Ashley Britton, the porn star from the 1980's.
Then, not now.
SC, shouldn't this be a new thread, 'What do your bitches look like?'
My bitch: 6'1", 220 lbs. (Just kidding) Like Jaime Pressly or a young Lauren Bacall, especially the wicked, femme fatale eyes.
6'4", 260, white, brown hair, graying temples. Van dyke (been told a goatee doesn't include moustache), one green and one brown eye. 51 years old, always told I look 38 to 43. Interesting how many of us include that last part.
He stars in the TV show THE DEAD ZONE as a psychic. I said Bill Gates because some lady outside Wal-Mart told me out of the blue that I looked like him. I got contact lenses and started lifting weights in response!
I haven't seen him in anything in years. I just remember he looked like an adolescent Bill Gates in those 80s teen movies, then suddenly a few years later he'd bulked up, lost his freckles and turned sort of blond. OK, I'll drop it.....
6'1". Goin' bald. 46 years old. Recently separated, but it has nothing to do with strip clubs, 'cause I only go about once a year. Moustache and goatee with some gray in them. Brown hair, brown eyes. I used to be told that I looked like Bobby Nystrom, who used to play hockey for the New York Islanders waaaaaaay back when. Skinny bastard I am.
I'm the guy 1) With an EXPANDING BULGE in pants in lap dance area & pr seats 2) A SHRINKING BULGE in wallet as SC visit goes on. 3) A SH** EATING Grin, esp after GFE ld's. 4) A FROWN when pestered too much w. "btlad"??'s , etc. Mostly traits 1,2, &3...
6"2", 230lbs, 50 years young latino, straight brown hair(just recently began to thin out on top), grey temples, goatee, and a rather handsome devil if I say so myself. lol Told I resemble Ricardo Montelban.
6'2" or so, brown hair, brown eyes and I've been told all the time I look like I'm in my 20's even though I'm not. I keep wondering if that's why I'm constantly asked for my id at almost every club.
I'm not only the oldest guy here, I guess I'm also the smallest. I'm very fit and don't look (or act) my age. I still have all of my teeth, most of my hair, and some of my sanity. Strangers often tell me they think we've met before, which I guess means that I'm pretty ordinary looking. I'm also kinda on the quiet side. And a bit of a loner.
Ethnicity: All-American Northern European mutt
Age: 43
Height: 6'2
Weight: 200
Hair: Mostly brown with grey, a little "clear" hair at the crown.
Glasses.
Clean shaven.
Most people who try to guess my job guess correctly, although I've been sometimes mistaken for a drug sales rep. About a month ago, I was at dinner with my ATF, and a fellow customer asked me if I was a headhunter/professional recruiter.
Caucasian, 6'0", 230 lbs, blue eyes, close cropped dark hair and beard (with flecks of grey). Tatoo of a snake on my face to cover a deuling scar, one gold front tooth, pierced nipples with a chain running between them. Some details may be slightly exaggerated for entertainment value.
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