What do you bastards look like?

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themailman
Just a weird topic that might be interesting.
I'm white, 5'8" 200 lbs, wear glasses. Full head of brown hair. Blue eyes.

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Nigel
19 years ago
My favorite - Jennifer Connolly, but with smaller boobs.
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lc693le500
19 years ago
I haven't found a favorite yet, as I don't go to the clubs very often. But if I did, she'd look like Stacey Donovan/Ashley Britton, the porn star from the 1980's.

Then, not now.
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AbbieNormal
19 years ago
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chandler
19 years ago
SC, shouldn't this be a new thread, 'What do your bitches look like?'

My bitch: 6'1", 220 lbs. (Just kidding) Like Jaime Pressly or a young Lauren Bacall, especially the wicked, femme fatale eyes.
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Nigel
19 years ago
6'4", 260, white, brown hair, graying temples. Van dyke (been told a goatee doesn't include moustache), one green and one brown eye. 51 years old, always told I look 38 to 43. Interesting how many of us include that last part.
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GooberMan
19 years ago
He stars in the TV show THE DEAD ZONE as a psychic. I said Bill Gates because some lady outside Wal-Mart told me out of the blue that I looked like him. I got contact lenses and started lifting weights in response!
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GooberMan
19 years ago
No. He is better looking and far wealthier.
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chandler
19 years ago
I haven't seen him in anything in years. I just remember he looked like an adolescent Bill Gates in those 80s teen movies, then suddenly a few years later he'd bulked up, lost his freckles and turned sort of blond. OK, I'll drop it.....
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chandler
19 years ago
QM: Are you Anthony Michael Hall?
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GooberMan
19 years ago
Imagine Bill Gates with blonde hair and a good workout program. That would describe me on my worst day.
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lc693le500
19 years ago
6'1". Goin' bald. 46 years old. Recently separated, but it has nothing to do with strip clubs, 'cause I only go about once a year. Moustache and goatee with some gray in them. Brown hair, brown eyes. I used to be told that I looked like Bobby Nystrom, who used to play hockey for the New York Islanders waaaaaaay back when. Skinny bastard I am.
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minnow
19 years ago
I'm the guy 1) With an EXPANDING BULGE in pants in lap dance area & pr seats 2) A SHRINKING BULGE in wallet as SC visit goes on. 3) A SH** EATING Grin, esp after GFE ld's. 4) A FROWN when pestered too much w. "btlad"??'s , etc. Mostly traits 1,2, &3...
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FONDL
19 years ago
What I found most interesting about this thread is who responded and who didn't.
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easyed14
19 years ago
6"2", 230lbs, 50 years young latino, straight brown hair(just recently began to thin out on top), grey temples, goatee, and a rather handsome devil if I say so myself. lol Told I resemble Ricardo Montelban.
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themailman
19 years ago
The Police Chief of Nashville and I could be twins, but he's 6'4" and I'm 5'8".
It is eerie how closely we resemble each other.
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travelingthrough
19 years ago
5'8", 155 lbs, brown hair, blue eyes, 30 years young. I've been told I look like Matthew Broderick, and I have to admit there is some truth to that...
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chandler
19 years ago
I don't know of any white people who look like Jeff Goldblum, either. He might be a race of his own.
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SuperDude
19 years ago
6'2'', 240 lbs., black hair. Told I look like Jeff Goldblum, but I don't see it. He's white and I'm not.
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casualguy
19 years ago
6'2" or so, brown hair, brown eyes and I've been told all the time I look like I'm in my 20's even though I'm not. I keep wondering if that's why I'm constantly asked for my id at almost every club.
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casualguy
19 years ago
Oh I forgot to add my ancestry is Scottish and some German as well as possibly some viking blood. I'm looking for a new strip club to conquer, lol. :)
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FONDL
19 years ago
I'm not only the oldest guy here, I guess I'm also the smallest. I'm very fit and don't look (or act) my age. I still have all of my teeth, most of my hair, and some of my sanity. Strangers often tell me they think we've met before, which I guess means that I'm pretty ordinary looking. I'm also kinda on the quiet side. And a bit of a loner.
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lopaw
19 years ago
Age: 34
Height: 5'7
Weight: 135
Hair: Yes
Eyes: Two
Female.
Not a dancer.

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AbbieNormal
19 years ago
(damn, we're being serious...)
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Clubber
19 years ago
6' 190 56 alll hair (ponytail) some gray. Just shaved my beard for the first time in 28 years.
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AbbieNormal
19 years ago
OK, OK, I'm only 5'11 3/4" and I weigh 240.
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chandler
19 years ago
OUCH!!!

(I posted that earlier, but I guess it didn't meet the minimum character count.)
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chitownlawyer
19 years ago
DNA studies have shown that 10% of children have no biological relationship to the man known to them as their father. D'OH!!!
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chandler
19 years ago
My namesake, I'm told. I don't see it.
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chitownlawyer
19 years ago
Ethnicity: All-American Northern European mutt
Age: 43
Height: 6'2
Weight: 200
Hair: Mostly brown with grey, a little "clear" hair at the crown.

Glasses.
Clean shaven.
Most people who try to guess my job guess correctly, although I've been sometimes mistaken for a drug sales rep. About a month ago, I was at dinner with my ATF, and a fellow customer asked me if I was a headhunter/professional recruiter.
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AbbieNormal
19 years ago
Caucasian, 6'0", 230 lbs, blue eyes, close cropped dark hair and beard (with flecks of grey). Tatoo of a snake on my face to cover a deuling scar, one gold front tooth, pierced nipples with a chain running between them. Some details may be slightly exaggerated for entertainment value.
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