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I propose that reviewers start timing songs, and post equivalent hourly rate per lap dance. Think 15 seconds or so doesn't matter, think again! The worst clippers seem to be Spearmint Rhino, Deja Vu, and 2 clubs around LAX airport.…
There are customers in strip clubs who spend MONEY (sometimes large amounts) on a stripper who they WOULD LIKE to have SEX with and/or receive AFFECTION from and/or have a RELATIONSHIP with. Some customers who do this think that…
Ok, I was curious about the underwear vs commando debate, so, in the name of science, I did my own experiment. Went to the club twice with underwear, and twice without. I will agree that there is an improvement in…
It is AMAZING (and sometimes utterly PATHETIC) that some men who go to strip clubs are so DESPERATE for SEXUAL and EMOTIONAL contact that they do the things that they do. It can be mindboggling.
this goes in the same category as rl,s post regarding phone numbers.and inspired by a real situation that happened a few nights ago. i was working at my club saturday night and happened to see a guest sitting at the bar..i…
Despite the things that have happened, there may still be "men" out there (should they be called men?) who think that a stripper is their FRIEND when in fact she is NOT A FRIEND. These "men" may be in…
I was thinking that there has got to be another way to rid ourselves of the davids/Clifbar problem. Suddenly it came to me. All we have to do is wait for the little yellow bus to come and take him…
There are customers who SPEND MONEY on a stripper because they want her FRIENDSHIP. These customers are not just looking for SEX (although they may WANT SEX). These customers are looking for AFFECTION and a REAL RELATIONSHIP and/or…
Could a professor of an anonymous physical science really: a) Not know what Godel's theorem was b) When he found out, call it an "obscure result" when it is actually regarded as one of the most important results of the 20th centry c)…
parodyman and AN were recently asking about the use of palmistry when attempting to pick up strippers (seems their personality alone is not enough to do it for them). Now according to certain unscurpulosu people, palmistry and astrology make excellent…
Gentlemen: I would like to try an experiment involving a "peace and love and positivity" type approach to life. As part of this I will have to break off from the flame wars on TUSCL for the duration of the…
I'm inclined to say the darker the better. Obviously, I don't want it so dark I can't see the strippers, but I've never been where I couldn't see well enough after my eyes had a minute to adjust. However, more…
Sounds like a dream come true, don't it? What has been your experience?
If you find a stripper who you like to spend time with, do you ASK her for her PHONE NUMBER and ASK her if she wants to see you OUTSIDE THE CLUB for FREE? or......are you AFRAID OF REJECTION?????
I experienced my first OTC a week ago & thought it was going to be the first of many to follow the way we parted but the next day I get a cell phone message saying she felt guilty about…
If you are looking for a BOYFRIEND, try the CUSTOMERS at the strip club where you WORK
In your experience, how much time do clubs give for LD's? Like anywhere else, quality depends on the dancer. I'm just asking about time and environment. I know of two places in South Jersey that allow 4 minutes at $30…
Here's a topic that doesn't get a lot of attention, rail tipping. I personally like to sit stageside and tip till a dancer catches my eye. Across the country I've seen a lot of different ways that tipping…
PLEASE leave your lurid sexual escapades out of your answers. By the time I realise you're launching into one it's too late. I don't know if I am speaking for anyone else but I get it. You're a stud who…
Have you ever had a stripper want to make love to you because she liked you and was turned on?? It happened to me once. It was back when I was in my mid twenties, thin and I…
We've been getting a lot of advice and criticism for our unenlightened habbits, so I thought it best to summarize what we've learned. 1) You should go looking to date the stripers, if you don't your deluding yourself about what…
A budy of mine was telling me about a providence club where they did a show called the "six pack attack"... six girls pulled bachelor on stage stripped him naked and mauled him, beat his ass, etc... he couldnt…
We have read here about a good deal of guys who have experienced OTC relationships with these fine entertainer/entrepreneurs who just happen to dance at SC's. Do you ask directly if they are interested in boosting their income this week or…
I was wondering what types of books TUSCLers are reading. Which are your favorites. I'll start, Horror fiction: anything by Bentley Little. This includes "The Store, The Mailman, and The Resort." Also the new Stephen King novel about Cell phones was a…
I have a question for any strippers who may be reading this board: How does it feel to give a lap dance or engage in extras with unattractive guys? As a guy who is doing ok for cash I cannot relate…
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