underwear experiment

Sorry, I should've specified. Whenever I go out, I usually where these soft "karate" pants. The fly is button, but not the one with the eyelet like you see on jeans, but the snap-on kind. The "outie" things are short enough that the dancer doesn't complain ... well, let me rephrase that -- no stripper has yet to complain about the buttons on my pants, so I assume they're OK. Try and get those.

I don't think you need to carry out an experiment to know that a lap dancer would veto the button fly idea.

How 'bout buttonflies?

Giveitayank: I thought about that, the only problem is gym shorts aren't part of my style at all. I understand that the strip club isn't a fashion show, but I've yet to go straight from my house to the club then back to the house. Therefore, I'd like to reasonably presentable and I'm not at all sure I could pull off gym shorts. I will definately do some thinking on this and try to find a way to fit them in, if for no other reason than they are really comfortable and it's summer time.

someyoungguy: You may be on to something there. Only thing I would be scared of there is the post on the back of the button could be worse than the zipper, I don't know.

My conclusion so far? Much, much more testing is in order. Ahhh, the things I do for science. :D

shorts or baggy pants are the way to go

Go to a club commando wearing GYM shorts. Find a nasty and experienced stripper and buy the high priced dances. I think you will like that.