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Not the first time but I recently met another stripper with a clit ring. Not my favorite thing. She told me that she had, had two but one was getting in the way. Another dancer told me that constant wearing…

I'm off to Vegas in a couple of weeks for the first time in 15 years. Looking forward to doing some drinking, gambling and strip-clubbing. Funny, I lived in northern Arizona years ago and used to visit Vegas fairly often,…

City stymied by sexually oriented businesses' new tactics Officials suing in bid to counter loopholes used by topless clubs, adult bookstores By BRADLEY OLSON Copyright 2008 Houston Chronicle Aug. 22, 2008, 11:44PM NICK de la TORRE CHRONICLE It was business as usual Friday…

There is a dancer at one of the clubs I visit who always seems to go out of her way to say hi to me. But when it comes time to ask if I want a dance, I always…

I like the plain jane look (street clothes or bikinis look, imo), but generally the costume isn't important. An exception is where the dancer feels the need to add tons of goop to her face as part of the…

I think I saw her Saturday night. First time I saw her she was tipping a dancer at the stage. I saw her nice legs and a short skirt. I heard the DJ joking about something like…

A suspended Texas police officer testified Thursday that he was forced to have sex with two prostitutes during an undercover sting operation, saying he was "paid to do it." Officer Keith Breiner testified in Beaumont, Texas, during a hearing to be…

It pisses the DJ's off because it is their job to keep the stage/s filled. It pisses the management off because they never want to see an empty stage. It pisses customers off because they do not want to stare at an…

We've discussed this before - strippers with kids are as common as snow in January in Michigan. Single moms that turn to stripping seem to be so prevalent that it is now just a cliche..."I want to provide a…

Have you ever brought a dancer thereto? By lingual, digital, or penile means? My best experience was at a San Francisco club. Two days in a row, a cute and very friendly young girl got exhausted finally after seven.…

Just read a new review for a club called in Calif (Ecstasy) where the going rate for a lap dance is $50. I have never been in a club where the price is this high. I suppose it is California,…

As chandler(you remember her) recently put it to me, we like to have fun too. As she was dry fucking my leg said that (you customers) have to take care of us too. As long as you treat me right,…

I went over to Burger King to buy that new cheesey chicken sandwich or whatever it is called. I don't like the taste of it, but wasn't up to cooking today. Standing in line minding my own business this…

Hey guys! I'm not sure what a "fart putdown" is, so someone else will have to start. Let's see if we can hit 100+ posts here. parody? This sounds right up your alley (so to speak)...

I have a 7 yr. old rheus monkey for sale. He is brown with white spots. He likes to watch Baywatch and also is very adept at a yo-yo. His favorite color jello…

THIS STORY TAKEN FROM YASHOO NEWS COURTESY OF REUTERS: Fri Aug 15, 3:33 PM ET HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas school district will let teachers bring guns to class this fall, the district's superintendent said on Friday, in what experts said…

Used to be that a woman with natural D's always had a curvy, hourglass sort of figure and if you saw a thin girl with a huge rack you knew it was fake. Now, it seems every woman I…

Just wondering if parodyman got his new transportation??? Also on this topic, does anyone try to "hide" their truck/car/bike when parking at a club? I used to have a problem, before I retired, as way to many "knew" my company…

?All vigorous debates shade into trolling at the perimeter; it is next to impossible to excise the trolling without snuffing out the debate." The above is a quote from the long New York Time story on trolling that NJSCFAN referred to…

The scenario has been presented in countless movies and TV shows for years: a guy walks into a club, sits down and is shocked to find that a woman he knows (former girlfriend, co-worker, neighbor, etc.) is working at the…

Okay, we all enjoy the strip club scene, and for the most part keep it a secret from family and loved ones. How would you feel or react if you found out that your wife or SO or even…

I just felt like posting in the recent, standard tradition of posting in this forum. Feel free to use the question as a launchpad for insulting one another! O.

Just for the hell of it, on a slow weekday afternoon, one of the better dancers starts to bust out all the Friday night pole tricks and the energy in the club immediately changes. Feel free to add, unless what you…

A stripper gets up on stage, hikes up her skirt, pulls down her top, and having exposed the T&A considers herself naked enough. Feel free to add, unless you are one of the flamers, because nobody really cares.

Oh the terrible injustice of it all! Now, according to parody, he seeks revenge by stalking and posting flames against shadowcat here.