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I recently tired of the established provider routine and started trolling the SC's in my area. After just three club's and four girls I found a dancer willing to meet me OTC. She's asking for about 30% less than an…

Theres this girl that i want to make sure that shes there if i go to the club. Is it normal to call in and ask if she is working?

The older I get and/or the higher mileage I get, It takes more to excite me. I just read a review for a club that I visit. The reviewer said that he spent $240 for an hour of grinding. If…

These shows that take place at normal bars for a few hours at a time are becoming more difficult to find. I think that the two in Back of the Yards have closed so I need your help finding replacements.…

during a lap dance. The girls claim that it happens "All the time" In almost thirty years of lap dances I've never gotten more than thoroughly erect and a little pre cum. Never close to actually climaxing. Are there certain…

I had a few dancers tell me that they have never filed a tax return (as opposed to filing tax returns but paying not taxes). This is hard to believe, because they have house mortgages, car loans and bank…

I have gotten into bringing a vibe with me when I go to the clubs. I've never asked anyone 'official' at a club whether it's OK to do so. Most friskers at the doors don't find it, but…

Sometimes they just want general information. I give. Sometimes they want specific information about some of my favorites and I don't give that out to people that I do not know. I try to give them some hints on what…

The club I visit the most is the Platinum Plus in Columbia. It never fails that the DJ plays the music so ungodly loud that you can't carry a conversation without shouting. I once brought a reunion group with substantial…

Which do your prefer? Of course, I'd rather have both together. But in the absence of that ideal, I'd prefer perky nips; it's a sure way to see if the girl is feeling sexuallly stimulated by her dancing…

If you plan on making a beach trip during prime hurricane season, do you make plans long ahead of time and go anyway or wait and see how the 7 day weather forecast is? Every time I even think…

I once thought one hour away from the strip club in a not so big town meant no dancers lived here. Last night I heard an attractive dancer say she has stayed nearby and liked the area.…

Lately we've learned that parodyman--> is not really employed by anyone but rather "works from home". Can you say mail-order "multi-level marketing"? I guess not having a real job gives him plenty of time to obsess over and stalk his unrequited…

Over the years, I have seen a few visibly pregnant dancers. Mostly, I've seen this at real dumpy dives, but I just saw one the other night at my favorite club. It's not really an upscale, gentleman's club, but…

My mileage has gotten so strong that I have to go wash my hands after every back room trip. The dancers no longer ask for a lap dance but rather ask if I want to go play. And I do.…

Do you get many dancers that instead of doing the LD at the start of the next song, she starts immediately and goes until the middle of the next song? I've only had one or two dancers ever do it…

A previous message mentioned the Bottom 40. It got me checking. How many of the top and bottom have you visited. Myself, five in the top and one in the bottom.

I went out to my main club last night. I hadn't been there is almost 3 months. I was mainly looking for my #1 favorite Essence, she was there but I was a little dissapointed in her actions or…

Forget Obama vs. McCain. The real issue at stake in the fall election -- who would you rather undress and do the nasty deed with? Cindy McCain, Michelle Obama, Jill Biden, or Sarah Palin?

I had this happen to me many years ago from a girl I didn't know but she worked at the same company as me. Just regular manufacturing work. I guess she asked me because someone started a rumour…

The Fox's Den in OH seems to not be the pick of most TUSCLers, except Bones for some reason. It seems like Bones really liked this place, but it appears that was mostly because of the "happy endings" that…

Does this story ring familiar? The other nite I ran into a stripper I have known for about 7 yrs., altho I have not seen her in about a yr. She insists I take…

So, what's been happening here since last I showed my face? I can tell you, I've been reading cases. Lots and lots of cases ... It hinges on whether or not constructive notice is sufficient in an action in which the…

I read them for my favorite clubs, Just to see if any of my buddies has any recent input. But generally looking at the clubs in the top 40's most are blank. Founder as I have said before, I would…

Heading to Calgary. Any good advise on clubs and the so called legal prostitution in this city?