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Have any of you ever tried counting cards to gain an advantage over the house? There is that hi-low system. Also, what about using that basic strategy chart?

There are two girls who danced for me over 10 years ago. One of them, I bought laps from on two seperate nights. The other, I bought laps from in just one afternoon. And I still remember…

Recently, I have been pretending to be gay on this board. Well, I need to come out of the closet and admitt that I am, in fact, straight. I only played "the gay dude" to illistrate how absurd it is…

parody, MisterGay, ozy, giveitayank... Why not just go elsewhere and form your own gay pride board or something and leave us straight folk alone?

Ok, You have successfully picked up a stripper. You had some awesome sex. Maybe even a nice dinner. Can you actually sleep with her? Do you trust her or do you just want her to get the fuck out?

I recently posted regarding the site www.theeroticreview.com where escorts are reviewed. Being the "stright" perv that I am, I've often asked escorts to do a little strip-tease as a little foreplay. Most of them refuse. I don't…

There has been a lot of talk on here recently about being homos. I think that most of it is PARODY and FLAMING. At least I hope so. But now I am starting 2009 by admitting that I am a lesbian.…

On the 31st, the local news outlets were crowing that an appeals court had affirmed the city's recent victory on distance requirements (1,500 fet from everything). Mayor Bill White got in front of the cameras and recited a speech that…

Not sure if its the time of year or economy, but lately I've been getting a lot more for my $$$. Have to say that today was one of the finest stage action days this year. These girls at…

I resolve to; (1) not retire. (2) not stop going to strip clubs. (3) not stop trying for FS. (4) continue to accept BBBJ's. (5) continue to drink and smoke. (6) continue to love my kids.

so last night (right before the kryptonite incident), i was looking around the joint and HOLY CRAP! I noticed a guy i go to church with. good guy, older gentleman, married. has kids. communal character. i try and avoid him,…

Playoff time again. I'm putting forth my "tongue-in-cheek" playoff predictions based solely on my experienced/percceived relative strength of respective city stripclubs vs one another. Please feel free to comment, based on your experience with the city's clubs. …

Im just curious if anyone else has a weakness too. Like walking in to a place thinking "no way am i getting an ld tonight, i just wanna watch the perfomers". I did last night. Except a girl with the largest…

This dancer that I have been getting dances from over the past month, gave me her number this past Saturday night. She really isnt' all that hot, probably a borderline 5. The sad part is she is still the hottest…

The e-review is an online review forum just like this site. Except, instead of dancers being reviewed, it's escorts who advertise on the internet. The official site is www.theeroticreview.com. I have some reviews there under the name…

I'm heading to San Fran this weekend and want to party. Anybody got suggestions?

Have you ever passed up pussy because you promised to meet a TUSCFL buddy? I have missed the meet up and after wards I felt bad about it. They had driven several hundreds of miles to spend time with me…

For me it's been over 2 weeks ago.

I was recently with a dancer that I've spent a few happy LDs with, and she mentioned a club in the city that she dances at occasionally. This place has supposedly been around a while, but I've never heard…

4 or 5 dancers or maybe 20 or 30 occasionally looking at the discussion board but never posting? I just started wondering after a posting that was supposedly a message to dancers from a female customer. How many…

30+ year ago I was returning from Acapulco to Los Angeles. I was already seated in 1st class when Roberto came on board and said "sorry but I have to change your seat assignment". I moved. Still in 1st class.…

Is he just off his meds or are things more serious?

I am a 22 year old female, straight (but has a thing for tits), who has been to a few clubs...sometimes with a friend, sometimes with my fiance. I have a few things I would like to point out for…

Now that Bobbyl and I have finally admitted to sucking more than just a few dicks, we can't imagine ever charging for it. Those strippers who charge extra just to wrap thier lips around a thick dick and have hot, yummy…

Now that I've finally had the chance to suck a few dicks, I can't imagine anyone not wanting to! Wrapping your lips around a thick dick and feeling hot, yummy cream pump down your throat is amazing it's crazy that strippers…