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Who else here is giving up their saturday night SC visits to watch this game? Or better yet who went to a SC to watch the game. This is probably going to be the most important college football…

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - "D'oh!" doesn't even start to cover it. Marge Simpson -- the blue beehived matriarch of America's most loved dysfunctional family - is Playboy magazine's November cover, the magazine said on Friday. Simpson, tastefully concealing her assets behind a…

Just wondering how long tuscl saves the messages in your inbox? I thought it was 2 months but I still have messages older than two months. In the tuscl faq it says : "How long do messages stay on…

I've been reading the reviews on this site for the bay area, and am surprised that it seems to be a longshot for having the kind of good time most of us seek. Can any of you recommend what…

Ok, I stole this from the movie "Meet the Fokers". But I do have one. There are about 10 guys in it.I have met each one personally.We share info about clubs and dancers by PM's/emails.And meet whenever we can get…

I was walking into the lap dance area with my dancer a few nights ago, when I spotted a very young looking, very petite dancer curled up on one of the couches, apparently taking a quick nap, and yes, sucking…

Do you routinely lie about your age, occupation or something else? I'm going to routinely lie about my age since no one seems to believe my true age anymore. I might want to think of a different occupation for when…

How can a town of only 40,00 pull this off every year. Just another reason why CNN's MOney Magazine rates it the 8th best to live in the U.S. I have lived here for 23 years and love it. Great Georgia…

Do dancers shave their legs more often than regular gals due to their work? I was admiring how nice a favorite's legs felt. She said she had shaved her legs before coming in “just for me.” OK,…

Ever happen to you? Daytime fave was in a frisky mode and when she was done I was, er, spent. Getting ready to leave when nighttime fave walks in wearing sexy fishnet stocking and feeling “slutty”. Second feature went…

A half dozen Fox shows shot scenes in a SC. The dancers don't look or act very real (most likely actresses, not real strippers) and the club is too well lit. Anyway, here's a clip. http://www.tvguide.com/News/VIDEO-Fox-Hits-1010654.aspx?rss=breakingnews&partnerid=imdb&profileid=01

i finally made contact with her today.She just spent another 3 days in the hospital.Infection related to her recent intestine surgery. She cannot eat solid food yet. She is in good spirits. She encourages me to go to the club…

You speak of lost items..........the other night I had a guy who was out of money offer me a pack of smokes for one more dance. This was ridiculous. From the way you guys talk, I don't think you would…

I was in a club this past weekend and after a number of LD's I realized that the keys to my rental car were missing and I was five states away from my home. Uh oh! Panic set in…

“It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to” I could tell she was down for some reason. After I bought her a beer, she shared that it was her birthday, she was 24,…

Fake boobs battle in Miss Plastic contest Only women with fake breasts and facelifts allowed in Hungary beauty contest Wednesday, October 7, 2009 While most beauty contests celebrate women's natural good looks (as well as their ability to express a desire for world…

I have only met two in recent years. One is the only Brazilian I have ever met. The other is a black chick with huge natural D's.I found them to be erotic because of their non conformist ways.

1st lets set the screen. I'm 67. She is 33.She sells perfume and gives me free bottles to give to the girls. Dad why do you do it? I can fix you up with girls.(in their 40's)Answer, I don't want the…

how much would you be willing to pay as a cover charge if your ATF porn star (Alexi Texas, my choice) was dancing at local club?

Well, I cracked myself up, actually. I was at the club recently, and over the course of my visit I noticed a fake-boobed blonde making several trips to the champagne room. I thought that was odd for dayshift. My favorite…

I just spent 15 minutes talking to him on the phone. He has new didgets now. He is in good spirits. He misses posting on TUSCL and hopes that he can return soon. We talked about you, HarryDave, and Blue…

Happened all the time in Vegas. Nicholas Cage at the Crazy Horse Too, 3 in the morning, a Saturday, I think. One of the strippers pointed him out to me. " Did you see Nick Cage over there? I just…

Just wondering how you would handle this situation: I had been with a fav for about an hour, mix of dances, drinks and hanging out, GFE style. She excuses herself to go to the bathroom and on the way some…

From time to time, actresses research roles in strip clubs. In my fantasy scenario, you go into a SC and find your celeb researching her role by actually doing lappers. During your lapper with her, you tell her you recognize…

Have you noticed any clubs making a serious attempt to get rid of the porkers? My favorite club started 2 years ago. A lot of dancers got a notice. I personally know 3 that got warnings. One trimmed down, one…