A little background...
Earlier this year, David9999 posted incessantly, to the point of tedium, on how the downturn in the economy could possibly affect customer's spending habits and lead to a reduction in dancer's income.
Just one example - his thread of January 16, 2008: "Dancers need to prepare for an economic shock"
FONDL wrote: "David(9999), you're obsessing over this economy thing"
I wrote: "I agree with FONDL - yeah, enough already"
to which David replied: "Oh I see you've appointed yourself EDITOR of this forum as to what subject can and cannot be brought up by a poster? WHO THE FUCK APPOINTED YOU?"
It may have taken awhile here in the Midwest, but if this past weekend was indication, as it turns out, David may have been right. Friday and Saturday night, after 11 pm, when normally the club is standing room only, my favorite place was less than half full. The girls were complaining about only making around $100.00 - So David's predictions were true! I was wrong - he was right. David is a genius. (Though as a side note, for a genius, his vocabulary is rather limited. It pretty much consists of FUCK YOU and FUCK OFF)
So, to get to my point. I've discovered that David is smarter than he appears. So, c'mon guys, let's stop giving him a hard time about his Alpha Male Seed Spreading Theory. I bet he could get it published in the literature. Look for it in an upcoming issue of Scientific American. It could be titled:
"The Alpha Male: Why Hot Women Are Attracted to Abusive, Uneducated, Meth-Addicted Bad Boys"
The article would open up with: "I'm a very good-looing male, earning in excess of $500,000 per year, but yet I cannot get laid, except when I pay strippers for sex. I began to think to myself, why not? This is when I began developing my Alpha Male hypothesis......"


Yep, he was right about (1) dancers being belted by the economy, (2) Alpha Male Seed Spreading, and (3) gun control being violative of the 2nd Amendment. No wonder David9999 rakes in, in excess of $500,000 per year. :)